PTWM #163 A guardian angel? You’re taking the pee, she’s the scammy mammy from Paignton by the sea!

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She has lost a lot of people close to her in 2022. Does anyone know does she ever see her siblings? When she first started they were very close then something happened and I havn't followed her recently.
I believe she has 2 brothers and a sister, she fell out with her sister and one of the brothers a long time ago, she was pretty close with the other brother (to the point that Wilby's middle is after him). She showed him a lot, then he moved away to France and she stopped talking about him, a while ago she did a Q&A and someone asked about him, she said that she doesn't speak to him any more. Nobody knows why!
 
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Our thread title back in October:





His name is Derek not David, and I think it is a coincidence that his surname is Marshall as a quick Google shows he's a barrister, but he sits on serious police misconduct panels. It's just interesting that they chose to publish his name as the chair, when the others don't have names listed 👀
🤣🤣 haha I read it as David, ignore me, I’ve done my back in and on the sofa high on cocodamol 🤣
 
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Wasn’t it something to do with the fact of how he told her about her mums cancer?

I believe she has 2 brothers and a sister, she fell out with her sister and one of the brothers a long time ago, she was pretty close with the other brother (to the point that Wilby's middle is after him). She showed him a lot, then he moved away to France and she stopped talking about him, a while ago she did a Q&A and someone asked about him, she said that she doesn't speak to him any more. Nobody knows why!
 
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I believe she has 2 brothers and a sister, she fell out with her sister and one of the brothers a long time ago, she was pretty close with the other brother (to the point that Wilby's middle is after him). She showed him a lot, then he moved away to France and she stopped talking about him, a while ago she did a Q&A and someone asked about him, she said that she doesn't speak to him any more. Nobody knows why!
Wilby’s middle name is after the older brother who took her in for a while and tried to look after her. The other brother that she appeared to be close with, is the one that moved to France and we haven’t heard about him for ages🙂
 
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Wilby’s middle name is after the older brother who took her in for a while and tried to look after her. The other brother that she appeared to be close with, is the one that moved to France and we haven’t heard about him for ages🙂
Oh I thought they were one and the same, and she had another brother that she didn't have anything to do with for years!
 
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Thanks @DipsyDoodle for the excellent recap. The hours of work you put into it are much appreciated 🩷.
Also to the brave souls who watch her absolutely abysmal ramblings in PatreCon and report back. Again, very much appreciated.

*PC JOSH MARSHALL WAS SACKED*
 
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Thanks @DipsyDoodle for another amazing recap 😬 I have everything crossed that this really is the end of twit and twit 🤞 They both deserve the misery they have put on so many people. Lets hope Karma kicks them both in the arse.
 
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Wilby’s middle name is after the older brother who took her in for a while and tried to look after her. The other brother that she appeared to be close with, is the one that moved to France and we haven’t heard about him for ages🙂
Doesn't she very occasionally show his kids though? I'm not sure he has a relationship with her, but maybe the children's mum does? Definitely no signs of the oldest 2 being close to her any more. I can imagine the cousins love going around to their aunty who shells out vouchers and #notanaddickheads freebies in the same spirit that the child catcher gave about sweeties in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Cheeldren, leetle cheeldren... poor bloody family.
 
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She's done a live on paetron - not seen all of it as yet - but she has had her meters read and is now being charged £792 a month for her energy 😲
 
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She's done a live on paetron - not seen all of it as yet - but she has had her meters read and is now being charged £792 a month for her energy 😲
Welcome to the cost of living crisis rach 👍
Although I'm sure she can just up her monthly fee on patreon to cover the cost!!
 
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She's done a live on paetron - not seen all of it as yet - but she has had her meters read and is now being charged £792 a month for her energy 😲
Oh bless - is this all part of the exhausting damage limitation directive - "make yourself more relatable to the peasants witch" - from the Management?
 
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She's done a live on paetron - not seen all of it as yet - but she has had her meters read and is now being charged £792 a month for her energy 😲
Shame that it won't even make a dent in the patrecon income really. Bet she makes no changes. Surely the huns will realise that she is paying far more in electric than some people have to support their families each month after housing costs. Although if u35, single and claiming benefits and that would be about total the amount to live on each month. She should hang her head in shame. My elderly parents live in sauna like temps, but my dad has stage 4 cancer and my 6st mother has angina + COPD. Also, they are 82 and 87 so are at risk in lower temperatures. Rancid and jobless josh have a healthy, young family. No need for it. Put a sweater on, build some physical resilience and stop destroying our planet with your energy use. 🤬
 
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She's done a live on paetron - not seen all of it as yet - but she has had her meters read and is now being charged £792 a month for her energy 😲
Better cut short that insta break and start pimping those kids out again racheypoo. You’ll need to work harder on the internet and cut sloshys pocket money.
 
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New thread title thanks to @Imfinallyhere 🎉🎉🎉 you've won your very own stay in the Liverpool house of horrors, complete with smelly pillows and bars on the windows. Enjoy!

