PTWM #164 "You’re a thief and I’m a bent, sacked copper” - Joshua Marshall; 5 January 2023

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According to those plans, Edie & Wibble's rooms are both 14m2, Lula's is 11m2, and Seb and Isaac's are both 8m2. Show me your favourites without showing me your favourites.
 
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According to those plans, Edie & Wibble's rooms are both 14m2, Lula's is 11m2, and Seb and Isaac's are both 8m2. Show me your favourites without showing me your favourites.
Troll!!
Isaac wanted to live in a cupboard like Harry Potter!
 
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Her begging post for all the Xmas stuff annoyed me, and with the lack of transparency etc etc, so got in touch with cic standards people. Today I got my reply. Now I could have read this wrong, but I think they may be investigating the cic, purely because of the we can't tell you if there is or isn't.
So yes Rach, I will own this so do your worst. All my social media accounts are locked down more than Alcatraz, I have no information available for you to use, plus if you did find something, it's most likely to be my abusive wife beating ex husband current wife slagging me off for breathing. Oh and my dad's a retired Police Officer so nothing you can do can scare me more than my dad when he goes into copper mode
 

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According to those plans, Edie & Wibble's rooms are both 14m2, Lula's is 11m2, and Seb and Isaac's are both 8m2. Show me your favourites without showing me your favourites.
Seb's room looks like a cell! If they've got money for a massive extension like this, they had money to give the poor lad a proper bedroom.

I think she's deflecting again by saying they've decided not to do the extension (like when they suggested they wouldn't go to Jubai). There will be some issue (maybe a leak) and she'll say "oh we had to rip so much out to fix it we thought we might as well go for an extension". She's definitely going to do it. She's just waiting till she can slip it under the huns noses without raising questions.
 
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Jeeso. She needs to check the sell by date on her rescue remedy cause I don’t think it’s working.
duck me… she’ll need more than rescue remedy worrying about when the tit hits the fan and the truth comes outjust before that bloody book launch 😏 I honestly don’t know if she’s sleeping, but then again she’s a frauding psychopath
 
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Didn’t she say in her live how she had really tried to keep Wilbys nursery location a secret and didn’t she also post a picture of him at nursery once clearly showing the logo on kids tops??
I knew the place straight away from the outside space and the learning journey pics that she shared because I recognised the inside.

I've been round most, if not all nurseries in the bay for work.
 
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According to those plans, Edie & Wibble's rooms are both 14m2, Lula's is 11m2, and Seb and Isaac's are both 8m2. Show me your favourites without showing me your favourites.
but Betsy was put in a shed
 
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Wanted to keep where Wimbledon went to nursery private, because of trolls? Didn't someone figure it out by the train that went past because of what SHE shared ONLINE? Good one Safeguarding Sally!

Twatty Tina
Yeasty Yasmin
Lying Linda
Bullshitting Belinda
Scamming Sammy
Toothy Tina
hole Anna
Manipulative Maureen
Doxxing Donna
Bullshitting Beryl
 
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but Betsy was put in a shed
When she was a young teenager and was able to come and go as she pleased, with no boundaries, which totally suited her. Don't think she'd get away with having after parties and bringing randoms home for sex still living in the house.
 
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Wanted to keep where Wimbledon went to nursery private, because of trolls? Didn't someone figure it out by the train that went past because of what SHE shared ONLINE? Good one Safeguarding Sally!

Twatty Tina
Yeasty Yasmin
Lying Linda
Bullshitting Belinda
Scamming Sammy
Toothy Tina
hole Anna
Manipulative Maureen
Doxxing Donna
Bullshitting Beryl
Yeasty Yasmin is my favourite!
It's perfect for Rachel and her diseased fanny!
That is truly lush 💚.
 
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Wanted to keep where Wimbledon went to nursery private, because of trolls? Didn't someone figure it out by the train that went past because of what SHE shared ONLINE? Good one Safeguarding Sally!

Twatty Tina
Yeasty Yasmin
Lying Linda
Bullshitting Belinda
Scamming Sammy
Toothy Tina
hole Anna
Manipulative Maureen
Doxxing Donna
Bullshitting Beryl
Only one place it can be if a train went by...used to support that setting with developing their practice many moons ago. Used to be very good at safeguarding, looks like Rach is spoiling that for them.

