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Some People!

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Just came here to say…. That front door. Oh my god it’s ghastly! Oh, and none of the windows are even matching, it’s hilarious!!! Is it’s seriously just done up in electrical tape? And then the numbers just put on in leopard print tape as well, it’s not even symmetrical
I got in a thing about that last night but talked myself out of posting so as not to be quite such a petty bitch BUT HERE WE ARE!!

The front door is absolutely the fuckin pits. Even with the saturation turned all the way up you can still see how poorly done it is. She's done such a poor job around the moulding, the sticky back plastic is stretched and puckered all over the shop. Why settle for such a pisspoor job?!?!?!?!?!
The numbers are the dogshit cherry on the dogshit sundae - barely legible.

The sticky back plastic worktops in the kitchen are on, I think, their 2nd or 3rd iteration now and those are always similarly poorly done, especially around the corners - the over saturation hides a multitude of, I suspect, bubbles, scuffs, and mistakes but the big ones like the creasing and puckering and where its stretched over the corners etc is always visible. Unless she throws a tea towel over it. 👀👀👀
 
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Some People!

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Just... The most dismal thing. Ultra depressing.

The paving, the pebbledash, the damp, the dirt. Turns out that you can't gild a turd with sticky-backed plastic, duct tape or party balloons.

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RE: Landing tree & decor. Bizarre to put together such a ""statement"" tree then camouflage it so it's virtually invisible. The "redecoration" is somehow a downgrade too imo.
 
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Lucyxxxx

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Oh god are those pallets even fixed or has she just slung a few down and called it a day?! It doesn't look stable/safe at all. Nice to see she's ran out of house to assault so now the garden's getting a does of abuse instead. Mess
You know Tasha. Prepping things isn't exactly her forte. Imagine her teenage son wants to bring a girl home to meet the family, he would be dying of shame poor boy.
 
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Lucyxxxx

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Actually our daughter’s room and the living room (where we spend a lot of time) are the best two rooms in ours. The rest can wait 🤣 I did order some prints the other night and it just made me wonder how much she spends on stuff like that because they aren’t cheap.
Surely you'd use that money to I dunno, make the house nice?
 
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Some People!

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FYI, the "landing tree" is now going to be "an all year rounder".

Quite apart from how it looks, how is it not in the way?
She's quite happy to make at least half of her kitchen worktops unusable with *stuff*, so why not?
 
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Lucyxxxx

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Can you imagine being the landlord when she hands the property back?

He’s wandering around the house looking dumbstruck. His head rotating as he scans the floors, walls and ceilings. He’s trying to take it all in. The penny is dropping. it’s not just a few stickers and chequered walls.

Then a cry comes from upstairs bathroom.
“She’s even spray painted the fucking ball cock fluorescent pink”
Hahahahaha. Starts covering him in frog tape. It's the washing machine that gets me every time. The wrapping paper as wallpaper. 😂😂😂😂
 
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Mardymermaid

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Discovered this as I’m reading thread 1 of the glamorous house post this is headache inducing I don’t know how she relaxes
 
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