The maws face she's like naaaawwww no again especially no with this clown, who makes a pass at meCongrats to the granny & grandaanybody who doesn’t know them & take that tshirt off him will instantly think he is the grandparent
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hoping if he scratches a hole in it, it will disappear
It makes my bum twitch so his insides must of fallen outhoping if he scratches a hole in it, it will disappear
He’s scratching it almost as hard as he scratched his boaby after a trip up the lane with his cousinhoping if he scratches a hole in it, it will disappear
Aye his encounter was dugturd hen left him wae itchy scratchies so aye
Surprised she hasn’t congratulated her “cousin” yet
Aye nae mention tae her big cuz she pumped
Pete Burns is gony be changing the weans nappies & Aldos incontinence pants at the same time . No chance is he gony cope being a Dad . He’s far too selfish and likes all the limelight to be on him . Nae mare “ designer “ gear for Aldo , it’ll be George at Asda now he’s got to watch the pennies . What a time to be alive , the resurrection of the Property Boss thread due to the news he’s gony be a Daddy this calls for a celebration tattlers . CJ’s at 9 sharp the morra night , fish finger pieces all round lads Just burst out laughing at ur commentCannot believe big beasty baws is gony be a Da
ill be at cjs 2moro. Wit r uz wearing? is it jeans and a nice top kinda night or we gon full on glam Has to be full on glam for this occasion, I'm going to push the boat out and bring a bottle of Lambrini to toast daddy of the yearJust burst out laughing at ur comment
Has to be full on glam for this occasion, I'm going to push the boat out and bring a bottle of Lambrini to toast daddy of the year
too funny. Well I'll meet yeez at cjs tonight. Am getting legless 
Defo full glam I think . We need to celebrate in style wee Roland . This is the news of the century . Big Daddy day care , the laughs were gony get out this sagaJust burst out laughing at ur comment
. That picture with Pete’s Maw is comedy gold , proud grandparents I’ve no been this buzzing since Diane done a tell all expo-see on the auld kant lol . Who’s taking one for the team and driving the tayto mobile ?? Can’t be paying taxis when there’s a cost of living crisis happening Defo full glam I think . We need to celebrate in style wee Roland . This is the news of the century . Big Daddy day care , the laughs were gony get out this saga
I'll drive the tayto motor since am aff it after I made a bleep of masel at the caravan park singing spice girls songs and zooming aboot thinking I'm in formula 1 they would make a braw couple Were you with Kdawg
That pic of him and the granny
You’re a wee legend Roland , I’m creased at you zooming about pished out yer nut
That pic of him and the granny
imagine how auld he’s gony look after a few sleepless nights with a baby !! He’ll look like the Maw’s Granda never mind the weans lol xWere you with Kdawg
the witch brainwashed me into buying spice girls merch and drove me to drink I'd no had a drink in years until the caravan getting put tae ma bed after trying tae seduce ma man with wannabe was not my finest hour The maws granda I'm howlingYou’re a wee legend Roland , I’m creased at you zooming about pished out yer nut
u crack me up
