PTWM #108 Every breath I take, every pound I make, every tear I fake ... I'll be filming you

[FridaK]

When she started the Tattle Pond Life Account to troll Vanessa .

When she said she rocked up at school like Beyoncé saying ‘come at me jealous c*nts.’ But then nearly cried when she couldn’t get her car into drive last week.

That huge balloon arch and bouncy castle at Scouse Jens that no one used and when Jens Ma asked for Tesco vouchers.

When she gave Josh a stack of bank notes in a card in the half plastered hotel, like he was a male escort.

 

[DipsyDoodle]

When she was trying on bikinis and forgot Wibble was there, so he put his fingers in the oscillating fan.

When Wibble put his wet fingers into Granny’s G’s plug socket and everyone gasped, apart from Rach.

When Wilbert had had a bath, then came back from playing in the prison shower room and was all wet...

 

[Readingreading0701]

The *escaped* nipple that wasn’t an escaped nipple. Flash my tits for content is more apt.

Leaning over up in the hobbit hole and her foof was like Pavarottis beard

 

[Wotsit]

When they all caught covid on the poverty porn tour despite the fact she was living like she was in tier 4 and not going anywhere.

the numerous times she has claimed Joyce is at work but then forgot and posted him out and about with her.

the second book being total fiction

Lucy/Vanessa gate

being trained in autism diagnosis for 18 years whilst working as a facilities manager but failing to notice autistic traits in her daughter for 1years.

paying £200 a time for Astrid and Simons company at lunch.

I think my personal highlight and also most disappointing time was when Ava and Mia spilled some tea but nothing came of it.

 

[Jellybean093]

#notanadknobheads

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Every single incredible reveal of the totally lush house renovations!

- the hobbit loft, which only Wibble can stand up straight in (and her insistence that it was only one brick short to be classed as a proper room).
- the downstairs prison bathroom, complete with tit-smeared tiles and the toilet sink the wrong way round.
- Isaac's cupboard under the stairs bedroom, with room for his bed and absolutely nothing else.
- the pantry, with shelves straight over the window.
- Seb's bedroom, decorated like he's staying at her majesty's pleasure, along with her assurances that the external door was being filled in (spoiler alert: it wasn't).

And let's not forget all the times Mangina Malcolm fiddled with all the tools and pretended he was doing all the work himself. It wasn't funny the first time, and it definitely wasn't funny the fiftieth time.

 

[dh2606]

Every single incredible reveal of the totally lush house renovations!

- the hobbit loft, which only Wibble can stand up straight in (and her insistence that it was only one brick short to be classed as a proper room).
- the downstairs prison bathroom, complete with tit-smeared tiles and the toilet sink the wrong way round.
- Isaac's cupboard under the stairs bedroom, with room for his bed and absolutely nothing else.
- the pantry, with shelves straight over the window.
- Seb's bedroom, decorated like he's staying at her majesty's pleasure, along with her assurances that the external door was being filled in (spoiler alert: it wasn't).

And let's not forget all the times Mangina Malcolm fiddled with all the tools and pretended he was doing all the work himself. It wasn't funny the first time, and it definitely wasn't funny the fiftieth time.

What’s the insta house page called again?

 

[DipsyDoodle]

What’s the insta house page called again?

Thehomeofourpatchworkfamily

 

[ILoveUnicorns]

Oh wow it’s so nice when she doesn’t post
love everyone’s suggestions, my mind is blank of any new ones to add. But I have to say her making a Patreon account gave me the biggest laugh so she can go back to what she loved writing about (her mum leaving when she was 4 blah blah blah) over and over again without fear of trolls charging her idiot huns to watch her Boring Ben videos and Mr/Mrs games with Sloshua. Oh the talent that she brings to that platform blows my mind.

 

[PrettyGreeneyes76]

My fave was when W’s jumper got caught on her braces

 

[Dorothy-redshoes]

Makes me laugh how every other day its the trolls fault
She can't post on fb because of trolls
Betsy can't work because of trolls
She can't go into the playground because of trolls
She can't shop local because of trolls
She can't make tuna sandwiches at her dinner table because of trolls
Josh isn't allowed to work his old job because of trolls
But pay £10 a month and i can do all those things for you

 

[comeonyouwelsh]

Saying Wilby hates baths to then go on to do story after story of him loving having a bath.
Saying she hates drinking fizzy cat piss.

My all time is, her responding to what she reads on tattle when she claims she never reads here.

 

[FridaK]

Astrids Birthday POEM . That was a absolute blinder moment.

When they all went on the night out in Devon and pregnant Ceri drove home. Then they stopped at McDonalds and Rachael was sat in the back of the car shouting various menu items at Ceri like the Queen.

When Josh said what he loved the most about her were her tits and arse.

When they went bike riding and Josh said that he was into her looking like a really cute little 13 year old boy.

Her disgust at the poverty in the idea of having chips and egg for a meal

 

[FlameIce]

I’m really interested in finding out how many ads she’s done in the last 354 days

 

[Dinnerbag]

How about the slippers Astrid made ??

 

[Wotsit]

I’m really interested in finding out how many ads she’s done in the last 354 days

268 so far

 

[Scd1991]

Reminder that the fake shouting Lula and Issac is in her highlights under German me.

 

[Newbie mcnewface]

Do you think she is away looking for that lost dog and her battery has run flat on her phone so she couldn’t film it !?!?

 

[Wotsit]

Do you think she is away looking for that lost dog and her battery has run flat on her phone so she couldn’t film it !?!?

it would be more Rachael’s style for a hun to find it and send it to Rach for her to then drop it off and claim all the credit and the reward

 

[rainbowhouse]

268 so far

Is that all?! 86 days wasted!! Whatever did we do at 7pm on those days