Mine has just had the audacity to tell me HES TIRED. Aye I'm sure you are mate, all the fucking snoring alone in a king size bed must have took it right out of you.My partner just had thr AUDACITY to say we have just done a good shop and could cook something for lunch
Boy I am 38 weeks pregnant, sore, tired and having cravings...
GET ME CHICKEN SELECTS AND A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE
We can be eachothers alibi if you want.