DipsyDoodle
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New thread title thanks to @Lucyinthesky88 again. Your star prize is a flower subscription and second hand bright pink sofa 
so lush babe, love you so hard!
We blasted through that last thread in record time didn't we!
Last thread recap:
- Raychaellleee is a CUNT
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Raq went to The Range and decided to show everyone what she'd bought. Kept calling it a "haul" and for some reason decided to do it in the hallway, putting food on the floor where everyone walks in from outside. Not going to lie, she looked and acted manic, pulling out frozen chips and processed crap, she bought a disinfectant that smelled like the caretaker's room at her primary school
Wilby threw some jelly beans around and tried to stand on everything, so Lula bribed him with a mini roll, Rach said "no, he's trying to have his dinner" - was his dinner just a bowl of jelly beans? Wilby cried (probably because he thought he was getting a mini roll, only to have it taken away), and Seb came through in his dressing gown. Still, Rancid bravely soldiered on, she kept repeating "I'm trying to do a haul". She said to Seb "stop swearing" and straight away said "there's fucking loads here". Seb then carried on his excellent trolling by spraying body spray on her head and telling her she smells 
making her drop her mask to shout at him with real venom.
- Rancho showed us around her almost empty lounge (the first lounge, not the second one) and said that they weren't going to decorate until they could afford it next year, but are having to because the ceiling is falling down. Despite not being able to afford it until next year, they're having the fireplace ripped out and a wood burner put in, new floor, ceiling, shutters and panelling on the walls. She took the opportunity to plug her home page, saying she would update on there.
- she followed up showing all the processed crap she bought with an advert for a meal kit delivery service. Ok hun.
- Late night dog walk with Lula (who has changed her surname on Insta to Hambleton). Then home to watch a hammered Josh sitting on the kitchen table playing guitar and singing "you're so vain". Wonder who that could be directed at...!
- Ratshit shared her lovey dovey post with Josh to her Facebook, forgetting it's an entirely different audience (or maybe it was a drunken mistake?). The comments soon turned into a shitshow, with some pointing out that she's had more time away from her 4 kids and 2 step kids than most parents of less children get
Raq reacted in her typically defensive way, claiming that her and Josh have both been working 40 hour weeks for the last 3 months, conveniently forgetting the night at Herpes Lodge, night away in Exeter for her birthday, night away for Josh's birthday AND the poverty porn tour. Some of Rancid's delightful followers told someone they should kill themselves, and another was completely ignored by Rach when she commented that her son had passed away in June. Following this Rachey spent her evening deleting comments (even though she never deletes) and complaining over on her Instagram about trolls.
- the following morning, old Rachey woke up (probably with a raging hangover) to discover that whoopsie! She forgot to put the shopping away! Oh how we all laughed because there was cleaning products and fresh chicken left out all night with 2 dogs and an unsupervised toddler in the house. Remember the poverty porn tour, where she cried because so many people can't afford to feed their kids? Well Rancho is so well off now that she can afford to leave raw meat out on the floor overnight during a heat wave, how hilarious!
- With her usual level of tact, she followed the stories of being so pissed that she forgot to put the shopping away with a post about Universal Credit being cut.
- Rachey has been shopping and for a photoshoot in Exeter with Jordan the simpleton. So she's going to show her "haul" from small businesses. Will these all be left festering on the hall floor as well?
- Then she started about the Facebook debacle. Apparently someone has "loads of time" on their hands because they pointed out she'd had some nights away. Rach babe, when you share EVERY SINGLE DETAIL of your mundane little life, you can't be surprised when people remember what you've done.
- Rashy Rach developed red chest and neck while talking about trolls, which is a clear sign that she's lying.
@Lucyinthesky88 summed up her rambling nicely:
"What I took from that is:
- PA Jo has clearly bollocked her today for her shitstorm last night and forced her to do some damage limitation stories;
- - it’s all the fault of the trolls who aren’t trolls but who troll her all the trolling time;
- thanks to trolls, Betsy lost her job where she was working illegal hours and now all their fans don’t get to see how amazing her 17 year old daughter and 15 year old stepson are at their jobs;
- - it’s trolling to question an influencer about how much time they spend without their kids but a hun telling a troll to kill themselves is absolutely fine;
- Rachel gets a really red chest when she’s stressed and lying;
- - PC Titwank has traced us all and has set up Eufy cameras in all our homes;
- the woman’s centre is dying on its arse and she is desperate for a proper service to want its tiny shit little room."
- she desperately wants to name Tattle, but can't name Tattle because she knows how many people she sent last time she did!
- Rach said that she looked on the profile of someone who selected "no" on her poll, looked on messages and this person had messaged her saying they didn't like her lips. So basically, she's saying that she doesn't read her messages, so if you're looking for help with DA, go somewhere else.
