PTWM #97 Who wants to see R’s massive “whole”? Vote yes or she’ll call you a trol!

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That family is far from patchwork happy. Her girls have no respect for josh and his boys have no respect for R. Especially betsy and seb. (I am team seb btw, just saying 😆)
 
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Lula saying in the video “ i may have autism your supposed to feel sorry for me” confirms it is something that has just been brought up recently, it’s the kind of thing kids say as they are typically looking for attention ( ie I banged my head you are meant to feel sorry for me). But it does make me think they have only found this out and perhaps her moving schools is not only in relation to this. Rachet & Noballs def had a day on the piss on Wednesday though and I think Rachet will use this to deflect from anything thrown her way.
OK, this might be a controversial opinion but duck it I'm going to say it.

When I was a teen, the 'hot topic' was being an emo and
cutting yourself/self harming for attention (I say this as someone who struggled with self harm for all of my late teens and into my twenties, 2 years clean now thank duck)
. Then it was not identifying as a person and instead changing your pronouns to xir/xie/xis or w.e. I think now it's either autism/ADHD or declaring yourself transgender. Absolute are teens that struggle with all the above problems legitimately and are now able to access help for it much easier as as a society we are much more open to listening and accepting our teens but there's a high percentage who just want a 'label' so that they're 'quirky' and 'unique'. I say this as well because in that household, what else does Lula have to stand out with? Edie's the centre of attention, Betsy gets all her Mums praise, Seb and Issac are Joshes... Just my tuppence.

I also in no way believe that the Whatsapp group is anywhere near legit, absolutely no way a child of Edie's age would have the level of SPAG and lack of emojis that her messages do.
 
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We just got our son an EHCP and it took 6 months. It's a long process and Devon County Council are so slow with it. From the school flagging up concerns to my sons diagnosis for autism it took 18 months (that's quick) and this was 2019.

Regards to a private diagnosis, its not always worth it as not all councils will accept it when done privately.
 
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New thread title thanks to @Lucyinthesky88 again. Your star prize is a flower subscription and second hand bright pink sofa 💜 so lush babe, love you so hard!

We blasted through that last thread in record time didn't we!

Last thread recap:
- Raychaellleee is a bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Raq went to The Range and decided to show everyone what she'd bought. Kept calling it a "haul" and for some reason decided to do it in the hallway, putting food on the floor where everyone walks in from outside. Not going to lie, she looked and acted manic, pulling out frozen chips and processed crap, she bought a disinfectant that smelled like the caretaker's room at her primary school 😵 Wilby threw some jelly beans around and tried to stand on everything, so Lula bribed him with a mini roll, Rach said "no, he's trying to have his dinner" - was his dinner just a bowl of jelly beans? Wilby cried (probably because he thought he was getting a mini roll, only to have it taken away), and Seb came through in his dressing gown. Still, Rancid bravely soldiered on, she kept repeating "I'm trying to do a haul". She said to Seb "stop swearing" and straight away said "there's bleeping loads here". Seb then carried on his excellent trolling by spraying body spray on her head and telling her she smells 😂 making her drop her mask to shout at him with real venom.
- Rancho showed us around her almost empty lounge (the first lounge, not the second one) and said that they weren't going to decorate until they could afford it next year, but are having to because the ceiling is falling down. Despite not being able to afford it until next year, they're having the fireplace ripped out and a wood burner put in, new floor, ceiling, shutters and panelling on the walls. She took the opportunity to plug her home page, saying she would update on there.
- she followed up showing all the processed crap she bought with an advert for a meal kit delivery service. Ok hun.
- Late night dog walk with Lula (who has changed her surname on Insta to Hambleton). Then home to watch a hammered Josh sitting on the kitchen table playing guitar and singing "you're so vain". Wonder who that could be directed at...!
- Ratshit shared her lovey dovey post with Josh to her Facebook, forgetting it's an entirely different audience (or maybe it was a drunken mistake?). The comments soon turned into a shitshow, with some pointing out that she's had more time away from her 4 kids and 2 step kids than most parents of less children get 🤷 Raq reacted in her typically defensive way, claiming that her and Josh have both been working 40 hour weeks for the last 3 months, conveniently forgetting the night at Herpes Lodge, night away in Exeter for her birthday, night away for Josh's birthday AND the poverty porn tour. Some of Rancid's delightful followers told someone they should kill themselves, and another was completely ignored by Rach when she commented that her son had passed away in June. Following this Rachey spent her evening deleting comments (even though she never deletes) and complaining over on her Instagram about trolls.
- the following morning, old Rachey woke up (probably with a raging hangover) to discover that whoopsie! She forgot to put the shopping away! Oh how we all laughed because there was cleaning products and fresh chicken left out all night with 2 dogs and an unsupervised toddler in the house. Remember the poverty porn tour, where she cried because so many people can't afford to feed their kids? Well Rancho is so well off now that she can afford to leave raw meat out on the floor overnight during a heat wave, how hilarious!
- With her usual level of tact, she followed the stories of being so pissed that she forgot to put the shopping away with a post about Universal Credit being cut.
- Rachey has been shopping and for a photoshoot in Exeter with Jordan the simpleton. So she's going to show her "haul" from small businesses. Will these all be left festering on the hall floor as well?
- Then she started about the Facebook debacle. Apparently someone has "loads of time" on their hands because they pointed out she'd had some nights away. Rach babe, when you share EVERY SINGLE DETAIL of your mundane little life, you can't be surprised when people remember what you've done.
- Rashy Rach developed red chest and neck while talking about trolls, which is a clear sign that she's lying.

