Poppy Adams #36 Queer Eye for the Straight Lie

[GiftedNotFree]

Interesting that she is in Edinburgh (for some reason) and Hagrid had a gig at Usher Hall last night and Poppy didn’t go. wonder if that friendship is over.

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Do we think Poppy has introduced HBP to Brad? Absolute pair of mullets them 2.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Those stripes do nothing for that huge apron, what an ego she has

Has she even left her holiday home this week?

She can’t leave, she can’t walk - she’s housebound until the backpack comes up to visit

 

[holliebollie]

Poppy is female. HBP is female. This means poppy is homosexual (same sex attracted) or bisexual (both sexes). HBP saying she’s NB doesn’t change the fact she’s female. I say this as someone who has had a relationship with a woman so I’m in the ‘rainbow community’

 

[Wildrosesez]

I always think this. Like they both look like they smell of damp clothes and both need a hot shower in detol!!!!

Omg yes the damp clothes, they do give those vibes

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Is it just me or is she talking more politely than usual? Got her posh voice on trying to fool us all into thinking she’s not a desperate twat.

 

[jamdhanihash]

Poppy Lazarou

Dead.

 

[Lunamoon13]

So after her rapid delete of everything lovehoney last night she's gone quiet. Sulking somewhere maybe after doing something wrong and getting called up on it?

Missed this... What happened??

 

[rogueapostrophe]

I repeat, no one normal who has a normal life has time to create a 4 course breakfast every morning as she does. Her life is so boring 🥱

She is mummy’s special little girl. She’s never do anything NORMAL!

 

[stevenseagull]

Jesus fucking Christ!!!

 

[missbct]

I just saw the reel on her main of the love honey wank fest and I can visibly see how much weight she’s regained.

 

[Freefalling]

Why does she keep inviting Backpack up? Is it just for carer duties? If so, you'd expect Plops to move Backpack in full time but I guess she's keeping an eye out for some local lad to fall at her feet and proclaim how beautiful she is.

Not likely, it's not happened once in all the time she's been here. She's been left with no option but to bat for the other team

 

[RoundTheTwist]

By the looks of HBP due to the lack of portion control provided by Pythag and their obsession with over feeding everyone the carer may also need their own carer soon.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

What the fuck is going on?

Probably TikTok followers.

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Can only assume she was referring to her make up being a fave look in some of those pics because that mullet in the majority ain't the one surely!

 

[Freefalling]

Where do I even start?

Her hair like Richard O'Brians in Rocky Horror.

Is she on the loo?

 

[Robbie09]

Deluded bint. GGS for boobs but doesn’t need to wear a bra

 

[erinlala]

Has Poppy told us about her Botox? Literally no shade I am a Botox getter myself (love it!) but those talking in the car things made it so obvious and I couldn’t mind if she’d ever said?

 

[tootootoot]

Just to show the trickery she has perfected in order to make herself appear smaller. Arm placement so that it looks like she is the size of the inner red lines. Bottom half dark colour clothing to disguise how wide actually is. Outer red lines show the pythag and apron and the space she actually takes.

Also - wear a decent bra you saggy tittied twat.

This is so insightful to her trickery, thank you!!

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

Would she want hbpmnp to move up there? Since they have been together she's spent more time in Edinburgh to get away from them!