Last thread recap:
- Lying Linda continues to be a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- still on the subject of T's medical details, Rabies said that she'd had to ask her whether she could be pregnant, and T asked "was there a kid in there"? 😬 so either revealing that T may be sexually active, or lying to imply that she is 🤷 what sort of mother would do that? One who's a useless prick, of course. This whole situation has caused a bit of a rift with the WhatsApp huns, with some praising her for talking openly about heavy periods, and others thinking she's crossed a line in sharing such personal information about poor Lula.
- Remember Capsule Wardrobe Colin desperately asking for permission to go and do some shopping in Manchester, and saying he'd get up early so he could go and come back before everyone else was ready for the day? She turned it around and reckons she told him to go and she'd look after the kids 🙄 and that he sent her a "really grim" message thanking her for letting him go. Tell me your husband is abused without telling me your husband is abused.
- Rambo's made a decision to "be more present" with her kids in 2023, because Bratsy's moved out and created herself a whole new life across the country (in Jenna's spare room), and it's made her realise how fast time goes and your kids grow up. We'll believe it when we see it hun, because we all know you can't live without viewing everything through your phone screen, and sharing it for likes and comments from your adoring fans.
- a Q&A on PatreCON threw up some cringey comments, including telling one Hun that "Wilby's proud of you" 🤢 no he's not, he's a 3 year old who gives absolutely no shits about some random arse locker who pays his mum
- in the Patreon huns WhatsApp group the queen hun has found out that someone's been leaking their conversations to Tattle, and is DEMANDING everyone sends her their Instagram handles so she can compare to the Patreon followers to make sure everyone is legit. But remember, we're the ones who need to "get a life" and "spend more time with our kids" 🤷
- the extremely prestigious Glomama announced their nominations for this year's awards! Of course, despite calling themselves "The BAFTAs of mamas", nobody's ever heard of them and they only have just over 6,000 followers on Instagram. Anyway, amongst all the nobodies nominated for their awards, our very own Wonky Teeth Wendy is up for the "Guardian Angel" award. How exactly the nomination works is unknown (she may have put herself forward, or Slosh/PA Jo could have done it). Anyway, she's up against a list of Instagram nobodies. As with anything the Torbay Tart is involved with, the comments section soon turned into a tit show, with some asking why she has been nominated, being nothing but an abusive scam artist, and others leaping to her defence. Bratsy waded in to stick up for her mum, what a life when your 18 year old feels the need to start arguing with strangers on the internet for you! Glomama started deleting comments and eventually turned them off altogether - whoever does their social media was probably not expecting that shower of shite on a bank holiday evening 😂 over on the Glomama Facebook page (with a whopping 120 likes), someone was doing the lord's work by posting Tattle links, Glomama had either not bothered to check their Facebook, or had given up and hit the wine, as nothing was deleted. Meanwhile there were unconfirmed reports of snarling, screeching and "Jooooooooooooooosh make them stooooooooop" in the Paignton area, and a truck of Rescue Remedy was seen backing up the drive to the Patchwork Palace. All this while posting on PatreCON for attention and a bit of doxing, but still pretending to "be more present" on the main PTWM page.
- on her PatreCON page, she showed Wilbert fast asleep in his room, with a star projection light on. The same light that was seen on the Amazon beg list for "babies in prison" 👀
- desperate as always for attention from Mrs Hinch, Rectum has pre-ordered her new kid's book for Wilbert 🙄 she's not going to be your mate Rancid, give it up. You just look desperate.
- Rasputin has managed to get her nails done, they're now black "to match my mood". Awww, are things not perfect in the Patchwork Shithouse?
- the WhatsApp group may be imploding, with many apparently questioning some of Rabid's actions, and none of them thinking that the new tracksuits are anything special. For any of you lurking here, come and join in, we don't bite!
- Devon Live published an article about a number of disciplinaries for police officers, including one "unnamed officer dismissed without notice" for accessing and misusing police information for non police purposes, and contacting members of the public using a false identity for non policing purposes 👀 https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/police-officers-staff-caught-out-7989089 it mentions the officer's mental health and a psychiatrist report, remember that Rambo made a big deal for a while about Joyce having therapy, which mysteriously stopped around the time he started his "career break" 🕵️‍♀️
- meanwhile, Sloshy was so worried about road works he ended up being an hour early for the school run and took the kids for breakfast (implying that had he been on time, they'd have gone to school without breakfast 🤷).

I have added a few bits to the wiki and moved some stuff around ✌


Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their "career break"...👀

Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October:
Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai


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Brilliant once again… missed the light show/beglist debarkle, funny that. Any sign of the Ralph Lauren cost that was gifted to the school knight m shop which was opened for a whole 2 days.?
 
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She's done a live on paetron - not seen all of it as yet - but she has had her meters read and is now being charged £792 a month for her energy 😲
Hopefully that will send a few huns this way. Many I imagine try to keep their fuel, water and food shop to that budget a month!
 
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I believe she has 2 brothers and a sister, she fell out with her sister and one of the brothers a long time ago, she was pretty close with the other brother (to the point that Wilby's middle is after him). She showed him a lot, then he moved away to France and she stopped talking about him, a while ago she did a Q&A and someone asked about him, she said that she doesn't speak to him any more. Nobody knows why!
John is the eldest brother. He took her in when she was a trainer-less drug runner.
Then a sister, Leisa, hairdresser, took Betsy to Disney world.
Another brother, Matthew. Very sweary. Father to Evie (she of broken wrists). Think he split with his partner, moved in with Runt for a while before going to France to work/paint boats.

They’re all currently toxic.
 
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She has lost a lot of people close to her in 2022. Does anyone know does she ever see her siblings? When she first started they were very close then something happened and I havn't followed her recently.
I think Leisa stopped speaking to her just before the first book came out because of her throwing their mum under the bus.

her brother Matthew moved to France for a while, she never mentioned it but he came back a few months later and he's never been mentioned since.

her oldest brother John was only mentioned when she claimed she lived with when she was 15 then again when wilby was born and she gave him the middle name John.
 
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John is the eldest brother. He took her in when she was a trainer-less drug runner.
Then a sister, Leisa, hairdresser, took Betsy to Disney world.
Another brother, Matthew. Very sweary. Father to Evie (she of broken wrists). Think he split with his partner, moved in with Runt for a while before going to France to work/paint boats.

They’re all currently toxic.
More toxic people than a Britney Spears video
 
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