Poppy Adams #35 Poppy’s still hiding FE, hoping we won't know she's not getting the D

[Dontmissmuch]

Such a fashionista girly. Where the fuck did she even buy something as ugly as that I think she's with FE because she enables her to still be a lazy slob and not put any effort in. She gets the validation of a relationship without any of the effort.

My sleepy eyes looked at this very early and thought she was in a pale blue swimsuit with one of those awful waistcoats she's bought

 

[Lyddingtons]

She really does appear to have six toes on her left foot in those beach pics.

In the comments she’s still maintaining that her and the backpack are keeping aspects of their relationship private because that’s what they have both decided to do. Not because Ploppy is embarrassed to be seen with someone that she does not seem attractive enough to be with her, then? Ploppy is the very defitinion of Large and In Charge.

Didn’t she say a couple of months ago that HBP was totally fine being shown online, but it was her own decision to hide them? Sounds like back(pack) tracking to me.

 

[Clementine]

It's giving young and funky Christian missionaries who used to visit my convent school back in the 90s vibes. Half expecting her to whip out an acoustic guitar and give us a blast of 'He's Got The Whole World In His Hands'

This may be one of my favourite descriptions of Poppy I’ve read on here and I’ve read a lot. Hilarious bunch of lads that we are.

 

[JimmyJamJar]

saw this earlier and felt it belonged on here

 

[Furnessian]

Wonder how many pairs of black shorts and black shirts HB will take on holiday?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Partner might have made a bit more of an effort!

Anyone else think that Millie looked like she was pregnant?

 

[verucca_salt]

Sorry but those yellow tinted paedophile glasses are foul.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

I’m amazed they’ve actually agreed to finally do hip surgery at the size she’s still at, that has to be risky and I’m sure the long term results can’t be great if there’s still so much pressure on it after

 

[rogueapostrophe]

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I’m sure Milly will let her hold the baby!

All these demands for gifts must be costing Backpack a small fortune.

 

[Freefalling]

Also I’m not sure Poppy wants to acknowledge her queer relationship ever.

Totally agree! FE is an ego boost "someone loves me and wants me" they're just not pretty enough to be flashed round Instagram as my partner, so I'll pretend we're keeping things private and show what I deem masculine enough to suit my agenda.

Yes Poppy, we see you

 

[stevenseagull]

The hand is working overtime today.

so she’s apparently been super busy … having one appointment and prepping for holiday? Things the rest of us somehow manage to do with full time jobs and commitments. She’s such a lazy cow.

 

[Diddikins]

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The comments

Little do they know that Poppys partner is fine with showing their face. Poppy is the one who is ashamed of them wants to protect their privacy

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Why has she put on so much jewellery for a day at the beach?

Because she’s an accessories girly

 

[Freefalling]

She'd never hack life as a MUA, regardless of how talented she is with make up. She couldn't drag cases of gear anywhere, she couldn't stand for long periods, she definitely couldn't deal with the public.

Unfortunately she's a spoiled brat who believes her own hype and will amount to zero. I dread to think how she'll cope without her parents + brother lover

 

[OhDearFords]

It's a real power play isn't it from her. She doesn't even have a job yet makes her partner fly to see her every weekend. Perhaps she pays for the flights, and likes to wield that power over them? How can she justify it to them though? She doesn't have a job and the 'work' she does have surely can also be done in Essex, where her family and partner live?! SO bizarre.

 

[missbct]

Imagine going to a fucking charity event in a £200 dress and NOT WEARING A BRA. Don’t get me wrong I hate wearing them 90% of the time but it’s just the done thing to not turn up with your saggy airbags flopping down your gunt.

The picture of Claire Balding helping her master made me feel incredibly uncomfortable.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

The comments

 

[Scragbags]

Tbf to her with that reel they don't look too bad when you consider the bikinis theweirdone is wearing atm

 

[Clementine]

Breathtaking…

Why does she like Sundays so much? Every day is a Sunday for her.

 

[Tarragon]

So what’s she’s saying is, she badgered and badgered her partner into buying her a teddy bear. In the same way she told her partner that it was “buy your partner flowers” day. So the HB is not allowed to be thoughtful and kind, they just get told that they have to buy her things. I don’t think those jellycat things are cheap either.


ETA: it was £45!!!!! FORTY. FIVE. POUNDS. So, 31 year old Poppy pretty much demanded that Lewis buy her a £45 teddy bear. Mummy and Daddy have literally given into her every whim all her life haven’t they?

£45?!?! That’s disgusting. They could have treated Pops to a new bra for that amount of cash!