Poppy Adams #25 Poppy the Pythagorarse Poppleganger

[Freefalling]

Imagine being hagrid and reading tattle and coming to the realisation that you are Hagrid

Quote of the night

 

[Em_]

Nope, Hagrid is wearing it

Nah, it’d bury Hagrid, she’s not the size of a window

 

[Instafamous1]

Anyone clock the state of the new woollen skirt in her most recent post? All bobbled

 

[ohheeyy]

Curry, a tit load of cheese pizza & cheesy chips and without the 1001 drinks / shots. What wls is this cause sign me up

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Would you honestly wear something this tatty on a night out? Especially when you get gifted so many free clothes, why don’t more people see how fake she is?

 

[stevenseagull]

Because it’s all bullshit.

 

[Freefalling]

Who on earth age 30, goes out twinning with their friend? Absolutely tragic. She's desperately unhappy, obviously she's feeling very left behind in her friend circle.

 

[Diddikins]

Would you honestly wear something this tatty on a night out? Especially when you get gifted so many free clothes, why don’t more people see how fake she is?

It just shows that she just stays in her comfort zone. Her three skirts that she mixes and matches and that weird shrug dress are all she wears when she goes out. It’s how her whole life is. She doesn’t really go anywhere outside of Essex or Edinburgh.

 

[Offish]

That hideous skirt with that ridiculous bra is just… well, she looks about as tit as she normally does actually.

 

[LilToes]

Would you honestly wear something this tatty on a night out? Especially when you get gifted so many free clothes, why don’t more people see how fake she is?

I don’t think she even wore the outfit like that because it’s too revealing especially for backrolls you can see her leather jacket in the corner of the photo

 

[muffintop13]

Yeah sure Poppy, it’s easy to love Sunday when you don’t have a job and therefore no purpose on a Monday morning. So smug yet so deluded.

 

[Loobloo]

I know I say it every time. Why does she wear bras at least 5 cup sizes too big?! It honestly bamboozles me.

 

[Crusty_punk]

She likes Sundays and doesn't fear the week ahead because she's unemployed and bankrolled by her parents so has nothing to fear in the first place

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Yeah sure Poppy, it’s easy to love Sunday when you don’t have a job and therefore no purpose on a Monday morning. So smug yet so deluded.

Every day is a Sunday to her what a delusional idiot she is. also I think it’d be easy to be severely depressed when you have no purpose or direction in life.

 

[stevenseagull]

Weekends are irrelevant when you are unemployed. What do you need to slow down and rest from? Trying on clothes?

 

[liltatling]

Weekends are irrelevant when you are unemployed. What do you need to slow down and rest from? Trying on clothes?

Needs a rest from stuffing her face....spending 100s of pound on material shite and getting ploughed by Ben

 

[Natyocheese]

I can't see the fridge

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

I don’t think there’s be any danger of anyone seeing your vagina Pops seeing as your stomach is down to your knees!

 

[Em_]

I accidentally had the sound on and her voice, it's goes right through me and it's not even her accent it's her voice.

 

[Diddikins]

I accidentally had the sound on and her voice, it's goes right through me and it's not even her accent it's her voice.

It’s the tone. That patronising, children’s tv presenter “I’m so much better than you” tone.