I’m not ruling out a belly button fetishOr a fetish that he wants no 1 to know
Most of the ‘dogs’ on TikTok are getting Botox, fillers, hair ext, doing make up tutorials! But still no Getty g shaggedPlease someone explain to me WHY would the bush get hair extensions and Botox? Nothing and I mean nothing would fix her! Rosie stop spending your weans benefits trying to get some cock
Pair of pricksHe absolutely puts me in mind of Tommy now that he's been mentioned! I don't know why I didn't already see iteven that same way of talking surely he's no modelled himself on Tommy fucking Sheridan
Whit wan eh yeas done it?? That’s descustangGod knows
wasn’t even him there anyway his body was taken over By they horny hackers again ffs
some sort a documentary type fetish- Alan the estate agent who has sex with fish finger pieces smeared in tomato sauce n hunners a vinegar.Or a fetish that he wants no 1 to know
Here we have Allan who now he is over the hill has been abandoned by his pack & had to go “cooncil “some sort a documentary type fetish- Alan the estate agent who has sex with fish finger pieces smeared in tomato sauce n hunners a vinegar.
howling . Mad Alan the homeless swinging estate agentHere we have Allan who now he is over the hill has been abandoned by his pack & had to go “cooncil “
Cooncil maws, cooncil dinners, cooncil fashion & more degrading cooncil drugs. He has tried desperately to join other groups but can’t get out of the cooncil system. Soon he will have to apply for a cooncil hoose
Allan, showing a young couple round a 5 bedroom detached house on the outskirts of Lenzie. They enter the lounge and Alan says “and here we have the living room. A great space for parties…if you know what I meanhowling . Mad Alan the homeless swinging estate agent
Fish finger fetish? Infact he might have a vinegar fetish he feels strongly about his vinegar.I’m not ruling out a belly button fetish
And if you sign within 7 days you get this giant glass bowl …….handy to keep your keys in wink winkAllan, showing a young couple round a 5 bedroom detached house. They enter the lounge and Alan says “and here we have the living room. A great space for parties…if you know what I mean”
That’s a selling point btw. Selling party pads to swingersAnd if you sign within 7 days you get this giant glass bowl …….handy to keep your keys in wink wink
Then I come home and chase the maddy out my gaff trying to sell it when I was oot. Place reeking o hunners o salt and vinegar and boxes of iron on “Moncler” labels everywhere.Allan, showing a young couple round a 5 bedroom detached house. They enter the lounge and Alan says “and here we have the living room. A great space for parties…if you know what I mean”
Canny stop laughingThen I come home and chase the maddy out my gaff trying to sell it when I was oot. Place reeking o hunners o salt and vinegar and boxes of iron on “Moncler” labels everywhere.
We could write a book on thisThen I come home and chase the maddy out my gaff trying to sell it when I was oot. Place reeking o hunners o salt and vinegar and boxes of iron on “Moncler” labels everywhere.
Hahahaha has his da put him oot yet?He must be pure sick of being told to get oot gaffs. Even his ane.
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He’s got the hoose reaking of vinegar it’s only a matter of timeHahahaha has his da put him oot yet?
He better pick a wumman and stick wi her before he ends up needing to kip in one of his clients houses that he's trying to punt. Squatters rights n aw that.He’s got the hoose reaking of vinegar it’s only a matter of time
Da please can my other burd stay the night?Alan trying to put us down but we don’t need to ask permission to have folk round to our houses because we are the mummy’s and daddy’s!! You can’t bring me down, you don’t even buy the toilet paper for the house.
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Her 5 weans too
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