PTWM #89 kids are feral, husbands a boring tit, her Instasham life is falling to shizz

[TatRat]

I think it might be Hannah's son?

Perfect thank you. I thought ratchet had swapped Seb for another kid

 

[opinionated_red_head]

Im pretty sure its only come in in the past 5 or so years. Its got to be fairly new because my friend says noone knows what will happen when it comes to senior school because noone who has been held back like her son has got to secondary school yet.

It’s not new but the legislation around it is, your right about senior schools as they don’t have to and nor are a lot willing to take a child not in its correct academic year as it can mess up the exams/results etc. Then college/university etc. Holding a child back actually does them no favours in the long run which is why new legislation is being put in place. Regardless of when the school year starts or ends there will always be someone younger than the rest.

 

[Bohemiskeye]

She will have been paid if it was tagged as an ad - gifted means they just get the product and no payment, ad includes a fee on top. Rachel tends to only accept gifts of high value like the overpriced duvet set. Fees start lower with small accounts, say £50-£150, but increase steadily. I’d say Rachel was easily on £500-£1000 per ad, if not a lot more.

I just found this I don’t know how comparable it is but yeah, it’s good money. I’m not great at maths but $10 x200= plenty of money to buy seb a new bus pass.

 

[MummaNoggins]

New thread title thanks to @Nebbymoo fluffy clouds on their way to you! Edited to fit and for swear, full version was "the kids are feral and her husbands a boring tit, her Instasham life is falling to shit"

Last thread recap:
- Raychaellleee is a cunt.
- They were away at a spa hotel in Bath for Joyce's birthday. The decoration in the hotel is probably best described as "squat chic" as the walls don't look finished Rach went out looking like Crack Head Barbie, apparently styled by Stabby Jo.
- Happy 43rd birth to Joyce! You don't look a day over 50 mate
- Birthday gifts included a book about birds (giving Raq an opportunity to take the piss out of his hobby), a Japanese loopwheel hoodie, and a wad of £20 notes.
- Rachey uploaded some cringey videos of her singing Happy Birthday to Josh, asking him if she looks like Marilyn Monroe. Poor Ratchet, who doesn't like alcohol, managed to force herself to get pissed. What a trooper she is.
- Awwww, they went home early because they're homesick. More likely Rach is scared of bumping into a local Tattler while out in Bath, and was fed up of it being a day where the attention isn't on her. Looks like they didn't even use any of the spa facilities, as no doubt we'd have had our eyeballs assaulted by the sight of Joyce in budgie smugglers if they had. Tattlers are thankful for small mercies!
- They arrived back to find nobody gave a shit, Wilby almost looked excited but it turned out he'd found an episode of Paw Patrol that he hasn't seen six million times.
- Tallulah revealed on her Q&A (on the Insta account she shouldn't have) that they had to get rid some chickens to make way for Josh's aviary. The same chickens that Raq made a big song and dance about last year because she did a VERY GOOD THING by rescuing them, and even got gifted a coop for.
- instead of looking after her own kids, Raq had to muscle in and hold Jordan's new baby
- left to his own devices, Wilbert got hold of a bottle of talc and emptied it over the gifted sofa. Then he climbed up onto the kitchen table and destroyed a bag of burger buns. Tattlers can't decide which is the worst option - either Raq set it all up just for the 'gram, or he was left unsupervised long enough to do these things, both of which could be dangerous.
- W then booted Josh on the sofa, probably because he was blocking the view of his real parents, the Cbeebies presenters. Nobody stopped him or tried to tell him no.
- Betsy wanted to take out Jordan's daughter, and Edie had to tag along. Excellent idea to broadcast that your teenager will be out alone with two young children.
- A bird has crapped on the kitchen worktop whether it was Steven Seagull (who made a nest and had babies on the roof) remains to be seen, PC Titwank will probably be carrying out DNA analysis on the faeces to identify the culprit.
- A bit low on content, so she's reshared some old content from last October. Spoiler alert: it wasn't funny the first time, Rachey.
- Betsy had a spider in her shed in the middle of the night, so obviously Rancid had to film and shout at her out of the window then she went down the hobbit stepladder, down the normal stairs and out across the garden, to film and laugh at Betsy while she was upset. Then got Betsy to film her looking for the spider.
- Seb has cut his hand. Of course it's all his own fault, and him having to go to hospital to have it stitched was a massive inconvenience to Rachey. Despite loving her stepkids "so hard" she called him an awful human as he got out of the car. He responded by giving her the finger, go Seb!
- Raq shared a text from Lula, saying that Betsy had ransacked her room and left it in a mess, Rachey's response was "I'm not getting involved". Later on, Lula wanted to borrow a bikini off Betsy, who made her kneel on the floor and beg for it, along with their cousin Evie. Joyce walked off and Rach filmed and laughed.
- Nearly 2 and Wilby is still having a bottle. Ideal
- Betsy gets to take anything she wants from anyone in the house without asking, but Seb wants to borrow Betsy's earpods and Raq spoke to him like shit, telling him he couldn't have them because they're not his and he'll lose them (just like Queen B lost your lip liner on the beach, eh Rach?)
- Seb has lost his bank card and bus pass. Is he trolling her and doing it on purpose? We fucking hope so! Of course she has to bring money in to the argument "there was £20 on that" (apparently not, as she topped it up on Monday and he's using it all week)
- Wilberforce the wonder toddler has apparently pulled all the cushions off the sofa, without spilling a single one of his dry chocolate cheerios and not missing a second of Paw Patrol.
- Betsy has bought a car seat so she can take Wilbert out with her mates who have cars. Because every parent wants their 2 year old being driven around by a teenager who's just passed their test
- poor Raq has had an extra month of school holidays due to covid bubbles dispersing (whatever that means). She's already cried over having to entertain the kids that she wanted/stole.
- Double Sunday Times Bestselling Author Ratchet doesn't know the difference between 'reincarnate' and 'recreate'
- Rachey wanted to go for an Insta-perfect bike ride. Apparently it was horiffic, Wilbert hated every second, Betsy and Josh had to swap bikes, of course Joyce accidentally took them on the advanced trail, nobody could work the gears, Rancid fell off, Wilbur cut his foot in the wheel, and they only lasted 14 minutes. Joyce told Rach she looked "really cute, like a little boy" in her specs and cycling helmet, Rach asked if she looks sexy
- Josh prefers other people's kids, maybe that's because they have been parented properly and have manners
- Rachey is trying to get in with Rosie Ramsay, but got hammered for a comment about a kid's missing teeth (apparently knocked out a while ago and anyone who's followed RR for a while would know that).
- Arsetrid uploaded a pic of herself in a bikini, Raq commented that she fancies her poor Arsetrid didn't know what to say!