- yet another fucking roast dinner
I love a roast, but 6 nights a week? Learn to cook something, ANYTHING! Most of the kids weren't there, Joyce had no top on and Wilby was standing on the table clapping. What a lovely, wholesome, family!
- Rachey filmed while multiple kids were trying to talk all at once, while Josh just stared out of the window, probably wondering whether it was too early to get on the red wine
- an ad for Mr Men books, which let's face it don't really need advertising, because who hasn't heard of them? Apparently Raq collected them all when she was little, who bought them? It can't have been her mum, who abandoned her when she was 4! Apparently Wilby's "obsessed", but it was Edie reading them in the ad. She's a right little money maker!
- time for Raq's Ramble! Although she'd barely got into her flow when she was tutting and rolling her eyes because Lula appered through the loft hatch door. Lula's had an awful week but it turned out ok, and Seb's been in isolation at school. Lula announced that she's moving school, when she said she wanted to talk about it Raq looked horrified, and said that she had cried in the meeting (surprised she wasn't sobbing and vomitting). Unusually Rach asked Lula what she wanted to say, then revealed that she's having an assessment to see if she's autistic. Funny how Raq herself, who was apparently "trained in diagnosis for 20 years" appears to be completely blindsided by this development. She also made a point of telling Lula she's "extra special". In other news, Betsy's had her nose pierced. Rach says she wakes the kids up at 7, because Joyce leaves at 5:45 to go to the gym (although it's never leg day for old Sloshy Joshy). Isaac got himself up early and left for school because he didn't want to be late, straight away Josh was on the phone asking what Isaac was doing as he was monitoring the house CCTV. Top priority for a very Busy and Important Full Time Key Worker. Edie fell into the stair gate, Tattlers everywhere are amazed that it was actually there seeing as Wilbert appears to be roaming the house unsupervised most of the time. Evidenced by the fact that he's eaten his own poo
(at least it wasn't someone else's out of the toilet ). Rach has been to the women's centre and met some people. A survivor told her that she has previously been having meetings in public places, so to have the privacy of the women's centre is lush.
- Rachey shared a screenshot from the family WhatsApp, with Josh complaining about KFC gravy being thrown in the bin. Where was he when fresh chicken was left on the hall floor all night? Seb is excelling at trolling again, calling her "Rachelle" and telling Josh "shut up u silly man" Seb, Tattle are your biggest fans!
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
so lush babe, love you so hard!We blasted through that last thread in record time didn't we!
Last thread recap:
- Raychaellleee is a CUNT
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Raq went to The Range and decided to show everyone what she'd bought. Kept calling it a "haul" and for some reason decided to do it in the hallway, putting food on the floor where everyone walks in from outside. Not going to lie, she looked and acted manic, pulling out frozen chips and processed crap, she bought a disinfectant that smelled like the caretaker's room at her primary school
Wilby threw some jelly beans around and tried to stand on everything, so Lula bribed him with a mini roll, Rach said "no, he's trying to have his dinner" - was his dinner just a bowl of jelly beans? Wilby cried (probably because he thought he was getting a mini roll, only to have it taken away), and Seb came through in his dressing gown. Still, Rancid bravely soldiered on, she kept repeating "I'm trying to do a haul". She said to Seb "stop swearing" and straight away said "there's fucking loads here". Seb then carried on his excellent trolling by spraying body spray on her head and telling her she smells making her drop her mask to shout at him with real venom.- Rancho showed us around her almost empty lounge (the first lounge, not the second one) and said that they weren't going to decorate until they could afford it next year, but are having to because the ceiling is falling down. Despite not being able to afford it until next year, they're having the fireplace ripped out and a wood burner put in, new floor, ceiling, shutters and panelling on the walls. She took the opportunity to plug her home page, saying she would update on there.
- she followed up showing all the processed crap she bought with an advert for a meal kit delivery service. Ok hun.
- Late night dog walk with Lula (who has changed her surname on Insta to Hambleton). Then home to watch a hammered Josh sitting on the kitchen table playing guitar and singing "you're so vain". Wonder who that could be directed at...!
- Ratshit shared her lovey dovey post with Josh to her Facebook, forgetting it's an entirely different audience (or maybe it was a drunken mistake?). The comments soon turned into a shitshow, with some pointing out that she's had more time away from her 4 kids and 2 step kids than most parents of less children get
Raq reacted in her typically defensive way, claiming that her and Josh have both been working 40 hour weeks for the last 3 months, conveniently forgetting the night at Herpes Lodge, night away in Exeter for her birthday, night away for Josh's birthday AND the poverty porn tour. Some of Rancid's delightful followers told someone they should kill themselves, and another was completely ignored by Rach when she commented that her son had passed away in June. Following this Rachey spent her evening deleting comments (even though she never deletes) and complaining over on her Instagram about trolls.- the following morning, old Rachey woke up (probably with a raging hangover) to discover that whoopsie! She forgot to put the shopping away! Oh how we all laughed because there was cleaning products and fresh chicken left out all night with 2 dogs and an unsupervised toddler in the house. Remember the poverty porn tour, where she cried because so many people can't afford to feed their kids? Well Rancho is so well off now that she can afford to leave raw meat out on the floor overnight during a heat wave, how hilarious!
