Maybebaby69
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Thread #39 suggestion; The lights are on but theres nobody home..
Let’s be honest, she’s literally counting down the summers until all the tiny turds are out of her hair. All bar Wibble, who will be 35 and still sat propped up on the floor with pillows in front of Octonauts, terrified to speak in case his mum mistakes it for hunger and wallops a wrinkly old bap in his faceThe latest post about only having your kids for 18 summers, what a load of old bollocks! I hate crap like this, you may only intend to have yours around until thay are 18 Racheelele but mine are 31 and married and 19 and still spend time with us as a family all summer long! God she fucks me off lol
And asking her how many of her beans escaped and are now making a life for themselves in Mexico.Those latest stories were quite literally bullshit. You could tell, the way she kept stopping, then embellishing further. She has absolutely no content so she’s trying to create something to get her huns frothing over. She’ll ‘wake up to’ 7000 messages tomorrow asking if the light was on
Basically she gets up for a piss every night at 2.20am and looks at the house across the road, that always has a light on. The light wasn't on the other night so she thought the owner of the house, who she doesn't know and has never met, had fallen and died. She pestered Joyce about it and bored us all to tears. Then last night, the light wasn't on, then it was on, and there was a man in a scream mask waiting to murder her. She pestered Joyce about it and bored us all to tears. Her mate from Huddersfield is going to drive down and knock on the door of the house, that Rachaeaeaele has shown us all, because Rachaeaeaeaele is so worried. Not only that, but her baked beans have to be saved in pairs so that they're not lonely and so when they move out to build a new life in some exotic city, they have a mate to start a family with. Trees that fall and destroy 3, or 4 cars, only make a sound if someone is listening and cows only moo if someone can hear. She doesn't understand why we don't slide about if the earth is round and the chicken and the egg thing blows her mind and makes her hair literally stand up on end and her eyebrows try to escape off the top of her forehead. She's had 71789429294 messages from followers that are all as mental as she is and one of them believes potatoes have feelings...Can anyone give me a quick explanation on the light in window story haven't been on her stories for a few days and I'm lost
Isaac & Seb are down the shop buying sanitary products. They think nothing of itThey prob don’t know where Issac is, Rach prob sent him to return the trolley at m&s the other day then forgot he existed and drove home without him.
This witch is my son's great-nan His great-grandad is a witch further backAll the "huns" need a life, a stiff drink and good rogering imagine them all in a conference hall... reminds me of the Ronald Dahl film "the witches"
DM me your bank details hun and I'll put the money straight into your account. Then in a few weeks when you haven't been and I ask you what you've spent the money I donated on you can block meI'm pretty sure we've got a scream mask in the loft, any of you huns want to paypal me the money for a train down from Scotland? I'll quite happily go and stand on her driveway at 2am in the morning wearing it.