I bet he carries a card to hand over to shop assistants.
" My wife is PTWM. We met and had an affair when I was was married. I CANNOT be trusted. Please don't look/talk or touch me"
' 2 mummies '2 mummies' 'New mummy' - Wilby
' Yes Wilby. Line them up, do you love it?!'.- Raq
*and yeah, that's another product of my imagination. It's never been near your inbox. Just like my immensely witty and VERY funny transcript. It's fake Rach, a load of bollocks. Made up to entertain me and the other trolls on a miserable afternoon in October. I've never had the need nor want to contact you. Please stop telling your followers I have*