I knew the place straight away from the outside space and the learning journey pics that she shared because I recognised the inside.

I've been round most, if not all nurseries in the bay for work.


Hmmmm our paths may have crossed......
 
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The emasculation of Joshua Marshall. Even if he hadn't been sacked by D&C police, he still shouldn't be able to be identified on social media. I wonder how his mother feels about her son now being known by his wife's name?
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What a day for the scambletons!
It was really uncomfortable watching Josh say his piece about Runts lack of interest at the kitchen shop but we only see that little snippet and not necessarily the whole picture. To be honest I think Linda should have picked the kitchen cos she’s got to have better interior decorating taste than them two muppets.
personally, as much as I don’t like Josh I think he’s on a downward spiral. Maybe he isn’t happy that his sacking has been outed but part of me thinks he’s fed up of Roland over sharing especially about the kids. Now that he’s a house husband he hasn’t got the escape that going to work gave him and he’s realising what a pantomime his life is.
I still maintain that there’s money worries too. Despite Roland regularly sharing her designer gear there’s not been a lot of expenditure like the weekends away, eating out, maybe new car on lease. Did we get to see what the kids got for Christmas as I only recall Something a couple of days later about Wilbs ruining Christmas. I also think the Rebl clothing has been a disaster.
it’s all speculation of course but Roland is manic, deflecting and ranting about trolls and Josh is visibly pissed off with something or someone.
 
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What a day for the scambletons!
It was really uncomfortable watching Josh say his piece about Runts lack of interest at the kitchen shop but we only see that little snippet and not necessarily the whole picture. To be honest I think Linda should have picked the kitchen cos she’s got to have better interior decorating taste than them two muppets.
personally, as much as I don’t like Josh I think he’s on a downward spiral. Maybe he isn’t happy that his sacking has been outed but part of me thinks he’s fed up of Roland over sharing especially about the kids. Now that he’s a house husband he hasn’t got the escape that going to work gave him and he’s realising what a pantomime his life is.
I still maintain that there’s money worries too. Despite Roland regularly sharing her designer gear there’s not been a lot of expenditure like the weekends away, eating out, maybe new car on lease. Did we get to see what the kids got for Christmas as I only recall Something a couple of days later about Wilbs ruining Christmas. I also think the Rebl clothing has been a disaster.
it’s all speculation of course but Roland is manic, deflecting and ranting about trolls and Josh is visibly pissed off with something or someone.
I definitely think the rebl stuff has been a vanity project too far and she's already moved onto the next thing being the community fridge. She said in that live that the car they got is the same as the previous one, the garage phoned them to say they were due it so they went and collected it which sounds like an ongoing lease. As for Christmas they were given money to spend whilst they were in Liverpool. Seb was moaning last night as he is skint and wants a tracksuit at £170. She asked him what he spent his Christmas money on and he said four tracksuits and a pair of Jordan 4s.

Why do I know all this about some random in Paignton?
 
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Far and away the most popular thread title was from @chickenshopcharlie 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 we've had a whip round via PayPal, and we've got you the REBL (without a clue) tracksuits in every colour, you're going to look so lush 😍😍😍

Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Louise Hambleton is a massive, lying, scamming bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public.
- the last thread ended with the Devon Live article detailing police officers who have been dismissed, including one which appears to fit the timeline of when Sacked Off Steve started his "career break", and the discussion amongst Tattlers carried on. It was noted that the hearing took place on 20 May, the same day which BV Babs said that her and Sloshy had been "crying in the kitchen all day" but never said why. The inclusion of the officer not being named publicly due to their mental health would also fit with the timeline of paying for an autism diagnosis for Wilbert (enabling him to claim an impact on his mental health due to having to deal with a "severely autistic" child), as well as Rumbaba making a point of saying that he had been having therapy.
- as always, whenever there is any discussion on Tattle that Robotramp doesn't like, she reverts to her old story about being trolled 😴 only on PatreCON though, because she's still "taking a break" from the normal PTWM page. This time she's got a tit hot detective on the case, who she's let onto her Patreon without paying so she can sniff out the traitors. This person apparently "caught" one over Christmas, and has messaged Rabies with details of another 2 she's found out. One had "never messaged me, just paid her money every month, but was also on Tattle", the other has an autistic son and has messaged her before, appearing really lovely, but has also been on Tattle slagging off the hallway. Neither situation actually fits the definition of trolling, as neither person has contacted her directly with malicious intent, but that won't stop old Cystitis Celia from saying one of their names on the PatreCON, and then sharing it (including the email address). Yet another round of doxing Rango, you should know by now that it's illegal 🙄
- later on, there was some more doxing, this time of someone who's "trolled constantly since 2019", but has now ordered a tracksuit just so they can complain about it 🤷 which has given her the address and postcode so she can report it to the police (THAT WOULD BE THE SAME POLICE FORCE THAT SACKED YOUR HUSBAND RATSHIT).
- despite staying off social media to be more present, Rumblestrip was replying to comments on Mrs Hinch's post about her book, doing the exact same thing she is accusing others of 🤷
- one of Arsetrid's daughters has moved house, and Ramble "can't". Can't what? String a sentence together? Take a tit without filming herself? Bring her kids up? The list is endless.
- BeKind is coming home for 6 days, which makes you wonder why BV Barbara spent all that money renting a shithole dosshouse the other week to see her. On a side note, when your hideous tracksuits don't even look good on an 18 year old, it's probably time to give up.
- Queen Lateetha took a selfie in the gigantic mirror and tagged where she got her ridiculous cardigan from, didn't bother tagging her Jimmy Choo boots at just over £1000 though, did she?
- Secret Filming Stacey is at it again, with Sloshy in the car whining and picking at Seb for not having a job. His nasally voice was even more irritating than usual as he laid into his first born child because he only goes to college 3 days a week - "I was working full time at your age, then I joined the army". He went on to tell him his money will run out and "you're getting zero from us". Rancid was smirking away like the smug bleep she is. The irony of notaPC Noballs, who got the sack from the police, and now fills his days being his wife's lapdog, telling Seb (who is at college and studying) that he needs to get a job. Maybe it's Foreskin Free Fred who needs a job, so he doesn't need to bully kis kids to feel important.
- FINALLY a Facebook post, pretending to be mum of the year to Wiblet, and praising him for sleeping in his bed and using the potty. Not bad for a violent, severely autistic child 🤷
- she did a question box asking "what you want to see more of in 2023". Seeing as you asked, Thieving Thelma, we'd love to see actual proof that the money you've been scamming for years has actually gone towards anything that you said it would, and not on your collection of designer clothes, shoes and bags. Thanks, hun!
- on PatreCON, Joyce announced that "I'm a sacked, bent copper". Yes, we know. You were dismissed without notice mate, well done for admitting it. Sloshy also talked about getting trolled for "Wilby developing so much since he's been at nursery, this is the fourth kid I've raised at this age and they all develop a lot when they start nursery". Yes they do, but the change in Wilbert has been exceptional, because he was so ignored by you and your thicko wife for the first 3 years of his life. He also went off on one about someone trolling and how he has their address and is coming for them. Crack on mate, you couldn't argue your way out of a wet paper bag.
- still on Patreon, she claimed that Eat That Frog had gone (not true) and instead she wants to have a community fridge that people can come and get food from (did she not have that at the launderette?).
- while doing her make up, she said that Lula had a "really bad day" at school, wonder why that could be? Nothing at all to do with the fact her mum shared that she'd passed a blood clot "the size of a fist" and implied that she was sexually active, and possibly fell pregnant and suffered a miscarriage? Nah, definitely can't be that 🙄 Bullying Barry joined in to say she's such a "dramatic crier". Or she's possibly neurodiverse, and home is her "safe place" where she can relax after masking at school all day?
