I’ve thought about it but ultimately I’m too chicken
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Pretty sure ol’ Timmah would cope fine as he’s got balls. Honestly though, it was fine. Just a bit sore for a few hours.I’ve thought about it but ultimately I’m too chicken
I rely thought it was just the arm of his glasses. Dearie me.The eyeliner. I can'tFor the love of god, someone show him how to do his make-up properly.
You got eyeliner tattooed on? Why did I not know that was possible! Off to research as it takes me forever as I have hooded lids and the normal ways don’t seem to work.
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Christ on a bike. I just looked it up and a) being a women sucks sometimes b) why oh why the flip would you put that in a Facebook group
That is definite nightmare fodder!
So I've realised that someone I know from uni (who is quite a well known organist - in organ circles that is) is of course FB friends with Timtimthepiperssonstoleapigandawayherun. Thankfully I see no evidence of any interaction between them in recent times.
There's no escape is there, it's like 6 degrees of separation and somehow everyone on here is probably only a friend of a friend away from him and the sharpie eyeliner, terrifying!
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Yes, had it done about 4 years ago so it’s not as dark now but I love it. I’m lucky that I have someone nearby who had won awards so didn’t hesitate to get them done. 100% recommend
He looks like he’s got dressed in the dark and I can’t stand his creepy sideways smirk and his bloody crossed feet.
Timmy Timmy Timberley please please don’t dress like that ever again. It looks tit, you look tit and honestly you can’t even pass as a woman if I pretend I’m blind….
that’s an ….unfortunate…. LookJust seen the next line up for House of Games. I assume this is a Popsy? I don't know who she is, but she even has the mis-matched tights. The Poopettes are gonna be beside themselves
It's like this on purpose. Makes him even more OTT which is exactly the thing he's going for!The eyeliner. I can't
I'm a fan of Hell Bunny but that is not an every day coat, and on TimTimminyTimTimminyTimTimCherooo it looks like he raided an eight year old's party clothes wardrobe. It's much too short/ small/ overly feminine to work. Distinct child catcher vibes.
Although as much as it pains me, I give him credit for the non hiking boots.
Although as much as it pains me, I give him credit for the non hiking boots.
I've got that coat. Between that, shiny boots and all the people bundled into awkward layers under their frocks this is like a slow motion intervention on my clothing choices 
It’s giving Veruca Salt vibes.
(Except in this version Wonka stole Veruca Salt’s dress and wears is around the factory at night when the Oompa Loompas go home).
(Except in this version Wonka stole Veruca Salt’s dress and wears is around the factory at night when the Oompa Loompas go home).
Oh my word you have totally got it, Verucca Salt with Willy Wonka hair.
Definite Verucca Salt 
I want an oompa-loompa and a chocolate river and a trained squirrel and access to women‘s spaces, and if I don’t get them, right now, I’m going to scream!
And that, boys and girls, is how Timmy Salt turned purple - three course dinner chewing gum.
I want an oompa-loompa and a chocolate river and a trained squirrel and access to women‘s spaces, and if I don’t get them, right now, I’m going to scream!
And that, boys and girls, is how Timmy Salt turned purple - three course dinner chewing gum.
Uncanny
SIBWN Nik is absolutely encouraging me to sell what I have left of my Popsy frocks. I’m a size 18 and if that’s what I look like in them… 
I wonder if they've been caught out and have been made to add that bit.Transparency!
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