I have so many things to say about that party
The grazing table, it looked
tit. Everything touching everything else, everyone pawing over it and standing over it, and the lack of anything that looked appealing to eat. Where was the normal food, it was just full of poncy
tit. Who the
duck goes to a party and eats grapes and oranges? Give me crisps, triangle sandwiches and small things wrapped in
bleeping pastry!
Why were there only about 10 people there and why were 9 of them her paid staff? I'm going to assume Spiderman was Kevin the Hermes man.
Is the lack of guests the reason she bought The Range out of human size Halloween models, so it looked as though there were more people there. I think she added all of them into her head count as there was enough
tit food for about 40 people, but only 10 of the guests were actual humans.
How is it possible that she looks better with scary Halloween makeup on than she does in real life? Her everyday face is far more horrific than her Halloween face.
Why is Tallulah so irritating? Why is Hannah so irritating?
What a
tit party.