Oh my bleeping God that bastard SNORTING! Seriously, has she always done that because I don't remember it at all until I started commenting on here when she did it a couple of times and I swear she's doing it now to tip me over the edge!
Those deckchairs are as hideous and as big a waste of money as she is. Wilby doesn't need a deckchair or a new octopus, or any more babygros or 'raggies' he owns more than bloody Mothercare did! It's ridiculous. He looks at something and immediately it's 'he's obsessed, I need to buy 16 identical ones right away'
And WHY is he so obsessed with the telly?! I have never seen a kid that age like that. He doesn't take his eyes off it, it's like he's in a trance! That's surely not normal for a baby that age?!
Don't even get me started on the chicken and the cake...
Those deckchairs are as hideous and as big a waste of money as she is. Wilby doesn't need a deckchair or a new octopus, or any more babygros or 'raggies' he owns more than bloody Mothercare did! It's ridiculous. He looks at something and immediately it's 'he's obsessed, I need to buy 16 identical ones right away'
And WHY is he so obsessed with the telly?! I have never seen a kid that age like that. He doesn't take his eyes off it, it's like he's in a trance! That's surely not normal for a baby that age?!
Don't even get me started on the chicken and the cake...