Those size 10 bikini bottoms are going to be holding on for dear life this time next week if she keeps up her 3 pastry breakfasts.
Beaver doing his cut price Dappy from N-Dubz pose
This is just the funniest thing. He actually looks like a wobbly, flaccid nob.Guys, we’re only on day 1 and we’ve already got Seedy Steve (I’m trying to make this happen) posing like a bellend. This is absolute quality
With a bit of luck now her nose has spread she might stop sniffing constantlyNose spread happens in pregnancy but I was always under the impression it was more towards the end! Hers has been spreading for a good month... She's absolutely howling. As she would say - Suh suh ugleh.
We stayed at Porto bello beach it was absolutely brilliant.. #notanadThat hotel looks like the Sovereign Beach Hotel only because I’ve searched high and low for holidays for myself in Greece 🥹 still not picked one fyi