Brilliant oh to be a fly on the wall that nightthe witch brainwashed me into buying spice girls merch and drove me to drink I'd no had a drink in years until the caravan
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The maws granda I'm howling
Just seen ur thread suggestion am greetin laughing
I hope the specky one put out that evening after your lady of the night dance Did he duck he said the wain would wake up NAE BOTHER MATEBrilliant oh to be a fly on the wall that night
caravans hardly gona be rocking aw er the shop is it specky wee dick 
Fk sake thought that was dugheed and aldo
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Did he duck he said the wain would wake up NAE BOTHER MATE
A cheating Mrs would be the karma that auld shagger deserves
I’m howling at you
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The maws granda I'm howling
Just seen ur thread suggestion am greetin laughing
how rude no letting you seduce him !! Wannabe is the perfect song for a bit of seduction lol . I’ll bet any money Aldo’s seduction song is a Gary Glitter number , big beasty baws 
Am running late for cjs is there any pieces left??? Did yous bring whips or no?CJ’s at 9 sharp the morra night , fish finger pieces all round lads
Thank duck its just no the same without a fish finger pieceDon’t you worry your wee self there , I’ve got it sorted . Fish finger piece is waiting for you , wrapped it up in a wee piece bag & and it’s safe & sound in Aldo’s old locker along with your whip , I think the cleaners have just gave it a wee clean out coz there’s a few wet patches still drying out . Wee Mary the cleaner said she managed to get all the grey baw hairs hoovered up though so all good
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@Muchbee meant to send this as a reply but duck knows wit av done lol x
on ma wayyyyy and if i find wan baw hair in that locker Mary's getting it we've had a run in before me and her over something similar 
Is arse hair okay - asking for MaryThank duck its just no the same without a fish finger piece
It’s never stopped Amanda Norwood from getting in xxx
I'll need to let kdawg know we have found Mary the cleaner that she was looking for. She's noo cleaning the jizz aff cjs floorsDon’t you worry your wee self there , I’ve got it sorted . Fish finger piece is waiting for you , wrapped it up in a wee piece bag & and it’s safe & sound in Aldo’s old locker along with your whip , I think the cleaners have just gave it a wee clean out coz there’s a few wet patches still drying out . Wee Mary the cleaner said she managed to get all the grey baw hairs hoovered up though so all good
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@Muchbee meant to send this as a reply but duck knows wit av done lol x
Poor Mary should be getting a rise !! She’ll be traumatisedI'll need to let kdawg know we have found Mary the cleaner that she was looking for. She's noo cleaning the jizz aff cjs floors