@Lucyinthesky88 summed up her rambling nicely:
"What I took from that is:

- PA Jo has clearly bollocked her today for her shitstorm last night and forced her to do some damage limitation stories;
- - it’s all the fault of the trolls who aren’t trolls but who troll her all the trolling time;
- thanks to trolls, Betsy lost her job where she was working illegal hours and now all their fans don’t get to see how amazing her 17 year old daughter and 15 year old stepson are at their jobs;
- - it’s trolling to question an influencer about how much time they spend without their kids but a hun telling a troll to kill themselves is absolutely fine;
- Rachel gets a really red chest when she’s stressed and lying;
- - PC Titwank has traced us all and has set up Eufy cameras in all our homes;
- the woman’s centre is dying on its arse and she is desperate for a proper service to want its tiny tit little room."

- she desperately wants to name Tattle, but can't name Tattle because she knows how many people she sent last time she did!
- Rach said that she looked on the profile of someone who selected "no" on her poll, looked on messages and this person had messaged her saying they didn't like her lips. So basically, she's saying that she doesn't read her messages, so if you're looking for help with DA, go somewhere else.
- yet another bleeping roast dinner 🙄 I love a roast, but 6 nights a week? Learn to cook something, ANYTHING! Most of the kids weren't there, Joyce had no top on and Wilby was standing on the table clapping. What a lovely, wholesome, family!
- Rachey filmed while multiple kids were trying to talk all at once, while Josh just stared out of the window, probably wondering whether it was too early to get on the red wine 🍷
- an ad for Mr Men books, which let's face it don't really need advertising, because who hasn't heard of them? Apparently Raq collected them all when she was little, who bought them? It can't have been her mum, who abandoned her when she was 4! Apparently Wilby's "obsessed", but it was Edie reading them in the ad. She's a right little money maker!
- time for Raq's Ramble! Although she'd barely got into her flow when she was tutting and rolling her eyes because Lula appered through the loft hatch door. Lula's had an awful week but it turned out ok, and Seb's been in isolation at school. Lula announced that she's moving school, when she said she wanted to talk about it Raq looked horrified, and said that she had cried in the meeting (surprised she wasn't sobbing and vomitting). Unusually Rach asked Lula what she wanted to say, then revealed that she's having an assessment to see if she's autistic. Funny how Raq herself, who was apparently "trained in diagnosis for 20 years" appears to be completely blindsided by this development. She also made a point of telling Lula she's "extra special". In other news, Betsy's had her nose pierced. Rach says she wakes the kids up at 7, because Joyce leaves at 5:45 to go to the gym (although it's never leg day for old Sloshy Joshy). Isaac got himself up early and left for school because he didn't want to be late, straight away Josh was on the phone asking what Isaac was doing as he was monitoring the house CCTV. Top priority for a very Busy and Important Full Time Key Worker. Edie fell into the stair gate, Tattlers everywhere are amazed that it was actually there seeing as Wilbert appears to be roaming the house unsupervised most of the time. Evidenced by the fact that he's eaten his own poo 🤢 (at least it wasn't someone else's out of the toilet 🤷). Rach has been to the women's centre and met some people. A survivor told her that she has previously been having meetings in public places, so to have the privacy of the women's centre is lush.
- Rachey shared a screenshot from the family WhatsApp, with Josh complaining about KFC gravy being thrown in the bin. Where was he when fresh chicken was left on the hall floor all night? Seb is excelling at trolling again, calling her "Rachelle" and telling Josh "shut up u silly man" 😂😂 Seb, Tattle are your biggest fans!

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Absolutely brilliant thread & recap as usual 🤩. Have you been approached by Penguin Books yet? Just wondering 🤔.

I've attached screenshots of the chat below.

