Hope the trick or treaters defile that front door come October
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People have started copying her ‘style’ 
Please tell me that's not tape????
The washing machine too 
Sick woman.The washing machine too
That was my first thought but it’s actually paint - still tit and will surely come off with use?
I hadn’t even noticed that! The sink is bad enough!!The washing machine too
Well @Lucyxxxx, thank you so much for bringing me here. This subject matter and snarkery is bang up my street. 
I'm not even going to hate on the maximalist stuff because some folk do it well. I don't mind a bit (or even a lot) of colour.
My beef here is twofold:
1) This is simply not a practical living space - it is plainly uncleanable. I saw she posted herself pushing a dirty mop back & forth on the kitchen floor. This hasn't changed my [correct] opinion of that. She's not scrubbing her lav or the paint would be coming off. No. It's all just too slapdash. Imagine how many pairs of tights and leggings and whatever get snagged on the SlumberPallets™️.
2) How can any landlord be OK with this??? They can't understand the full picture - she's spray painted the UPVC window frames!! That spraypaint isn't coming off the fenceposts - tit like that is forever! She can't even sell that stuff as "removable" or easily undone as you might be able to do with the kitchen floor or wall paint. As if they're getting their deposit back/ spending months using acetone & GooGone to remove the paint/duct tape residue.
Conclusion: landlord is planning to demolish when they leave.
I'm not even going to hate on the maximalist stuff because some folk do it well. I don't mind a bit (or even a lot) of colour.
My beef here is twofold:
1) This is simply not a practical living space - it is plainly uncleanable. I saw she posted herself pushing a dirty mop back & forth on the kitchen floor. This hasn't changed my [correct] opinion of that. She's not scrubbing her lav or the paint would be coming off. No. It's all just too slapdash. Imagine how many pairs of tights and leggings and whatever get snagged on the SlumberPallets™️.
2) How can any landlord be OK with this??? They can't understand the full picture - she's spray painted the UPVC window frames!! That spraypaint isn't coming off the fenceposts - tit like that is forever! She can't even sell that stuff as "removable" or easily undone as you might be able to do with the kitchen floor or wall paint. As if they're getting their deposit back/ spending months using acetone & GooGone to remove the paint/duct tape residue.
Conclusion: landlord is planning to demolish when they leave.
I follow a few maximalist pages and it can look really nice but hers... there's no theme to it, no colour scheme, she doesn't prep (bits of paint on ceiling). Honestly her living room reminds me of the after pics of a house fire.Well @Lucyxxxx, thank you so much for bringing me here. This subject matter and snarkery is bang up my street.
I'm not even going to hate on the maximalist stuff because some folk do it well. I don't mind a bit (or even a lot) of colour.
My beef here is twofold:
1) This is simply not a practical living space - it is plainly uncleanable. I saw she posted herself pushing a dirty mop back & forth on the kitchen floor. This hasn't changed my [correct] opinion of that. She's not scrubbing her lav or the paint would be coming off. No. It's all just too slapdash. Imagine how many pairs of tights and leggings and whatever get snagged on the SlumberPallets™️.
2) How can any landlord be OK with this??? They can't understand the full picture - she's spray painted the UPVC window frames!! That spraypaint isn't coming off the fenceposts - tit like that is forever! She can't even sell that stuff as "removable" or easily undone as you might be able to do with the kitchen floor or wall paint. As if they're getting their deposit back/ spending months using acetone & GooGone to remove the paint/duct tape residue.
Conclusion: landlord is planning to demolish when they leave.
It's very Nathan Barley innit. Iike it's in the style of a maximalist arty person's design taste, but with 0 understanding of like... composition/ design/ art?
It's not a statement if it is meaningless, love.
All her 'vignettes' are terribly framed too (and I really don't get why they're repeated without changes so very regularly, either).
Stupid Geek Pie house.
@Lucyxxxx as requested.
@The Devils Arse @JoeBloggs - over here!
It's not a statement if it is meaningless, love.
All her 'vignettes' are terribly framed too (and I really don't get why they're repeated without changes so very regularly, either).
