Thanks to @Hereforthehottea for the thread title, edited for swears.
Recap:
Rachaele is (still) a bleep.
Silly, ditsy Rachaele ordered a mirror that she didn't check the measurements of, haha what a surprise, it doesn't fit up the hobbit stairs
R and J had a nice, child free lunch round Arsetrid's gaff, where despite there being wine bottles and glasses everywhere R reckons she "only had 2 sips" and then switched to Coke. Swiftly followed by posing with a full bottle of Coke to prove the point
New book announced, cue the huns all frothing at the gash and pre-ordering, without realising it's actually just a rehash of the badly written first book with the names changed so she can call it fiction.
Still no announcement of the latest scam (CIC).
R filmed Josh eyefucking himself in the phone while kissing her neck and pretending he doesn't know the name of the kids - vomit inducing.
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Recap:
Rachaele is (still) a bleep.
Silly, ditsy Rachaele ordered a mirror that she didn't check the measurements of, haha what a surprise, it doesn't fit up the hobbit stairs
R and J had a nice, child free lunch round Arsetrid's gaff, where despite there being wine bottles and glasses everywhere R reckons she "only had 2 sips" and then switched to Coke. Swiftly followed by posing with a full bottle of Coke to prove the point
New book announced, cue the huns all frothing at the gash and pre-ordering, without realising it's actually just a rehash of the badly written first book with the names changed so she can call it fiction.
Still no announcement of the latest scam (CIC).
R filmed Josh eyefucking himself in the phone while kissing her neck and pretending he doesn't know the name of the kids - vomit inducing.
If you're new, check the wiki (pink button at the top)