Pregnancy #26 Sponsored by Beryl and Keith

[I’mThankyou_]

I think about you all too. Littlepotato is absolutely fine and coping well, but I’ve had to protect him a bit from support teams who basically want to talk to him about what’s happened. Littlepotato is so sensitive (he cried for two days over pikachu fainting in detective pikachu) and for him, Dorothy was an “idea” as we only mentioned her a few times as everything was so up and down with her. HusbandPotato is absolutely fine, he’s got therapy and one of his friends runs a support group so he’s going to try and attend that. So far I’ve declined therapy purely as I just can’t keep going over it, I’m exhausted. I went to see The Last Duel at the weekend as Adam Driver can cure any depression, so that’s progress.

I can’t wait to be pregnant again. I’ll see you all again one day.

Little Potato is a trooper like his Mama, boys are so sensitive, it sounds like you have done the right thing.

Grief isn't linear, especially the grief you are experiencing there's no text book way to handle it. I'm glad you all have the support you need (especially Adam Driver, someone needs to prescribe him to you tbf).

Your hairless bumhole and your sarcasm has truly been missed. I actually picked up some veet in Asda and it made me chuckle, Mr Thankyou thought I'd lost my mind.

We are always here

 

[Jellybean093]

Hello, it’s small potato here. I’m alive, and I’m okay. I don’t really have a lot more to say really, except that we take each day as it comes. We named our girl Dorothy Leia Thursday (a name after a song, Princess Leia and a character in a book in which I first met Husband over), and despite everything being hard, nothing is harder than ripping off a softpore bandage from your stomach and taking away half your ginger pubes.

Lots of love potato family we’ve missed you xx

 

[Dipdab]

Hello, it’s small potato here. I’m alive, and I’m okay. I don’t really have a lot more to say really, except that we take each day as it comes. We named our girl Dorothy Leia Thursday (a name after a song, Princess Leia and a character in a book in which I first met Husband over), and despite everything being hard, nothing is harder than ripping off a softpore bandage from your stomach and taking away half your ginger pubes.

Good to hear from you small potato! Sending you and your family lots of love and hugs

 

[Hannah_204]

precisely! Had to confess to husband what I’m famous for on here, and he remarked that he never even noticed my hairless bum hole. Way to kick me when I’m down?

Small potato is back!!!
It’s better that he hasn’t noticed your hairless bum hole than he’s noticed a hairy bum hole!

Dorothy is a beautiful name

Wish we could all give you a big hug xx

 

[nurseren]

Small potato is back!!!
It’s better that he hasn’t noticed your hairless bum hole than he’s noticed a hairy bum hole!

Dorothy is a beautiful name

Wish we could all give you a big hug xx

ah I’m off again as I’m a bit of a fraud aren’t I? Plus I feel like I give off massive negative energy. I just wanted to say that I love you all very much.

 

[Belle Amie]

Hello, it’s small potato here. I’m alive, and I’m okay. I don’t really have a lot more to say really, except that we take each day as it comes. We named our girl Dorothy Leia Thursday (a name after a song, Princess Leia and a character in a book in which I first met Husband over), and despite everything being hard, nothing is harder than ripping off a softpore bandage from your stomach and taking away half your ginger pubes.

Sending so much love to the Potato family!
I’m starting to struggle with shaving and I thought about you (in a none creepy way) and i couldn’t for the life of me remember if it was veet or nair you burnt your bum with but I knew I needed to get it.
Glad you’re still cracking jokes

 

[DaisyDaisy87]

Hello, it’s small potato here. I’m alive, and I’m okay. I don’t really have a lot more to say really, except that we take each day as it comes. We named our girl Dorothy Leia Thursday (a name after a song, Princess Leia and a character in a book in which I first met Husband over), and despite everything being hard, nothing is harder than ripping off a softpore bandage from your stomach and taking away half your ginger pubes.

Sooooo good to hear from you! We’ve all missed you so much, it’s not the same without your one liners and hearing about little potato’s antics!

Her name sounds absolutely perfect, sending so much love to the potato fam! X

 

[nurseren]

Sending so much love to the Potato family!
I’m starting to struggle with shaving and I thought about you (in a none creepy way) and i couldn’t for the life of me remember if it was veet or nair you burnt your bum with but I knew I needed to get it.
Glad you’re still cracking jokes

Nair I can’t say no to it’s £1 price tag, but the risk it poses to my bumhole is way too high!

 

[Hannah_204]

ah I’m off again as I’m a bit of a fraud aren’t I? Plus I feel like I give off massive negative energy. I just wanted to say that I love you all very much.

Your not a fraud at all and welcome anytime you feel like it!

 

[nurseren]

Sooooo good to hear from you! We’ve all missed you so much, it’s not the same without your one liners and hearing about little potato’s antics!

Her name sounds absolutely perfect, sending so much love to the potato fam! X

littlepotato has actually been surprisingly well behaved, however his new favourite hobby is to stand outside and wave at me through the ring bell he’s just started gymnastics as somehow he went DOWN a class in swimming (how??? Just how???) and I’d love to say he’s tit but he did a spin on the double bars!!!

wait forgot that he put tissue paper in his bum cheeks and told me he was a dog. I retract my first sentence.

