I've decided I'm staying put until I've seen her teeth sorted, which means I'm in for the long haul.
I appreciate I'm likely to see the kids, Wilby and the inevitable new cash cow (sorry, much wanted child) included, all grow up and leave home. I'm also likely to have read 7 or 8 books, all with slightly different titles such as 'Rachaeaeaeaeaeaele Hambleton, my toxic mother'
Racheaeaeaele will have fallen out with another 37 of her relatives and it will be all their fault.
Tesco and DFS will still be using her for adverts, because she's got to be relatable to someone, somewhere...surely
I'll have started using so to start every sentence.
Yep I agree with you, it's totally pointless but until her teeth are sorted, I'm staying right here. Someone has to be the welcome party for Empen and Qwerty when they come back from their holidays anyway, it may as well be me.