I’m currently manifesting that Issac is that fed up, he just boots Josh overboard today, whilst no one is looking.
YOU CAN DO IT KID, ONE KICK AND ITS OVER
YOU CAN DO IT KID, ONE KICK AND ITS OVER
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that looks like Rachetstrap swimming to me! pretty cool she learned on this holiday as she couldnt swim before or so she said! 
ohh screen record some for us freeloading trolls pleaseDots of death from patreon last night
- R thinks that if she can see a half moon in Spain we can see a full moon here
- J speaks to I like tit too, berated for getting skimmed milk instead of full fat and not enough ‘next time you ask for a pint of coke I’ll get you a quarter of a pint of Diet Coke’ and the look he gives him
- R laughing that I spent £97 on her debit card when he was given it for his bus pass.
- R telling I ‘you were not birthed from a Kardashian’ no, not from you either though was he Rach!
- Gritted teeth at E to pack for boat trip
- Dig from J towards R that he’s been getting up with W in the night all holiday!
Omg 
the way she pushed T off for trying to put her arm around her, literally no need what so ever. That would break my heart as a kid. I watched it without sound as I’m at work but I can only imagine the profanities..
the way she pushed T off for trying to put her arm around her, literally no need what so ever. That would break my heart as a kid. I watched it without sound as I’m at work but I can only imagine the profanities..Mine don't go back till Wednesday either lolAll you smug trolls. I’ve got another two pissing days with them under my feet asking for snacks. And one of them has been here since the 23rd of bastard June
Can’t swim my arse! She lies so much she forgets what she’s saying.
Imagine your brain like that
Imagine your brain like that
I’m writing the screenplay for Overboard 3 where Lady Toothy Scambleton of Devon falls/is pushed overboard from a catamaran into the Med. She is knocked unconscious and so can’t scream out to her family that she’s no longer onboard. They sail home happily without her. A passing fisherman catches Lady Toothy in his net and she wakes up on the dockside in Alcudia with no memory of who she is. The kindly fisherman takes her home to his cottage and she lives out the rest of her life on a remote hillside in Spain. Back in Alcudia Slimdick and the brats make a half hearted attempt to find her but after half an hour they realise that life is so much better without her screeching, gurning and gnashing those teeth at them. They travel home and all become decent human beings. The PayPal money is paid back and the grot shop closes. The huns are all devastated but soon turn their allegiance to another bleep….there’s plenty of them on Instagram. In years to come Tattlers will sit by the fire with their grandchildren on their knee and tell them the horror story that was Rachaele Hambleton and how they must never stand in front of a mirror and say her name three times because she might just come and haunt us all again. The End.
I took it to be they stopped working on the 23rd so they wouldn't be working together. I thought they were going to Jubai at the beginning of December.She can’t be away for Xmas surely
Betsy wearing a thong and half a bikini top. Rachel is smiling, there are other people swimming around and people on the boat so if she's so scared, then she could've stayed on board.
I thought that too
Rheumatoid is looking pretty chilled for someone scared to death of water on that last pic!
If she stayed on board she would have to look after Wilby, so instead she learnt how to swim in the bath this morning to get out of that!
Ok so when we book a holiday there is an ongoing joke that anyone going with us doesn’t have to look into anything cause I research the tit out of it 
If they had looked into Playa de Muro (have been 4 times) they would have known it has a huge natural park which bring LOTS of mosquitoes. We made sure we were armed with repellent spray and my aunt that gets eaten alive took garlic tablets for weeks before we went it helped but she still got the odd bite. The beach is full of fish don’t know how they didn’t see any 
I really don’t understand how she as a “mother” of 6 is not more prepared other than buying new clothes
If they had looked into Playa de Muro (have been 4 times) they would have known it has a huge natural park which bring LOTS of mosquitoes. We made sure we were armed with repellent spray and my aunt that gets eaten alive took garlic tablets for weeks before we went it helped but she still got the odd bite. The beach is full of fish don’t know how they didn’t see any I really don’t understand how she as a “mother” of 6 is not more prepared other than buying new clothes 
I can swim confidentially unlike Raisin but can categorically say I would not be swimming in open water like that. I can also categorically say that I would not want that footage of me shared online (if I was like that of course which I’m not) being that short tempered with my children and not my children
but can categorically say I would not be swimming in open water like that. I can also categorically say that I would not want that footage of me shared online (if I was like that of course which I’m not) being that short tempered with my children and not my childrenOkey dokey…that looks like Rachetstrap swimming to me! pretty cool she learned on this holiday as she couldnt swim before or so she said!
ohh screen record some for us freeloading trolls please
Had to be so careful with these coz I kept getting messages from people wishing my son luck today showing!
Edited to say, look at J pretend sleeping! Idiot!
Fabulous recap and thread title as always 
My two mini trolls are back at school today and my eldest has had the weekend from hell in the run up to today. He’s (actually diagnosed not paid for) autistic and he had a massive panic attack yesterday
Also, I’m petrified of the sea (like Raq, allegedly) and I can’t swim either (like Raq, allegedly) so there is no way in bleeping hell you’d catch me anywhere near a boat, never mind in the bleeping sea
What a shitcunt!
My two mini trolls are back at school today and my eldest has had the weekend from hell in the run up to today. He’s (actually diagnosed not paid for) autistic and he had a massive panic attack yesterday
Also, I’m petrified of the sea (like Raq, allegedly) and I can’t swim either (like Raq, allegedly) so there is no way in bleeping hell you’d catch me anywhere near a boat, never mind in the bleeping sea
What a shitcunt!
Pop your phone on do not disturb whilst your recording, don't get any giveaway notifications thenOkey dokey…
Had to be so careful with these coz I kept getting messages from people wishing my son luck today showing!
Edited to say, look at J pretend sleeping! Idiot!
Okey dokey…
Had to be so careful with these coz I kept getting messages from people wishing my son luck today showing!
Thanks! Good idea! Troll house point for you!Pop your phone on do not disturb whilst your recording, don't get any giveaway notifications then
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