Rebecca Lamb #109 Polishing turds for the Gram. Giving her kids kinder eggs despite the ban

[ChubClubThug]

I need to choose my words carefully here as i dont want to pick on a child or be seen as picking on a child.

However, do we think that Beggy herself thinks Alfie is not as "instagramable" as Woodie or Baby Clemmieeeee?
The reason i am asking that is because i have noticed lately she posted a selfie with woodie and she described him as her "mini me", and obviously she has posted a billion things about Clemmie before she has even arrived!

The really sad thing is that i believe Beggy's brain is wired in that fucked up way, and she is so fucking shallow that it even transcends to the way in which she views her own kids. She really is that fucking disgusting and a piss poor excuse of a parent that i honestly wouldnt put it past her.

And as for the fucking books?! she is absolutely fucking mental. I wonder if she will read them to Alfie and Woodie before Clemmieeeee is here! Not that i think she will even read them to her, its all for show isnt it. Just so she can take a picture of her bookcase, yet none of the books will ever be read.

I know exactly what you mean. She's stopped showing alfeh because every time he is filmed he opens his mouth and says something so random, it highlights that he does have additional needs. She doesn't want to address this by the looks, wants to remain (in what she thinks) is a perfect bubble. She's pure ignorant of her real life, everything she does, from the activities with the kids, to the food they buy/eat, her clothes, hair, nails blah blah is for instagram. It's beyond tragic! She's even going to give birth for instagram likes! She needs an intervention

 

[BettyCrockerr]

I can’t cope this girl is a tramp

Does she seriously believe she looks in any way good? Seriously? She’s absolutely HOWLING. She’s out of shape, she got horrible saggy boobs, her baby belly is a weird saggy shape and it’s more flab than it is baby, she’s short and built like a dumper truck and she looks like she’s escaped from a crypt. She’s VILE.

 

[MissPrint]

Those kids must be on first name terms with most of the livestock within a 50 mile radius of the hovel. No wonder Alfeh refers to chicken dogs if his conversations are always with animals, a 4 year old and his thick as shit mother.

Anyone else notice her quickly sucking in her gunt as she turned to the side when touching herself up? Pitiful cunt.

 

[teddy19]

At the end of the day in the life she says she’s exhausted because she feels like shes not stopped today?? All she did was go to B&M (Leisurely in her own time with no kids in tow!) and make a 10 minute pasta dish Shes the laziest cunt ever!!

 

[Pussy Galore]

Sleepyheads and the like are not recommended by NHS due to links to SIDS. each to their own but I wouldn’t be using, or advertising a product like that

Her daily sugar intake isn't recommended by the NHS either... massive trend here

 

[Scotblock]

It’s like something a darts player would wear It’s so gawdy

 

[barrrlohflaughs]

She’s right, the animals were sooo far away didn’t see anything

 

[Unknown3]

I am here for the size of her in another 20 weeks

 

[acm1993]

I think that Nando’s sum up everything about her if I’m honest. Plain chicken and pineapple and mash as a side, is she alright?

 

[Here4TheBants.24.7]

More pre chopped pineapple in plastic packaging if the silly cow loves pineapple so much why doesn’t she buy an actual pineapple and save some money/be a bit more environmentally friendly

Proberly doesn't even know what an actual pineapple looks like tbh

 

[BettyCrockerr]

I can’t believe she’d get the unborn baby all those books, Peppa Pig as well, by the time the kid is old enough to acknowledge Peppa will it be on tv? What about getting books for her two boys who would probably love the attention and need the time to read and engage with books?

Can Alfie even confidently read a Peppa Pig book? She would do better to be concentrating on the reading ability of her two school age children instead of buying books for a child that is still in the womb.

 

[ChubClubThug]

The front tyre is looking baldy


Just said the same before I seen these comments.

Dingle matches her tyres to her hairline

 

[Scotblock]

How much would that ring be? I know nada about designer labels. Her kids are cutting about in filthy shoes and the rest and she’s spending however much it is on a fucking thumb ring? What a tacky twat.

£290 quid and the worst part is it’s coated metal She’s been ripped off for a bit of pipe.

 

[Poosh]

The teeth in this picture are fucking sending me under

Its like an ad for the hills have eyes

 

[yellowmellow]

That sad plate of Nandos actually offends me even my kids eat lemon and herb or mango and lime! She is the most basic, beige human I've ever laid eyes on.

 

[Here4TheBants.24.7]

“Excited to do her hair” wtf is wrong with this idiot?!?!

I just seen this and thought all those things you can do with your boys!? Fucking idiot. Also the name they've had from the start of her pregnancy but it was unplanned and so unexpected?

 

[Linnyloo]

Sadly not my dear only to go on the Wiki

Do you remember her with the huge sheet of paper with boxes drawn on and she was sitting in her boss babe office ticking them off with a huge marker pen like something a child would do - she was ticking all the lumis she had sold. So embarrassing.

 

[Clairer86]

I need to choose my words carefully here as i dont want to pick on a child or be seen as picking on a child.

However, do we think that Beggy herself thinks Alfie is not as "instagramable" as Woodie or Baby Clemmieeeee?
The reason i am asking that is because i have noticed lately she posted a selfie with woodie and she described him as her "mini me", and obviously she has posted a billion things about Clemmie before she has even arrived!

The really sad thing is that i believe Beggy's brain is wired in that fucked up way, and she is so fucking shallow that it even transcends to the way in which she views her own kids. She really is that fucking disgusting and a piss poor excuse of a parent that i honestly wouldnt put it past her.

And as for the fucking books?! she is absolutely fucking mental. I wonder if she will read them to Alfie and Woodie before Clemmieeeee is here! Not that i think she will even read them to her, its all for show isnt it. Just so she can take a picture of her bookcase, yet none of the books will ever be read.

 

[Beckz1205]

I follow a woman on insta (@soph.talks_) and she’s just had her 20 week scan and was referred to the fetal medicine unit in London. Unfortunately she was told that her baby has a congenital heart disease and will need open heart surgery at 1 week old. It’s so sad and then we have this absolute dickhead swanning around buying anything and everything already for her baby thinking she’s invincible and nothing could be wrong! She’s a disgusting human! (Obvs for many more reasons than just this too!).

 

[Clementine]

Why is she and her outfit the same colour as the woodworm infested beams?