Prettypocketprojects

[Frankysaysrelax]

The poor landlord it’s gonna have to knock it down and build the house again

 

[Lucyxxxx]

@Lucyxxxx Every picture of her house I see gives me a headache and I’d like to personally thank you, because I followed this shitshow I now get recommended every maximalist explosion of crap house on Instagram. The algorithm thinks I like that ‘style’, I do not.

I'm so jealous. Can't believe my 2 fave insta car crashes have me blocked.

 

[Gossngiggles]

I just can’t imagine what the midwives and health visitor thought when they did their home visits. I am sure they were polite outwardly but must have been thinking wtf inside! I bet they showed their colleagues her Instagram page afterwards!

 

[Gossngiggles]

I know this thread is dead but I had to post this. What the fuck is that door?
I’m actually like colourful interesting stuff but it looks awful, not even finished nicely to get rid of air bubbles etc like a kids project.

 

[JulesC]

Hahahahaha. Starts covering him in frog tape. It's the washing machine that gets me every time. The wrapping paper as wallpaper.

Its all terrible but the washing machine really takes the biscuit doesn’t it?

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Honestly I looked at her feed and had to lie down in a darkroom. Her house gave me a fucking headache. He kid is gonna be so embarrassed to bring mates home to that.

She already has a teenager also forced to live in such conditions. Poor kid.

 

[nichew]

Jesus H Christ. I’m all for being creative but her landlord the poor bastard!!! Imagine doing a home inspection to see a crack den looking toilet that’s been spray painted. Some of the work is pretty creative though. Like the HP wall mural. But some of it is questionable.

Good luck finding the crack with all that crap pasted,sprayed,splashed and what ever else all over the place

 

[JulesC]

There’s a lot going on here, too much to comment on everything’s that wrong. I think the fence offends me the most (what da actual fuck?) followed very closely by the shit pallets being used as decking - wouldn’t let my kid near that.

 

[flamingflamingo]

I forgot I posted on here last week haha!
God just headache inducing! I couldn’t sit in that house
Ironic how a house that looks like a bad acid trip also makes you want to pour acid in your eyes

 

[JulesC]

So you're all just gonna ignore that tree on the landing are you? Make me draw attention to it? And the new decor around it? And the Christmas door makeover? You're making me watch these things with my good eyes? And no one else feels like this needs a mention? The woman needs sectioning. Makes me feel grubby, like I'd get a splinter walking around in her house.

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Oh my. I haven’t checked in on her for a while. How is she getting worse?

An acid trip would be less psychedelic 🫠

 

[karen1409]

How on earth do you get through the door?

 

[pommynoir]

I’m guessing this is what her house *should* look like

 

[pommynoir]

Dresses are revolting. Nuff said

I actually really like the dress. on the other girl not her though. Im a fan of a bold midi and white runners though . She tagged George so I even checked the asda website for it but couldn’t find it

No idea lol. Maybe she thought I was that Lucy girl from tattle.

No way did she do in a couple of hours what Marcus and his cronies have been trying to do for months

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Is her kid’s name Franklyn Friday or is she that self obsessed she thinks people want to see her kid every Friday, btw?

Same goes for the stairs. The same picture of the stairs all the time. Wtf. What is this the twilight zone hun.

I will say her kid’s room is nice. It looks almost normal. And entirely different to the rest of the house.

 

[SophiaAnda123]

Her Instagram account should come with a trigger warning - what in the crack den lsd hell is going on? Stairs made me sick and don’t get me started on that toilet.

 

[Caw1982]

Nooooooo. How will I cope without my dose of Uglyenormousprojects.

Fuck it, do your bedroom. Just get aload of fluorescent spray paint, some shitty wank stickers, get totally wankered on LSD and wine, blindfold yourself and start spraying and sticking!!! High jinx and a montage to this crazy fucker all in one night.
I'd say that's winning

 

[Unwashed_Communal]

Oh honey - They all start out like this, but then we crawl under your skin, you can’t sleep without us on the brain, your page isn’t growing because people like it.…. We’re laughing at the LSD trip that is your home.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Even on FB?!

Good thinking. She somehow out of 40k 100% not paid for followers managed to weed me out within minutes on insta

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Discovered this as I’m reading thread 1 of the glamorous house post this is headache inducing I don’t know how she relaxes

I was a Borderline hoarder til last year. My house was always nice and tidy looking but my cupboards were heaving to the brim of stuff I had just kept for the sake of keeping. Feel so much better now I've declutteted 90% of it. House feels alot lighter if that makes sense. Deep down she must wake up and feel like shit looking at it. Imagine walking on the sellotape floor first thing in the morning in this weather.

 

[Some People!]

Spotted in the "reveal" of the landing doorless cupboard (?).
Feels like baiting, and I'll bite