Stupid Geek Pie house.
@Lucyxxxx as requested.
@The Devils Arse @JoeBloggs - over here!
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Why would you even take the time of day to spray that on your sink?
Can't have taken more than 40 seconds dunwurry.Why would you even take the time of day to spray that on your sink?
It's physically impossible for this to last... If the sink gets used.... Or cleaned.
Saw this in Aldi today and it made me laugh thinking of this thread
"Interesting choice of flooring in the kitchen Tasha. Where did you find it?“
“It's... From the Tape Selection collection by So Crafty. At Aldi."
“It's... From the Tape Selection collection by So Crafty. At Aldi."
Mean little thought I had when I first saw her kitchen which I'm only just now sharing because it *still* sticks out to me:
Her washing machine and tumble dryer are pretty much the only things in the house untouched by permanent decoration (even the lav is spray painted ffs). They each are stark white with a little bit of tape decoration. It really stands out.
I've always suspected that they are rented or perhaps even belong to someone else, like they need to be able to be returned to their original state at some point.
No shame in that, of course, but I always wonder about it. Their rental circumstances just bewilder me.
Her washing machine and tumble dryer are pretty much the only things in the house untouched by permanent decoration (even the lav is spray painted ffs). They each are stark white with a little bit of tape decoration. It really stands out.
I've always suspected that they are rented or perhaps even belong to someone else, like they need to be able to be returned to their original state at some point.
No shame in that, of course, but I always wonder about it. Their rental circumstances just bewilder me.
Good spot there. It always stood out to me how different and dare I say it nice her babys bedroom is compared to the rest of the house.
Same. Nice is the word. Wholesome. Creative without being vulgar in some way.
She did something for someone else I think Harry Potter theme for their kids bedroom and, again it was really good. I don't get why she hasn't applied that same logic to her own house. She banged the Harry Potter mural thing out in a day or 2 as well so wouldn't take forever. The teenage boys bedroom isn't as bad as the rest of the house but the spray painted radiators
. Wouldn't you get radiator covers and just spray them instead? The lack of prep work for someone who when she tries clearly knows how to prep always makes me laugh.Just came here to say…. That front door. Oh my god it’s ghastly! Oh, and none of the windows are even matching, it’s hilarious!!! Is it’s seriously just done up in electrical tape? And then the numbers just put on in leopard print tape as well, it’s not even symmetrical
I got in a thing about that last night but talked myself out of posting so as not to be quite such a petty witch BUT HERE WE ARE!!
The front door is absolutely the bleepin pits. Even with the saturation turned all the way up you can still see how poorly done it is. She's done such a poor job around the moulding, the sticky back plastic is stretched and puckered all over the shop. Why settle for such a pisspoor job?!?!?!?!?!
The numbers are the dogshit cherry on the dogshit sundae - barely legible.
The sticky back plastic worktops in the kitchen are on, I think, their 2nd or 3rd iteration now and those are always similarly poorly done, especially around the corners - the over saturation hides a multitude of, I suspect, bubbles, scuffs, and mistakes but the big ones like the creasing and puckering and where its stretched over the corners etc is always visible. Unless she throws a tea towel over it.
She blocked me a while back. Screenshots for the fallen please?I got in a thing about that last night but talked myself out of posting so as not to be quite such a petty witch BUT HERE WE ARE!!
The front door is absolutely the bleepin pits. Even with the saturation turned all the way up you can still see how poorly done it is. She's done such a poor job around the moulding, the sticky back plastic is stretched and puckered all over the shop. Why settle for such a pisspoor job?!?!?!?!?!
The numbers are the dogshit cherry on the dogshit sundae - barely legible.
The sticky back plastic worktops in the kitchen are on, I think, their 2nd or 3rd iteration now and those are always similarly poorly done, especially around the corners - the over saturation hides a multitude of, I suspect, bubbles, scuffs, and mistakes but the big ones like the creasing and puckering and where its stretched over the corners etc is always visible. Unless she throws a tea towel over it.