- With her usual level of tact, she followed the stories of being so pissed that she forgot to put the shopping away with a post about Universal Credit being cut.
- Rachey has been shopping and for a photoshoot in Exeter with Jordan the simpleton. So she's going to show her "haul" from small businesses. Will these all be left festering on the hall floor as well?
- Then she started about the Facebook debacle. Apparently someone has "loads of time" on their hands because they pointed out she'd had some nights away. Rach babe, when you share EVERY SINGLE DETAIL of your mundane little life, you can't be surprised when people remember what you've done.
- Rashy Rach developed red chest and neck while talking about trolls, which is a clear sign that she's lying.
@Lucyinthesky88 summed up her rambling nicely:
"What I took from that is:
- PA Jo has clearly bollocked her today for her shitstorm last night and forced her to do some damage limitation stories;
- - it’s all the fault of the trolls who aren’t trolls but who troll her all the trolling time;
- thanks to trolls, Betsy lost her job where she was working illegal hours and now all their fans don’t get to see how amazing her 17 year old daughter and 15 year old stepson are at their jobs;
- - it’s trolling to question an influencer about how much time they spend without their kids but a hun telling a troll to kill themselves is absolutely fine;
- Rachel gets a really red chest when she’s stressed and lying;
- - PC Titwank has traced us all and has set up Eufy cameras in all our homes;
- the woman’s centre is dying on its arse and she is desperate for a proper service to want its tiny shit little room."
- she desperately wants to name Tattle, but can't name Tattle because she knows how many people she sent last time she did!
- Rach said that she looked on the profile of someone who selected "no" on her poll, looked on messages and this person had messaged her saying they didn't like her lips. So basically, she's saying that she doesn't read her messages, so if you're looking for help with DA, go somewhere else.
- yet another fucking roast dinner
I love a roast, but 6 nights a week? Learn to cook something, ANYTHING! Most of the kids weren't there, Joyce had no top on and Wilby was standing on the table clapping. What a lovely, wholesome, family!- Rachey filmed while multiple kids were trying to talk all at once, while Josh just stared out of the window, probably wondering whether it was too early to get on the red wine
- an ad for Mr Men books, which let's face it don't really need advertising, because who hasn't heard of them? Apparently Raq collected them all when she was little, who bought them? It can't have been her mum, who abandoned her when she was 4! Apparently Wilby's "obsessed", but it was Edie reading them in the ad. She's a right little money maker!
- time for Raq's Ramble! Although she'd barely got into her flow when she was tutting and rolling her eyes because Lula appered through the loft hatch door. Lula's had an awful week but it turned out ok, and Seb's been in isolation at school. Lula announced that she's moving school, when she said she wanted to talk about it Raq looked horrified, and said that she had cried in the meeting (surprised she wasn't sobbing and vomitting). Unusually Rach asked Lula what she wanted to say, then revealed that she's having an assessment to see if she's autistic. Funny how Raq herself, who was apparently "trained in diagnosis for 20 years" appears to be completely blindsided by this development. She also made a point of telling Lula she's "extra special". In other news, Betsy's had her nose pierced. Rach says she wakes the kids up at 7, because Joyce leaves at 5:45 to go to the gym (although it's never leg day for old Sloshy Joshy). Isaac got himself up early and left for school because he didn't want to be late, straight away Josh was on the phone asking what Isaac was doing as he was monitoring the house CCTV. Top priority for a very Busy and Important Full Time Key Worker. Edie fell into the stair gate, Tattlers everywhere are amazed that it was actually there seeing as Wilbert appears to be roaming the house unsupervised most of the time. Evidenced by the fact that he's eaten his own poo
(at least it wasn't someone else's out of the toilet ). Rach has been to the women's centre and met some people. A survivor told her that she has previously been having meetings in public places, so to have the privacy of the women's centre is lush.- Rachey shared a screenshot from the family WhatsApp, with Josh complaining about KFC gravy being thrown in the bin. Where was he when fresh chicken was left on the hall floor all night? Seb is excelling at trolling again, calling her "Rachelle" and telling Josh "shut up u silly man"
Seb, Tattle are your biggest fans!If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
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it takes someone pretty fucking stupid to be able to fuck up not one, but two Insta accounts they run 
Hey Rach, here’s what you did in last night out in a headline for ya 