Secretly filming Joyce who is looking as camp as a row of pink tents today in his slippers and pink shorts, waving round a balloon like a prick.
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Look at Joyce wearing his baseball cap the right way round!!!! What a fashion statement!
And congratulations to Joyce on realising that the peak of the cap is meant to shade your face, not your neck😜.
When is leg day Joyce? Because you need a double session.

Two in a row 💜
That's lush that is 💜.
 
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I want an update from Vanessa 😂.

Give us a sign V, put something blue on your stories if it’s a work in progress, something black if it’s not happening or something red if it’s in hand and going ahead 😂😂

Where do you see V post? I've only found her girls on Facebook. I need to see the drama 🤓😂
 
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That’s WhatsApp conversation made me feel really uncomfortable mainly for Seb. I feel like he gets the brunt of everything, but also, Edie is so young and she had clearly learned how to be so manipulative. They need to learn to parent properly, well, maybe first they need to learn to be proper human beings. But pugs might fly!
 
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I can't work out of Edie was told to call J dad in the WhatsApp message or she just sent the first message top quick and then sent the second message..
 
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Bad behaviour !
If it's anything like my school, 6 written warnings in a week means whole school isolation for one day. Other things lead to it too but too soon in the term for those. Sounds from her prev stories last year that he's a tit at school so probably deserved !
Agree with you there I’m not sure why he’s bigged up on here to be honest 🤷‍♀️
 
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And why does she always play that bleeping awful song over it when she's filming Wilby walking 😬
No offence to anyone who likes that song I find his voice grating and heart overplayed it when it was released 😂
It is a bloody miserable song, who sings it?
We haven't heard the one about the fckng blue eyes for a while, so that one us due soon 🙄.
 
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I can't work out of Edie was told to call J dad in the WhatsApp message or she just sent the first message top quick and then sent the second message..
That’s partly what made me think it wasn’t even a genuine chat, it was “Edie” rather than Edie.
 
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Where do you see V post? I've only found her girls on Facebook. I need to see the drama 🤓😂
It’s on her Instagram but I’m not sure if I’m allowed to share the @. Anyway, it’s all quiet today from what I could see. If she gives us a sign, someone will notice 😂
 
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Wilby is a cute little boy so why has she insisted on dressing him like a painter and decorator today? Looks like he’s going quoting for jobs, fucks sake woman dress him in normal clothes 🤣 Oh and Rach, there’s about 17 mins of what’s app messages you’ve failed to show us, seeing as though you were all replying to each other every minute - we gonna be getting them or not …? asking for a friend 😬
 
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OK, this might be a controversial opinion but duck it I'm going to say it.

When I was a teen, the 'hot topic' was being an emo and
cutting yourself/self harming for attention (I say this as someone who struggled with self harm for all of my late teens and into my twenties, 2 years clean now thank duck)
. Then it was not identifying as a person and instead changing your pronouns to xir/xie/xis or w.e. I think now it's either autism/ADHD or declaring yourself transgender. Absolute are teens that struggle with all the above problems legitimately and are now able to access help for it much easier as as a society we are much more open to listening and accepting our teens but there's a high percentage who just want a 'label' so that they're 'quirky' and 'unique'. I say this as well because in that household, what else does Lula have to stand out with? Edie's the centre of attention, Betsy gets all her Mums praise, Seb and Issac are Joshes... Just my tuppence.

I also in no way believe that the Whatsapp group is anywhere near legit, absolutely no way a child of Edie's age would have the level of SPAG and lack of emojis that her messages do.
I think kids these day are obsessed with labelling themselves. I think it's down to more screen time on apps like tiktok. My 11 yo niece said she was a lesbian last week which is great if she is but also all her friends are saying they are too. I think she just wants to fit in. The most boring thing you can be these days is straight. Also my 15 yo half sister is trying to get assessed for autism/adhd and has depression and bulimia. Shes surgically attached to her phone and has a tiktok account with 8k followers where she does cos play and reenacts anime. Shes awake all night and sleeps all day. Lockdown made it worse and she now wont go back to school or see anyone. Her mum wont take her phone of her cos she has a meltdown. Her mum is one of those women obsessed with dieting too. Doesn't value real food. I'm not saying its easy with teens but shes let her slip into this instead of taking control over the situation. If she was mine the phone would have been moderated, I would be cooking her fresh healthy food, taking her on walks during the day and trying to get her back to school socialising with real people. I know these conditions have always existed but they seem more prevalent now. I know some mental health conditions happen regardless of environmental factors and can be genetic but after watching Social Dilema on Netflix just reinforced how dangerous these apps are for kids and their developing brains.
 
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