HAHA YES!! THIS!! Like ahhh look at that fat lass squashed in the back of a taxi staring at us let's give her some love! Then they saw that pointy arse get out and were like WOAHHH RUNNNNNPlot twist. It was a nice, feminist, gay couple who wanted to be friendly and empower women.
That’s an all time low even for her. Glad I wasn’t online to witness her licking herself outWhat the fuck is she on? Licking yourself out is not that funny a story!
and she’s spent the evening at Millie’s but hasn’t eaten, anyone else think they were purposely not offering her food so she’d hopefully leave sooner
Pretty sure she would still be stuck in that position if she triedThat’s an all time low even for her. Glad I wasn’t online to witness her licking herself out
Shes a Walter Mitty - full of shittyI think Poppy is one of those people who has a vivid imagination and then goes on to think what she was thinking about actually happened.
So she is in the Bolt (real) and sees two tattooed fit guys (maybe only one is tattooed and they're not that fit) and she starts thinking about what if they made eye contact and called her beautiful (totally imagined) but when she thinks back to it. in her mind it's all true. If you accuse her of making it all up, she will swear down that it's all true because in her mind, it is.
There is a name for this and Donald Trump suffered it too, so she's in good company.
True but if you’ve ever been in Edinburgh you’d know the chances of this encounter are super unlikely. People here just aren’t that way inclined - if she said it happened in Glasgow I’d find it more realistic, but not Edinburgh.Sorry to say right but maybe it did happen. Hear me out...from her shoulders up she doesn't look like she has a pointy arse, an apron banging off her knees and a skirt with 10 year old cum stains from her brother/boyfriend on it. So maybe they just saw chin up and thought she's beautiful
This needs to be included in the next thread titleOh come on you lot… ever thought it’s her irresistibly sexy, unwashed wank stained skater skirt thats bringing all the boiz to her yard?! God, she can’t help it if every human being with a penis struggles to abstain from drooling over her like a fly does to shit, cut her some slack xo
Oh you poor thing, you must live in the (shock, horror) real world unlike PopTartHonestly, I must look like a box troll. Never once has a man randomly told me I'm beautiful never mind two men shouting it through the window of a taxi.
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