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Excellent as always. What a mess her life is

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Rachel always looks a bit ‘try hard’ with the kooky vintage type look when she meets up with Astrid. She has a lovely figure and I thought the black outfit she wore for her birthday night away suited her. When I used to follow her on Facebook , there were regular posts mentioning alcohol and ‘getting shit faced’. There were posts of her still in bed saying she was hungover after nights out. I’ve read posts on here saying Rachel doesn’t like the taste of alcohol and also that she and Josh wouldn’t get drunk together in front of the kids due to their previous experience with other parents . Does anyone remember when alcohol used to feature in her posts?

There are plenty of photos of her with booze on her IG if you keep scrolling down.

 

[Doeli70]

Has she gone to London on her own?

 

[rainbowhouse]

She probably took a copy with her and planted it on a shelf.

I spent ages trying to analyse if the books behind were the same colour!

 

[Welshiewelsh]

Sorry, the ex hun who keeps making accounts on here and is obsessed with R, they have had that many accounts I can't remember them all lol.
My point really was I'm just shocked that R is still so blatant with hers and her familys where abouts all the time and how she isn't safeguarding anyone. She is very nieve to think that all 220k followers are there with good intentions, and she doesn't seem the grasp that people who don't follow her can watch their every move aswell.

Ah ok with you now thank you

 

[Skirmish1979]

Has she had arse implants now? I really wish mine was that big, probably the only time I'll be jealous of her figure.
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Has she fake tanned Joyce??

 

[GiggleBee]

That part is roped off for a reason but her being the cunt she is doesn’t give a shit


Posted at the same time! Yes it is! Cockington Court always rope it off!

I wonder where she is?

 

[Sausageface]

Thank you.

Looks like it’s members only. Maybe another ad will explain being allowed a camera in the pool.

You can PAYG there, it’s just a bit complicated and I think you need to phone. It’s not cheap though!

 

[Noonoosanne2]

I wonder where she is?

It’s Cockington Court local registry office

 

[jxhx]

Emily needs to grow up what a total embarrassment and imagine that dealing with vulnerable people. She should stick to selling shoes, Jo evidently can’t stand Emily and no wonder silly immature little girl. I just can’t take her seriously giggle giggle hee hee look at me. I feel like saying get to your room your grounded for a week. She is a mother too she can hardly string a sentence together without laughing and being hysterical.

Or swearing.

 

[Newbiehere]

Probably won’t, they ate at the garden table when it was covered in bird shit

Was just about to say the same

I am howling at her Rosie Ramsey fuck up. It’s too good. Might go on Gabrielle’s Insta and ask what that thing on her eye is

I missed the Rosie Ramsey stuff. Could you fill me in please? X

 

[VCJR]

What purpose does the washing machine serve, is it for homeless people to use?

I’ve no experience of domestic abuse so please forgive me but I’m thinking an abusive partner won’t be happy about someone going to Rachel’s coffee shop.

I've never seen a washing machine in a women's domestic abuse centre in my time. They are available in women's refuges though.
Maybe it's to wash the tea towels and napkins from the bar/coffee shop?

 

[other things online]

I’ve noticed she doesn’t put her 7pm ads on her stories on Facebook

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I've never seen a washing machine in a women's domestic abuse centre in my time. They are available in women's refuges though.
Maybe it's to wash the tea towels and napkins from the bar/coffee shop?

I did go back and listen again , she said it was for the women.

 

[Chelles17]

See in our school years July and August babies are the oldest, June babies are the youngest

Same here.... you must be from NI. My son just turned 17 in June and his girlfriend who was in same year turns 18 next week, he hates being the youngest

 

[Moongirl69]

He looks as though he’s just learnt how to run and will fall any minute and won’t know how to stop himself and will go head first. It’s the way he holds his arms back

@Macca1975 I know we are probably past the school age talk, but yer, in England, our babies start at the age of 4, turning 5. My stepson is the eldest, misses the year above by a day, so is the oldest in the class. If there Was someone born last week of August the following year, there would be nearly a year between them, but same school year. It’s crazy how different it all works! X

It's the same in Scotland; it goes from 1st March and cuts off 28th Feb, so my child is almost a full year older than some of their friends!

 

[BettyCat20]

Unsure if this has already been mentioned but Emily has said on her stories “mind the boxes, moving house is not fun” moving house?? The warrior house lasted long

May have only been a short term rental, 6 months.