Imagine trying to explain this family to someone who’s never heard of them. Well there’s this woman who was a victim of DA, except she wasn’t really- however she spends her life rescuing victims, although she kind of doesn’t. She’s married to this gay bloke who was in the army and police but can’t hammer a nail into a wall cos he’s so camp. She had nothing to do with her mother except she does, she’s so toxic she lets one kid stay overnight once a week.
Her life has been horrific,but not really her step sister says they had a nice child hood. She was in care for a day, but was basically bought up in a kids home.
Her eldest daughter is the kindest person you will ever meet, when she’s not being vile, bitchy and scowling. Her baby is a reincarnation of the messiah, but also the most average baby you’ve ever seen.
She’s such an inspirational woman, I mean who doesn’t want to be nine months pregnant shagging Said gay bloke in the woods?
I mean she tells the odd lie here and there, Well in fact she has a daily quota.
Then there’s the MIL who is now her mummy and makes little tiny sandwich for her, rubs her feet and goes on fun days out visiting homeless men.
so lovely to all her kids and there’s no difference in the way she treats them at all ever! Except the stepsons get second hand shoes and coats that are too big and look ridiculous, just cos she didn’t take one of them for treatment when he broke his arm and moaned at the inconvenience. But hey still amazing in my book.