Poppy Adams #19 We’ve seen bigger tits on a bird table!

[Loobloo]

in Leigh-on-Sea born and raised,
in the canteen is where I spent most of my days,
chilling out maxing, relaxing all cool all shoving some meatballs inside this fat fool,
when a couple of guys who were genuine studs, took one look at me and got immediate wood,
It happened so much, Shellybebs got scared
She said 'you're moving with your pervy older brother and shit hair'

 

[justlurking2345]

Possibly the worst thread title suggestion ever but it made me laugh so fuck it
Poppy Adams #20 driving along scoffing ham, watch out Poppy’s gunna steal your man.

 

[whenyouknowyouknow]

Why is she saying she can’t wait for autumn so she can wear tights and boots, when she’s worn them all freaking SUMMER!!!

 

[Marge Bouvier]

She just reminds me of Jay from the Inbetweeners.

“Sex? Completed it, mate”

 

[Furnessian]

Her type is "breathing"

 

[Clementine]

I read this to my little girl last night. Reminded me of a certain someone…

 

[Furnessian]

No official until he has sat in the arch. FACT.

 

[Bagpuss7]

Terrible week ? What the same terrible week that involved her being out doing shots and slobbing about her flat ? No Poppy hun a terrible week is working full time and still struggling to pay basic bills ...having poorly children...having the washing machine break! She really is beyond vile with her woe is me pity party! What is this weird need to sit in a car and pretend to cry into your phone to strangers online....pathetically sad behavior!


And I'm guessing the drama is because ' the guy I'm dating ' is no more!!

 

[Tastygirl]

Let's do a poll on how often you wash your spunky skirt
A. Once a year
B. Wash?

 

[GiftedNotFree]

So she’s letting us all know she has a fella in her flat by asking shit questions about showering. Subtle as a brick Pops

Oh and just to add in my two penneth…….. some of us have to shower on an evening because we have to get up at 5:30 am for FULL TIME. Jobs you utter prick!

Does anyone remember when she brought Archie back to the flat and done similar style coy stories about the food they were eating? And she was talking to him like off camera she’s so cringe. Behaviour of a 16 year old with their first boyfriend.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Oh look at me I sleep naked

You look like a melted ice cream mate calm down.

 

[jeßßamae]

You know something irrational that irritates me but because she films herself so often it makes me want to claw my eyes out - WHYYY when she takes a shot does she make her eyes so wide and stare in to their soul before drinking. It’s bloody weird

"NO BAD SEX"

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

Is it petty that where she asked people to vote for her in blogosphere awards I registered just so I could vote for someone else?

 

[Tastygirl]

Sounds like the man has done a runner

 

[Tastygirl]

That fucking 'look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around my eyes, look into my eyes' everytime she takes a shot is so fucking embarrassing. She wants everyone to know she LOVES good sex and doesn't want 7 years bad sex EVERY TIME SHE HAS A SHOT WHICH IS A FUCKING LOT. Fuck off.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

What the fuck is she on? Licking yourself out is not that funny a story!

and she’s spent the evening at Millie’s but hasn’t eaten, anyone else think they were purposely not offering her food so she’d hopefully leave sooner

 

[Clementine]

Looking ecstatic

 

[TeaNToast]

tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

 

[Offish]

Update… there’s nobody on her following list that looks like him I went through it twice..

What’s to say it isn’t just some random bloke, she probably lured him in with free drinks but then she did her shot routine and bared her horse teeth at him and scared him off.
Rumour has it he’s currently wearing a fake moustache in Canada, and just the sound of heavy boots clumping along is enough to make him run for cover.

 

[Loobloo]

I haven't even got 500 pence at this point in the month, let alone 500 quid. I work full time. What a messed up world we live in.