Wonder what the weans first words will be? YEES AWRIGHT!?
Property Boss #11 how the mighty have fell wearing Regatta n stayin at BelfastBellgrove Hotel
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SOSHAL MEDIA
AH'M INTRESTITSOSHAL MEDIA
Have a funny feeling its time for Alan to run . Wonder if Wayne Rooney will be godparent
. Wonder if Wayne Rooney will be godparent I'd love suzie to come on and say he'd had the snip
Iβm choking to see what Susies got to say, she was superb when he got engaged putting out the Dugheed tapesI'd love suzie to come on and say he'd had the snip
I hope Susie has saved something special for this occasion 
She should have made the bastard go for it anyway if he made her abort their baby the big bleepthat would be too funny
Him immediately scraping the rest of the scratchcard hoping to see something confirming it was all a joke
TTT:
Property Boss #12 Aldo Changes Name to Ol' Da.
Property Boss #12 Aldo Changes Name to Ol' Da.
Imagine having a da that tweets about r4ping woman and standing with his zip doon staring at teenage lassies. 
auld aldo collecting his pension on his weans first day of school. I think the wean should be called cass if it's a lassie or roland if it's a boy 
auld aldo collecting his pension on his weans first day of school. I think the wean should be called cass if it's a lassie or roland if it's a boy If itβs a wee girl they are really going to struggle for baby names, heβs had that many affairs thereβs no a female name thatβs no associated with a wummin cutting about with a barras counterfeit Tshirt smelling of Miss Dior.Imagine having a da that tweets about r4ping woman and standing with his zip doon staring at teenage lassies.
He should just call the wean Mr or Miss Dior
Heβs over the moon apparently
even funnier if it was a live and TT found out before old granddaddy sorry daddy did 
Couldn't wait for my man to get back from work as I didn't want to announce Aldos news on a text but I lost him with hilarity of Davys toaster going on fire should have showed him the pregnancy reveal first both as chaotic
but I lost him with hilarity of Davys toaster going on fire should have showed him the pregnancy reveal first both as chaotic 
Insert that tt sound that goes no no no no then laughs duck sake. Surprised he is even still able to get it up heβs that old 
Heβs looking older than ever
duck sake. Surprised he is even still able to get it up heβs that old Heβs looking older than everCongrats to the granny & granda anybody who doesnβt know them & take that tshirt off him will instantly think he is the grandparent 
anybody who doesnβt know them & take that tshirt off him will instantly think he is the grandparent
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