- Raffle's found a new Emily! Some hun who sent her a voice note late at night, and is overwhelmed that the Patreon Saint herself replied. Run for the hills Caitlin, before you end up working in the Patchwork tat shop and babysitting the feral kids. Interestingly, she asked how trolls can say Rancho doesn't help anyone, yet in the same post says that she had "put her in touch with others". So not actually helped you herself then, has she 🙄
- Bratsy arrived home and sat outside the house obnoxiously honking her car horn. I bet the neighbours LOVED that 🙄
- there's trouble in paradise! Slosh 'n' Wrecks had a massive row, because he was banging on the door and shouting while Edie was in the shower. Oooh, big hard man, shouting at a little girl until she cries 🙄 so Rumbaba was "raging" and weighed in to tell him to stop it. There seems to be a theme over the last couple of days where she's let him bully a kid, then swooped in to the rescue. Meanwhile, Edie has been bullied online by a bunch of girls so is upset about that (here's a parenting tip Ratchet Flaps - try not letting your 9 year old have unrestricted and unsupervised internet access).
- Scamela Anderson and PA Jo the doormat have come up with the lushest name for their community fridge bollocks - Patchwork Pantry 🙄 they want to get a Caddy van to drive around in ("when we can afford it", looks like another raffle with no winners is incoming).
- it seems like Sock Tagging Steve is joining Ratshit for her regular loft waffling. She was "raging" because she was in bed hungry, and thought he was bringing her some food but he didn't, he just got into bed. Get your lazy arse scooting across the carpet, down the stepladder stairs, across the ugly landing, stairs and hallway, and get yourself something to eat! duck me, she wants us to believe she's rescuing women left, right and centre, but she can't even get herself a snack 🤷
- it's Joyce's nephew's birthday (Mannah's son), so of course old Fungus Flaps had to do several stories, all about me, me, me. My house is more fun, I bought you trainers, blah blah blah. Because "happy birthday" is never enough.
- while in a pet shop Wilberforce was looking at fish, and Bumbag Barry asked the most beautiful woman in his world whether she thought he would like a fish tank in his room. Seeing as he's in there unsupervised for hours at a time, probably best not to eh. He was carting around 2 backpacks full of Wobbler's animals - tell me you're scared of saying "no" to your son without telling me you're scared of saying "no" to your son. Some hun messaged to say "you're so lucky to be able to take him out, I could never do this with my ASD child". Which gave Exaggerating Ellie an opportunity to say that she doesn't show the difficulties, that transitions take her and Joyce, that because Isaac wa going to a party the meltdown that Wobbly had leaving the house was hideous, he scratched his face until it bled (although he must heal really bloody quick because there's not a mark on him in any of the photos or videos), and Rambo ended up crying "fat sobs", whatever the duck that means, and Limp Dick Lionel "sat with his head in his hands". No doubt while Wilbert was still kicking the tit out of himself 🤔
- HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! Someone thanked the Snatchwork Mean Girls for their raffle prize 😱😱 so that makes a total of one, what about the rest from 3 different raffles?
- YTS Alan has obviously told her she needs to be more relatable, as she complained about the electricity bill having doubled. Maybe if you encouraged your family to wear some clothes once in a while, instead of wandering around in booty shorts and crop tops, you might not need the heating on to the max all the time 🤷
- Betsy brought home a whole entourage of mates ("like she's Beyonce"), who all used the shower - wonder if Limp Dick Leonard stood outside hammering on the door like he did to Edie? They went out, then all came back to stay and nicked all the cushions off the sofa.
- Wilby's doing really well with potty training, but don't ask her how because she doesn't know what to do (despite him being her 4th child) and has just let him take the lead. She started taking him into the toilet with her, because he's never "sin" anyone using the toilet, and probably thinks everyone wears nappies and is just curling out tit all over the place. Anyway, she got him involved by saying "bye bye" to Mummy's tit, and flushing the toilet. She then went on to talk about how her and Sloshy's shitting habits are different - she can only tit at home or her mum's house (even though she hasn't lived with her mum since she was 4), but Joyce prefers shitting in public toilets (we know hun, he deploys off to Sainsbury's so he doesn't have you standing outside the door with a glass up against it, trying to hear his turds hit the water, you absolute bleeping freak).
- Sunday came and the gruesome twosome headed off round to Arsetrid's for a boozy, adults only lunch. Bratsy's only back for 6 days, and Ramble has missed her "so much", but she couldn't wait for dump Wilbert on her and piss off to neck wine and fizzy cat's piss with her Instagram mate.





Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October:
Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai


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I was a fan of ptwm for some time and then I started to see the change which really started to bother me. I then found you guys and have sat and watched from afar as I knew I couldn’t have been the only one to feel this way. I actually contacted her a couple of weeks ago as she outrages me but I never ever expected a reply…. She totally missed the point with what I was saying. Not sure though if I’m allowed to post them here though… and yes I’ve been blocked lol
 
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