Prettypocketprojects

[Apple In My Pie]

Is her kid’s name Franklyn Friday or is she that self obsessed she thinks people want to see her kid every Friday, btw?

Same goes for the stairs. The same picture of the stairs all the time. Wtf. What is this the twilight zone hun.

I will say her kid’s room is nice. It looks almost normal. And entirely different to the rest of the house.

 

[SophiaAnda123]

Her Instagram account should come with a trigger warning - what in the crack den lsd hell is going on? Stairs made me sick and don’t get me started on that toilet.

 

[Venom]

Which is 7046789 different colours

She’s so toxic she’d have a paint stripper effect on it

 

[Caw1982]

Nooooooo. How will I cope without my dose of Uglyenormousprojects.

Fuck it, do your bedroom. Just get aload of fluorescent spray paint, some shitty wank stickers, get totally wankered on LSD and wine, blindfold yourself and start spraying and sticking!!! High jinx and a montage to this crazy fucker all in one night.
I'd say that's winning

 

[Unwashed_Communal]

Oh honey - They all start out like this, but then we crawl under your skin, you can’t sleep without us on the brain, your page isn’t growing because people like it.…. We’re laughing at the LSD trip that is your home.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Even on FB?!

Good thinking. She somehow out of 40k 100% not paid for followers managed to weed me out within minutes on insta

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Discovered this as I’m reading thread 1 of the glamorous house post this is headache inducing I don’t know how she relaxes

I was a Borderline hoarder til last year. My house was always nice and tidy looking but my cupboards were heaving to the brim of stuff I had just kept for the sake of keeping. Feel so much better now I've declutteted 90% of it. House feels alot lighter if that makes sense. Deep down she must wake up and feel like shit looking at it. Imagine walking on the sellotape floor first thing in the morning in this weather.

 

[Some People!]

Spotted in the "reveal" of the landing doorless cupboard (?).
Feels like baiting, and I'll bite

 

[JulesC]

I think it’s getting worse.

 

[Some People!]

Just came here to say…. That front door. Oh my god it’s ghastly! Oh, and none of the windows are even matching, it’s hilarious!!! Is it’s seriously just done up in electrical tape? And then the numbers just put on in leopard print tape as well, it’s not even symmetrical

I got in a thing about that last night but talked myself out of posting so as not to be quite such a petty bitch BUT HERE WE ARE!!

The front door is absolutely the fuckin pits. Even with the saturation turned all the way up you can still see how poorly done it is. She's done such a poor job around the moulding, the sticky back plastic is stretched and puckered all over the shop. Why settle for such a pisspoor job?!?!?!?!?!
The numbers are the dogshit cherry on the dogshit sundae - barely legible.

The sticky back plastic worktops in the kitchen are on, I think, their 2nd or 3rd iteration now and those are always similarly poorly done, especially around the corners - the over saturation hides a multitude of, I suspect, bubbles, scuffs, and mistakes but the big ones like the creasing and puckering and where its stretched over the corners etc is always visible. Unless she throws a tea towel over it.

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Oh no dont. It would be spray painted, have "fuck off" graffitied somewhere on it and be glued to her kitchen floor by the end of the day.

glued to her kitchen floor

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Spotted in the "reveal" of the landing doorless cupboard (?).
Feels like baiting, and I'll bite

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Soooooo different and unique. Why isn't the man of the house stepping in and intervening?

 

[Loopybird69]

YAS I’m off for a nose on my burner account

 

[Some People!]

Just... The most dismal thing. Ultra depressing.

The paving, the pebbledash, the damp, the dirt. Turns out that you can't gild a turd with sticky-backed plastic, duct tape or party balloons.

RE: Landing tree & decor. Bizarre to put together such a ""statement"" tree then camouflage it so it's virtually invisible. The "redecoration" is somehow a downgrade too imo.

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Beauts has she blocked me or deleted her page? can't find her anywhere.

You’re blocked

can you click this?

 

[Lucyxxxx]

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Never mind her floor, she needs to sellotape her fucking hands together to stop causing anymore chaos.

I wanted to sellotape my eyes together after seeing that mess! Not one good quality thing I've seen in the house either. Crates for a bed? Come on.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Oh god are those pallets even fixed or has she just slung a few down and called it a day?! It doesn't look stable/safe at all. Nice to see she's ran out of house to assault so now the garden's getting a does of abuse instead. Mess

You know Tasha. Prepping things isn't exactly her forte. Imagine her teenage son wants to bring a girl home to meet the family, he would be dying of shame poor boy.

 

[flamingflamingo]

Haha same. Apart from the 2 day bender bit lol. I'm still raging she blocked me. I wanna be able to look at it in real time and make me feel better about my own house

she has a tiktok if that will help

 

[Some People!]

She blocked me a while back. Screenshots for the fallen please?

I'm having a mare with getting a good screenshot, this'll have to do:

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Actually our daughter’s room and the living room (where we spend a lot of time) are the best two rooms in ours. The rest can wait I did order some prints the other night and it just made me wonder how much she spends on stuff like that because they aren’t cheap.

Surely you'd use that money to I dunno, make the house nice?