 

[Definitelyme]

@nurseren so glad to hear from you, lovely lady. I will confess I don’t know what to say, so just want you to know I’ve thought of you, HusbandPotato, LittlePotato and Dorothy(NewPotato) so often. Great that HusbandPotato has been seeking help that he finds useful, and that LittlePotato hasn’t been too caught up in negative emotions. He swims like a potato too then?!

 

[Bwacac]

Hello ladies I’ve got about 30 pages to catch up on as I’ve been a bit MIA congratulations to anyone whose had their baby since page 22 of the last thread I will go back and read them all as I still adore this thread.

Anyhow I’ve come on to post that the beautiful small potato has been in touch with me and she would like me to update you all. She said she heard that the name Keith was in decline and thought of the tattle ladies discussing it straight away!! And by the looks of the thread title she was spot on she said she misses us all and has good and bad days but can see happier times on the horizon. She said to tell you she used Nair last night and thought of everyone on here. Even after all she’s been through her sense of humour and strength shone through in her message. I told her we all think about her and send her lots of love what an amazing woman.

 

[I’mThankyou_]

littlepotato has actually been surprisingly well behaved, however his new favourite hobby is to stand outside and wave at me through the ring bell he’s just started gymnastics as somehow he went DOWN a class in swimming (how??? Just how???) and I’d love to say he’s tit but he did a spin on the double bars!!!

wait forgot that he put tissue paper in his bum cheeks and told me he was a dog. I retract my first sentence.

Go little potato!! At least he didn't spin and fall of and have a mash potato arm!

 

[Bwacac]

Hello ladies I’ve got about 30 pages to catch up on as I’ve been a bit MIA congratulations to anyone whose had their baby since page 22 of the last thread I will go back and read them all as I still adore this thread.

Anyhow I’ve come on to post that the beautiful small potato has been in touch with me and she would like me to update you all. She said she heard that the name Keith was in decline and thought of the tattle ladies discussing it straight away!! And by the looks of the thread title she was spot on she said she misses us all and has good and bad days but can see happier times on the horizon. She said to tell you she used Nair last night and thought of everyone on here. Even after all she’s been through her sense of humour and strength shone through in her message. I told her we all think about her and send her lots of love what an amazing woman.

Hooray I can see she’s posted. Isn’t she amazing!!!

 

[Belle Amie]

Nair I can’t say no to it’s £1 price tag, but the risk it poses to my bumhole is way too high!

I’m going to invest this weekend, with a review like yours you can’t go wrong!

 

[nurseren]

@nurseren so glad to hear from you, lovely lady. I will confess I don’t know what to say, so just want you to know I’ve thought of you, HusbandPotato, LittlePotato and Dorothy(NewPotato) so often. Great that HusbandPotato has been seeking help that he finds useful, and that LittlePotato hasn’t been too caught up in negative emotions. He swims like a potato too then?!

Considering that littlepotato is literally my clone (he got recognised as my kid in a Starbucks by someone at work, who then saw me several seconds later) he does not possess my only two talents which is swimming and drawing. He’s dogshite at both. He told his teacher that he hates art and drawing as it’s, “gustin” (that’s disgusting)

At least you say that you don’t know what to say. Both myself and husband feel as if we are tainted and there’s a moment hesitation with people when they see us and talk to us, it’s hard to explain. One of our school run mums is amazing and will text us most days to make sure we are okay. Husband has been amazing and does the School run, plus he took littlepotato to a party this weekend. I’m struggling with socialising and seeing people, and this includes my own mum. It’s so embarrassing but I had a stutter when I was younger and it’s come back with an vengeance. I stood in Asda trying to talk to a pharmacist, and in the end I gave up.

but like I said I am going to log out now!!! Good luck ladies, I miss you all!

 

[onlyheretoorbit]

Oh no, looks like I just missed small potato! So happy to hear from you though - your little potato stories made me laugh, he sounds like such a character
Hope we’ll see you on here again soon.

 

[calmyourritas]

I just cried reading the messages from our smallpotato So glad to hear from her.

I’m currently inhaling a McDonald’s because it’s Monday and why not?

 

[miamae]

Hello, it’s small potato here. I’m alive, and I’m okay. I don’t really have a lot more to say really, except that we take each day as it comes. We named our girl Dorothy Leia Thursday (a name after a song, Princess Leia and a character in a book in which I first met Husband over), and despite everything being hard, nothing is harder than ripping off a softpore bandage from your stomach and taking away half your ginger pubes.

You are such an amazingly strong lady. I am so sorry you have had to go through this, I’m sure your daughter was absolutely beautiful! Sending all my love to you and your lovely family Xx

 

[grumpycat]

Hello, it’s small potato here. I’m alive, and I’m okay. I don’t really have a lot more to say really, except that we take each day as it comes. We named our girl Dorothy Leia Thursday (a name after a song, Princess Leia and a character in a book in which I first met Husband over), and despite everything being hard, nothing is harder than ripping off a softpore bandage from your stomach and taking away half your ginger pubes.

I’ve not been around these parts much but I had a quick nose and it made my heart glow seeing small potato post Sending so much love to the baddest potato on the block