Poppy Adams #5 The vagina monologues

[FlabberDabberDoo]

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Is shaving your arsehole a thing then? She’s disgusting!

The itch from shaving your fanny is bad enough I’d rather have a hairy bumhole than have an itchy arse

 

[spookyboo]

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply there was anything wrong with that if that's how it came across.

Oh no not at all! It was more a disclaimer for myself!

Interestingly enough I was just looking at the Donald Stanley shoot she did recently compared to a picture she took and posted herself. I think they speak for themselves..

 

[missbct]

Poppy who has massive anxiety about lockdown lifting going to an appointment to have her nails done. Less than a week after the haircut.

Sure Jan.

Meanwhile the rest of us with crippling anxiety about normal life are still doing the same thing and worrying about how they’ll ever emerge out of it.

 

[Sozhun]

Twins

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Literally everything Poppy says:

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

I still can’t get my head around what’s going on with her arse

It’s the fact she literally thinks shes so bootylicious that gets me

 

[Furnessian]

My parents would have given me their last penny if I had really needed it. What they absolutely would not have done was indulge me to the point where I was a 28 year old baby with no idea how to actually support myself if the chips were down. Good for them that they have done so well for themselves but their kids are horribly spoilt. What’s Poppy going to do when her Insta days are over?

 

[HanHan.]

Christ hell of a difference in these 2 photos. Can’t help but think she’s touched the first one up?

 

[Not_A_Troll]

I would love Mac to sue her for libel, but I doubt that would ever happen. She has just said that Mac test on animals, which surprised me, anyway a quick Google says that they don't test on animals. I'd have thought she'd get things like that right.

Mac is owned by Estée Lauder, whose animal testing policy is not to test on animals unless required by law. But because MAC is sold in China, where animal testing is required, MAC isn’t a cruelty-free company.

 

[Eastlondoner]

Why is she wearing a blue dress from little house on the prairie?

 

[GiftedNotFree]

The funniest part is that her chat / banter is just as cringe as the guy she’s calling cringe she really does think she’s hilarious.

 

[Aliceinw0nderland]

Of all the clothes she's been gifted / given for free these last couple of months
She chose THAT to wear on her first night out? 🥲

 

[Lollipop19]

The sharing of messages oversteps the mark in my opinion. Every few weeks we get a random feminsit rant about consent etc. but so ironic that she shares private messages someone else has sent her with zero consent. They're not even that cringe or funny weird. Something about them might put you off but they're just the normal awkward first chat you get on dating apps. I'd be mortified if I knew someone I'd messaged shared the messages I sent, even if they are anonymous

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Imagine as a grown woman, rather than get an actual job you actually just pissed about pretending to be employed.... the mind boggles.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I was about to same the exact same!! I’m a 16/18 & I feel like a giant troll in comparison to some of her pics. What’s the trick?!

She’s like an optical illusion at this point.

 

[uglybettybetty]

I'm glad she's had sex in lockdown and blatantly posted about it for the world to see how much of a moron she is. Wonder if she wore a mask like when she had her hair done 🥱

The thought of Poppy, huge belly shaking side to side, arse gelatinously moving about and her heavy breathing while humping some poor unsuspecting lads knob haunts me

 

[Sozhun]

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Her style is just so odd. It's like edgy teenager crossed with dodgy art teacher. Considering she eye fucks herself in a pretty dress and heels in the mirror she never seems to go out like that. Its always a ''just raided the rails at oxfam'' kind of look
That fucking hat too

 

[Punchy1988]

How many 'besties' does Poppy have? Feel like every day she's posting about another best mates birthday, makes me feel dead lonely

 

[AllGreyEverything]

I get major king size homer (the simpsons) vibes from all of that Donald Stanley shite.

 

[Alicejg123]

So todays tinder share...

He tells her she’s beautiful, states that he is younger and I’m guessing is a bigger guy so lacks in some self confidence and is surprised she swiped right for him. But poppy continues to slate the poor guy and acts creeped out hes from Somerset and wants to meet??? WTF . She set her distance on tinder and its a dating site! You meet people!!

For someone who harps on about body positivity she doesn’t half shame people.