PTWM #163 A guardian angel? You’re taking the pee, she’s the scammy mammy from Paignton by the sea!

[dimples53]

Ran straight here when she said re:happy valley.."coz she should have arrested her coz that's what you would have done" yeah if she was a naughty hedgehog pops and it was giving it the biggun...you silly woman

Edit...not pops I meant popo (slang police )

 

[FridaK]

Anyone know why she needs a cute little caddy van for her cute little pantry?
I’m very close to someone who runs a junk food pantry and everyone is a volunteer who uses their own car to collect the waste food!

Because every Del Boy and Rodney need a van...

 

[Eyes Wide Open Now]

Because every Del Boy and Rodney need a van...

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Slosh in his REBL leisure wear
Brilliant @FridaK

Also, are they not the rudest guests
The house tour without permission, Simon shaking his head at her filming.
Astrid saying she knew she would have her phone out.
Slosh mocking simons dinner trick cos he’s all pumped up on 19 Crimes (fuming cos that’s my fave wine!)
Her snorting away,
Simon looks like he’s losing the will.
No wonder they have no friends, I’d be raging if my mates behaved like that in my home

 

[Dog mama]

They piss me off a lot but josh has topped it with his happy valley rant
Well we Yorkshire folk and locals to the happy valley area don’t need a sacked police officers input it’s a tv drama with more policing done than he will ever do
bleeping nerve of him slagging best thing on tv

 

[Cheerios78]

They are all as bad as each other when it comes to online validation. Arsetrid literally froths at the gash everyone Runt shares something or posts about her. The way one of them posts, the other one shares then the original one shares that they’ve shared literally makes my head explode.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

I think we were all willing Simon to lamp him one. There’s still time Simon, come on, Tattle will be forever in your debt

 

[Eyes Wide Open Now]

I think we were all willing Simon to lamp him one. There’s still time Simon, come on, Tattle will be forever in your debt

He seems like a genuine bloke, he must love his wife very much to put up with those pair of uncouth simpletons in his home.

 

[FannyAnn]

They piss me off a lot but josh has topped it with his happy valley rant
Well we Yorkshire folk and locals to the happy valley area don’t need a sacked police officers input it’s a tv drama with more policing done than he will ever do
bleeping nerve of him slagging best thing on tv

True story

 

[Wotsit]

I think we were all willing Simon to lamp him one. There’s still time Simon, come on, Tattle will be forever in your debt

Shall we set up a paypal fund for him?

Simon around them pair is the definition of the saying "if my mouth doesn't say it my face will" I'd love a blind reaction video from Astrid when she tells him they are coming round

 

[DipsyDoodle]

New thread!

PTWM #164 "You’re a thief and I’m a bent, sacked copper” - Joshua Marshall; 5 January 2023

Far and away the most popular thread title was from @chickenshopcharlie 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 we've had a whip round via PayPal, and we've got you the REBL (without a clue) tracksuits in every colour, you're going to look so lush 😍😍😍 Last thread recap: - Rachaele Louise Hambleton is a massive, lying, scamming...

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