Ahhhhhh I just need an anonymous rant because I love my friend and she's trying to help in her quirky little weird way but I want to deck her
![See-no-evil monkey :see_no_evil: 🙈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f648.png)
We were just chatting on the phone and I was complaining about what my midwife has essentially confirmed as SPD and how my pelvis crunches when I move and I can't sleep from the pain laying in bed causes me... And she will not stop suggesting I put lavender oil on my wrists and keep
bleeping crystals near me
![Exploding head :exploding_head: 🤯](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92f.png)
she's into all witchy stuff, and I love that about her, but WOMAN
![Face with steam from nose :triumph: 😤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f624.png)
I want drugs. Not flowers and rocks.
![Face with steam from nose :triumph: 😤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f624.png)