Poppy Adams #36 Queer Eye for the Straight Lie

[rogueapostrophe]

Happy Edinburgh pride…. But will she actually go!? Doubtful considering she has no friends or community in Edinburgh. HB is probably on a flight up just now.

Why does she do that stupid face? It looks hideous when she puckers up like that.

 

[Freefalling]

I agree. Although I think she would struggle not being “the pretty one”. She likes to feel superior and like HBP is punching.

This is true, her ego wouldn't allow it

She's totally lost herself

 

[Wildrosesez]

Super low engagement on her Pride post compared to the waistcoat and cheap-looking skirt reel.

Yes, no comments and way less likes

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Interesting that she is in Edinburgh (for some reason) and Hagrid had a gig at Usher Hall last night and Poppy didn’t go. wonder if that friendship is over.

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Do we think Poppy has introduced HBP to Brad? Absolute pair of mullets them 2.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Those stripes do nothing for that huge apron, what an ego she has

Has she even left her holiday home this week?

She can’t leave, she can’t walk - she’s housebound until the backpack comes up to visit

 

[holliebollie]

Poppy is female. HBP is female. This means poppy is homosexual (same sex attracted) or bisexual (both sexes). HBP saying she’s NB doesn’t change the fact she’s female. I say this as someone who has had a relationship with a woman so I’m in the ‘rainbow community’

 

[verucca_salt]

Poppy is female. HBP is female. This means poppy is homosexual (same sex attracted) or bisexual (both sexes). HBP saying she’s NB doesn’t change the fact she’s female. I say this as someone who has had a relationship with a woman so I’m in the ‘rainbow community’

Oh bore off

 

[Wildrosesez]

I always think this. Like they both look like they smell of damp clothes and both need a hot shower in detol!!!!

Omg yes the damp clothes, they do give those vibes

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Is it just me or is she talking more politely than usual? Got her posh voice on trying to fool us all into thinking she’s not a desperate twat.

 

[Lunamoon13]

So after her rapid delete of everything lovehoney last night she's gone quiet. Sulking somewhere maybe after doing something wrong and getting called up on it?

Missed this... What happened??

 

[rogueapostrophe]

I repeat, no one normal who has a normal life has time to create a 4 course breakfast every morning as she does. Her life is so boring 🥱

She is mummy’s special little girl. She’s never do anything NORMAL!

 

[stevenseagull]

Jesus fucking Christ!!!

 

[missbct]

I just saw the reel on her main of the love honey wank fest and I can visibly see how much weight she’s regained.

 

[Freefalling]

Why does she keep inviting Backpack up? Is it just for carer duties? If so, you'd expect Plops to move Backpack in full time but I guess she's keeping an eye out for some local lad to fall at her feet and proclaim how beautiful she is.

Not likely, it's not happened once in all the time she's been here. She's been left with no option but to bat for the other team

 

[RoundTheTwist]

By the looks of HBP due to the lack of portion control provided by Pythag and their obsession with over feeding everyone the carer may also need their own carer soon.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

What the fuck is going on?

Probably TikTok followers.

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Can only assume she was referring to her make up being a fave look in some of those pics because that mullet in the majority ain't the one surely!

 

[Freefalling]

Where do I even start?

Her hair like Richard O'Brians in Rocky Horror.

Is she on the loo?

 

[Robbie09]

Deluded bint. GGS for boobs but doesn’t need to wear a bra