Poppy Adams #5 The vagina monologues

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Thanks to @Sozhun for the winning title.

I hope I've set this up right, I thought this had the most likes. There was another post that sounded like a title, but wasn't suggested as one and I couldn't fit it in.

Update on Poppy
She still talks about sex, seems desperate for it and carries around a soft toy dick.
Still living at home
She goes for drives at random times of the night
She's still a twat!

Sorry, I've wrote this is thread 4 and it's thread 5 and I can't edit it.

 

[Mo Harris]

Ooh what rules do they break?? I’m an Etsy seller (not of these boxes) but wonder what the rules were.

Nothing in those tat boxes ever looks like it’s actually been handmade by the seller, I think she’s buying it all in and just putting it together in boxes. If I’m right, Etsy consider that as re-selling, which is supposedly against the rules but they’re not great at enforcing it.

I only sell on Etsy as a hobby, but it annoys me as it’s supposed to be a handmade market place, and people who run handmade businesses are having to compete with mass produced tat peddlers who shouldn’t really be on there. The fact that this one is being assisted by an ultra beggy influencer like Poppy makes it even more annoying.

 

[Marge Bouvier]

When she tries to do those ‘sexy’ faces/the open mouth pose... it makes me want to die with embarrassment

 

[Blahblah93]

Why does she fancy guys that look excatly like her brother? Bloody weird.

 

[MoaningMyrtle2019]

I really get a 'vibe' (as poppy would say) that she really hates being fat. She seems like one of those fat girls that are low key bitches because she loathes her body and wishes to have a flatter frame

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Why did this instantly make me think of Poppy?

 

[Chip1984]

Happy to report that the black and green asos dress looks a damn sight better on me than her

 

[urghmummybloggers]

He’s going to be pissed off that he shut on one of his busiest days of the year and poppy can’t even put a reel up to advertise now:

I don’t believe it - no sane business man would shut today

 

[SamB1991]

View attachment 485003Why is her bum such a weird shape? Who’s backside is actually like that?! No ones?

I think that’s actually a shelf of fat at the bottom of her back, her ass is under that and I imagine it’s quite flat and inverted - not quite the ‘bootay’ she makes out she has!

 

[Bagpuss7]

Because it's super important that her hair looks good for when she's sat in her room or car talking shite ! She really is vacuous waste of space !

 

[Scragbags]

Gutted I have a a full time job that has me knackered and I still couldn't afford half of that boots haul in my budget! I'm bitter today

 

[Not_A_Troll]

If it did happen there’s a truck driver out there in need of counselling

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

I wonder if poppy realises the damage she does when she posts her catfishing photos... I’m a size 16 and would be lying if I said that Poppy’s photos don’t have me doubting myself so much. She often looks smaller than me and I have zero stomach (I had a tummy tuck and am not kidding, I’m as flat as a pancake)

 

[Peachylite]

talking about her bum and appreciating ‘ your penis is Inside it’

That’s because i imagine it’s not easy to find the other hole with her stomach

 

[Instafamous1]

I really don’t get it! If they know it’s being shared on Poppy’s insta with loads of followers it’s obviously going to cause some drama. Even if they didn’t wear masks they could’ve just worn them for that stupid pointless fucking reel lol

 

[Crazymum]

She looks like a joint of gammon in that suit

Oh no not the gammon talk I’m surprised Jess hasn’t been given this suit too. Danielle vanier looks better in it than poppy and I hate saying that .

 

[Lurkaroundyou]

Anyone a bit perplexed by her last story? Asking who would be offended by that guy admitting that her size was a factor in why he swiped on her? Tinder is a purely visual app, people don’t swipe on you because of your great personality which they don’t know you have yet, so of course men who like bigger girls are more likely to swipe on her. If she wanted to be judged on more than her body she shouldn’t be on tinder!

 

[uglybettybetty]

Just like to state that I’m naturally not an insecure person but lately maybe I’m not sure how im feeling but seeing poppy look so tiny in some
Of those outfits when she says she’s wearing a size 24 when I’m a size 16 and I feel like she looks smaller than me!

It’s worth noting she’s taller I believe? I mean she wears size 9 shoes so it could be that she’s quite taller. I’m a size 16/18 and I’m 5’4 and I look fatter because I’m shorter

Just like to state that I’m naturally not an insecure person but lately maybe I’m not sure how im feeling but seeing poppy look so tiny in some
Of those outfits when she says she’s wearing a size 24 when I’m a size 16 and I feel like she looks smaller than me!

Also another thing is that she works the angles to the MAX!!! Even before her wls, when she’d pose for photos she’d look so so so slender and tiny! But then you’ll see a photo of her in real life and she looks feckin HUGE!!! If you look at her photos she has where she’s on the beach in the pink jacket you’ll see she looks really large. She’s a huge catfish

Look at that belly

Convinced they’re related...

 

[ellalouise1778]

Exhausted from bumming off her parents and seeing her mates. Tough life, Poppy hun.

 

[Bagpuss7]

I do wonder if she wears those boots & trainers because her feet are so wide/fat that no other footwear fit her.

Oh but Miss Poppy wears strappy heels all the time - well when she's posing in dresses in order to profit off affiliate links she does !

She's another one that is very good at pretending she goes out wearing dresses / heels but the reality is she lives in ugly clumpy trainers and those really massive black boots