“Sex? Completed it, mate”She just reminds me of Jay from the Inbetweeners.
Sorry, what is a sap?Her parents are to blame for enabling this behaviour. At least her brother has a career. Is she going to flog tit on Instagram for the rest of her life?
but we all know eventually she will find some absolute sap who will work and pay the bills while she focuses on her Instagram career.
Also no offence to the dude but if that IS him - lol. She makes out like she will only date super tall masculine and fashionable men.
He looks very nice but not what she goes on about.
He looks quite normal to me (you say plain I reckon) and probably not the greatest mind or hygiene lover if he stays with the Pop's.I’m eternally single and honestly makes me a bit jealous she’s bagged him as I don’t think he’s that bad
I used to love thoseHonestly if you didn't know better, you'd think she was 19 or something. I cringe every time she does shots, especially when she talks about eye contact and bad sex. She's only one step up from making those little origami answer thingies to find out if you will marry that boy who sits behind you in chemistry
I reckon I could still make oneI used to love those
Pick a number, pick a colour
Now I want to, for the nostalgiaI reckon I could still make one
We could make the questions about poppy !Now I want to, for the nostalgia
I think you must have misheard her… she clearly says bring on the woolly tights, not the dirty, old, scabby snag tights she’s been wearing all summer. Easy mistake to makeWhy is she saying she can’t wait for autumn so she can wear tights and boots, when she’s worn them all freaking SUMMER!!!
She’s such a twitShe blocked me when I asked why she is always posting videos of her doing shots lol