Rebecca Lamb #169 Gall bladder out, Botox in, that minging grey towel and infected skin

[Justhereforthegoss]

Wonder who the 19 are she's unfollowed

Bet it was 19 accounts she had to block after they asked why she's sold her house but keeping it a secret...or maybe 19 people asking why she has to post herself in her underwear, jumping to pull up trousers, at any given opportunity

 

[HT2018]

That dancing video makes me cringe so much. Absolutely nothing cool mum about it, so staged

 

[Booklover]

RE setting the camera up in your child's bedroom and telling them to face it and copy mummy, jump up and down, really go for it, show off, act crazy but make sure the camera can see you

You only realise how truly manic her parenting style is when you try and imagine someone/anyone else you follow or know in their thirties with children doing the same ......They just wouldn't.

I don't know about 'cool mums' but good mum's know at bedtime you're not telling them to bounce off the walls with you, or show off, blast music and then minutes later 'its right lie down now and go to sleep ???

I know to some extent we're all winging it but she's not exactly a teenage babysitter at this point.

This. Backward Beggy strikes again. Normal parents routine does not include a bleeping dance party in pjs just before bed. I'd put money on those kids going straight from school uniform straight into pjs!
While everyone else is doing baths, stories, quiet time and lights out she's manically dancing with her kids just before bed. Moron.

 

[MissPrint]

Bet it was 19 accounts she had to block after they asked why she's sold her house but keeping it a secret...or maybe 19 people asking why she has to post herself in her underwear, jumping to pull up trousers, at any given opportunity

Probably 19 bots

 

[Saltypopcorn]

It's becoming more obvious that she's the only one who 'dances'. Groma doesn't unless it's twerking, Evil Kinevil only flung himself in at the last minute and Alfeh Banjo can't dance despite what she says. The dancing is all for her to jiggle up and down for the pervs.

 

[Clarity456]

Thinking back to when I was at school, a "cool mum" to me, would have been someone who looked young, dressed well, bought their kids amazing clothes/school bags/stationary, made amazing unique packed lunches, took their family on cool trips in the school holidays AND MOST IMPORTANTLY not doing or saying anything cringey or embarrassing publicly...

When I was 11, if I heard of someone's parent with bags galore around their eyes to the point they looked like they were coming up 50 rather than their actual age of 30, wearing the same smelly stained hoody day in day out, dressing their kids in literal non branded rags that are about 4 sizes too big, only taking them away to places where they have nothing to do but pick up stones on the beach in silence while mama gets her tits out and their dad ogles the "bacon", feeding the kid a diet of greige slop with no branded items or treats, being on porn hub, not even for being sexy, but cos her fanny was massive and fat, and to top it off dancing about the house with all the moves of a 75 yo uncle at a wedding after a few too many sherries, making the kids join in and then posting it to the internet, then i can guarantee you the other kids would have thought that was the direct opposite of "cool mum vibes 4eva" they'd have thought that it was incredibly weird and the piss would have been ripped out of the poor kid belonging to such a family

 

[whoactuallycarez]

Every time wee Banjo “dances” he does a move that uses his hands to make glasses…is he hinting to his “cool mum” that he can’t see and y’know requires basic healthcare.

 

[Bananarama22]

Thinking back to when I was at school, a "cool mum" to me, would have been someone who looked young, dressed well, bought their kids amazing clothes/school bags/stationary, made amazing unique packed lunches, took their family on cool trips in the school holidays AND MOST IMPORTANTLY not doing or saying anything cringey or embarrassing publicly...

When I was 11, if I heard of someone's parent with bags galore around their eyes to the point they looked like they were coming up 50 rather than their actual age of 30, wearing the same smelly stained hoody day in day out, dressing their kids in literal non branded rags that are about 4 sizes too big, only taking them away to places where they have nothing to do but pick up stones on the beach in silence while mama gets her tits out and their dad ogles the "bacon", feeding the kid a diet of greige slop with no branded items or treats, being on porn hub, not even for being sexy, but cos her fanny was massive and fat, and to top it off dancing about the house with all the moves of a 75 yo uncle at a wedding after a few too many sherries, making the kids join in and then posting it to the internet, then i can guarantee you the other kids would have thought that was the direct opposite of "cool mum vibes 4eva" they'd have thought that it was incredibly weird and the piss would have been ripped out of the poor kid belonging to such a family

This is all spot on but i full on choked at ‘being on porn hub, not even for being sexy, but cos her fanny was massive and fat’ this needs to be a thread title

 

[Clarity456]

This is all spot on but i full on choked at ‘being on porn hub, not even for being sexy, but cos her fanny was massive and fat’ this needs to be a thread title

Honestly, it's not much, but I suppose a very slight defence for a kid whose mum is on porn sites would be their mum's a milf or whatever but bogs punters are all people with weird fetishes either for her bulging hoof or pregnancy and babies

 

[Mickey19]

Poor Roma has such bad dummy teeth/mouth

 

[whoactuallycarez]

Big bad boss Beggy with the £10 bunch of Spar flowers for the new mum. Suh suh aspirational hun.

I’m sorry Roma isn’t cute and I’m sick of the sight of her. Not the bairns fault but yeah…

 

[Lifestyle86]

Poor Roma has such bad dummy teeth/mouth

As well as the chipped front tooth.

 

[Each_peach]

Why doesn't the fringe have a top on. Poor lass was probably sweating due to being in a house that isn't arctic conditions.

Beggys thick as duck as well, concealer doesn't cover eye bags. It covers dark circles.

 

[Katie 0099]

Think poor Roma need to keep away from her dummy, her poor teeth u can really tell from her last few pictures

 

[whoactuallycarez]

I know Beggy doesn’t get much gifted PR but the thick cow knows full well that she was gifted the L’Oréal glotion and that it should be marked as an AD.

 

[heidilouxx]

I know Beggy doesn’t get much gifted PR but the thick cow knows full well that she was gifted the L’Oréal glotion and that it should be marked as an AD.

She’s written AD really small in the corner
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Why doesn't the fringe have a top on. Poor lass was probably sweating due to being in a house that isn't arctic conditions.

Beggys thick as duck as well, concealer doesn't cover eye bags. It covers dark circles.

Seems weird to have your kid without a top on to meet someone else’s newborn baby?!

 

[whoactuallycarez]

She’s written AD really small in the corner
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Seems weird to have your kid without a top on to meet someone else’s newborn baby?!

She’s such a trampoline

Edited to add, I meant woman but autocorrect had other ideas. Seems fitting though.

 

[heidilouxx]

I know Beggy doesn’t get much gifted PR but the thick cow knows full well that she was gifted the L’Oréal glotion and that it should be marked as an AD.

 

[gummy-bear]

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The Botox has aged her by ten years. She looks horrendous

 

[WhippetGood]

Is she copying Poppy Hollins with this RoRo business? How bizarre