Poppy Adams #4 A boyfriend brother and a droopy purple tit, honestly you couldn't make up this
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Cheap sunglasses to me are £7.99 a pair from new look...
To be fair the glasses were ... I had a look because liked the last pair 
The milky bar gifting was so random....and I was a wee bit envious haha
The milky bar gifting was so random....and I was a wee bit envious haha
I hope that for any of you that swipe up on her stories, you clear your browsing cookies! Otherwise any purchases you make on that website for 30 days after the swipe, Poppy will make money from.To be fair the glasses were ... I had a look because liked the last pair
The milky bar gifting was so random....and I was a wee bit envious haha
I hate this. This shouldn’t even be allowed to happen! I bet so many people don’t realise and swipe up and don’t clear their cookies. They probably earn hundreds from unsuspecting people !I hope that for any of you that swipe up on her stories, you clear your browsing cookies! Otherwise any purchases you make on that website for 30 days after the swipe, Poppy will make money from.
...Annnnnd she's talking sex again 
We get it hun, you're thirsty. We can literally see by the saliva strings in your mouth that you're drier than your DM's. How about instead of driving round aimlessly then doing stories in your car about all the ways you've ever had sex and your totally successful dating life you go and do something productive with your day? Go drink some water and do a day's work like a normal person instead of sponging off Mummy and Daddy
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It’s just embarrassing, I don’t get why you’d want anyone to know this stuff
She is literally the most desperate person I’ve ever had the misfortune of watching. And the thing is guys can sniff it out a mile away when a girl is desperate and usually they run a mile... not surprised she’s so unlucky in love when she’s so gagging for it
We get it hun, you're thirsty. We can literally see by the saliva strings in your mouth that you're drier than your DM's. How about instead of driving round aimlessly then doing stories in your car about all the ways you've ever had sex and your totally successful dating life you go and do something productive with your day? Go drink some water and do a day's work like a normal person instead of sponging off Mummy and Daddy
It’s really irritating me how long it’s taking to get to the end of the story... I’m guessing he doesn’t talk to her after she leaves!
I'm wondering if this was the guy from the mouse gate air bnb
She reminds me of one of my ex’s. She’d only had one or two relationships who both cheated on her.After that she became very sexual- the confidence she’d lost she tried to make up for by literally throwing herself whenever she could, any opportunity to have sex, so that she could feel that want from men yet she was still strung up over her ex. Poppy’s like for like
only thing- at least if your up for a bunk up she’d be one mega cheap date
only thing- at least if your up for a bunk up she’d be one mega cheap date
It says a lot that her ‘best date’ was one when she got dropped for not having sex with him
And the moral of that story was she wished she’d had sex with the guy who ghosted her
And the moral of that story was she wished she’d had sex with the guy who ghosted her
Called it! That story took two hours... TWO HOURS!!
If she put as much effort into literally anything as she does driving aimlessly in her car and chatting tit to insta stories, she might actually achieve something with her day.
She’s mortifying.
She’s mortifying.
I like the gossip
But I didn't understand all? Someone please explain!!
He is the perfect date but she won't have sex with him because a friend told her no to have sex on first dates and above all because she hasn't shaved... hummm... but she stays all night and in the morning "things happened, not everything but things happened" (we get it, he didn't penetrate you).
By the way, the perfect guy sounded suspicious. "My mum would love you, my family would love you, my housemates will love you". Do men in the UK really say that on a first date?
Run, Poppy, run!!
God that was so cringeworthy and painful to listen to.
She has very outdated views when it comes to body hair - it’s not “clean” poppy, I’m sure you can barely see it anyways
The lies and delusion this woman can tell herself is unreal - it’s so unsafe to just duck off to someone’s house you don’t know just because you’re not a “rules” person.
Some people are very cordial with one night stands, he clearly wants to duck you and leave and the red flags she’s ignoring her are comical.
I honestly feel sad that the man offering a-pair of bleeping joggers and saying she can stay for a shag in the morning makes her feel like she has a fella.
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She has very outdated views when it comes to body hair - it’s not “clean” poppy, I’m sure you can barely see it anyways
The lies and delusion this woman can tell herself is unreal - it’s so unsafe to just duck off to someone’s house you don’t know just because you’re not a “rules” person.
Some people are very cordial with one night stands, he clearly wants to duck you and leave and the red flags she’s ignoring her are comical.
I honestly feel sad that the man offering a-pair of bleeping joggers and saying she can stay for a shag in the morning makes her feel like she has a fella.
Tragic
Nothing wrong with being very sexual. On the contrary. But she's not, she just sounds desperate.
The fact she had to be told not to have sex on the first date means her MO is having sex on the first date then being ditched. But if she didn’t have sex on the first date and still got ditched maybe it’s not the sex it’s the shite personality. And I’m in no way slut shaming, have all the sex you want.
She is honestly a desperate mess, she needs to sort her life out. She’s pining after dick like it’s the bleeping elder wand and is going to solve all her problems.
I have said it so many times I’m quite a liberated person and the way she goes on trying to pretend she’s this sexual goddess makes my bleeping skin crawl.
She is honestly a desperate mess, she needs to sort her life out. She’s pining after dick like it’s the bleeping elder wand and is going to solve all her problems.
I have said it so many times I’m quite a liberated person and the way she goes on trying to pretend she’s this sexual goddess makes my bleeping skin crawl.
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I’m a big girl (size 26) but don’t have a particularly big belly, and I would struggle to shave as you can’t see what you’re doing, one of the things I can’t wait for is being able to get a wax again
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