Phoebe Court #9 SW in her name is pure deceit, only content you’ll find is grim flaky feet
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Can’t believe she didn’t get swans 
The poor chickens when Mick & Jim Tudor run out of swan 
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The poor chickens when Mick & Jim Tudor run out of swan
Least she hasn’t got to walk these pets the lazy witch.
Wonder how many reels we will see of them collecting the eggs to do some wholesome home baking purely for the gram. (Or Mick licking her lips looking the back catalogue of SW mags for a “kfc fakeaway recipe” when she’s had enough of them)
Wonder how many reels we will see of them collecting the eggs to do some wholesome home baking purely for the gram. (Or Mick licking her lips looking the back catalogue of SW mags for a “kfc fakeaway recipe” when she’s had enough of them)
Those chickens look better cooked than the half-raw ones they usually make 
Will be interesting to see how Vessie behaves towards the chickens ... we best prepare ourselves for staged photos of her in the henhouse
Will be interesting to see how Vessie behaves towards the chickens ... we best prepare ourselves for staged photos of her in the henhouse
She'll probably do a kill it, cook it, eat it, wearing her crocs, with a tit hanging out. She's already into doing the garden. Like Charlie Dimmock with chickens.
Gave the dogs away, can’t brush her teeth or put not so smalls on, can’t install basic home safety for small people, buys a bleeping chicken.
Just on hold to Fantastic Mr Fox, he’s asked me for the postcode and says he’ll do a pen test to see if the coop is safer than the stairs in her house.
Just on hold to Fantastic Mr Fox, he’s asked me for the postcode and says he’ll do a pen test to see if the coop is safer than the stairs in her house.
She’ll hire a mellors for the garden and a gamekeeper for the cock.
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Chickens - what the actual duck 
Oh god those poor chickens will be gone in a month or two. Either she’s eaten them or she can’t be bothered to look after them anymore
And the neighbours complain when it cockadoodledoos at 5am. She’ll be on Nightmare Neighbours Next Door
Hahaha I was just going to say I don't believe she bought the chickens, they probably just saw one back together that they cooked for 10 minutes in the agaThose chickens look better cooked than the half-raw ones they usually make
Will be interesting to see how Vessie behaves towards the chickens ... we best prepare ourselves for staged photos of her in the henhouse
Ode to the chickens :
T'was the night before the last day of their lives,
Jimbo was in the kichen sharpening his knives.
The chickens just got adopted by a crusty nipped lady, she seemed nice
They played all day with a little boy and girl, sadly they had lice.
As the sun set behind the mansion they got ready to settle in
When Feebs came out pulling the wheely bin
She smacked her lips as she glanced at their juicy breasts and firm thighs
Fly! Fly! Fly!
'Jim put the aga on a 100°! She cried with sparkly eyes
The spring breeze lifted her leopard print skirt, oh what a sight!
No knickers and a ginger jungle
And the chickens died of a fright.
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Hahaha I was just going to say I don't believe she bought the chickens, they probably just saw one back together that they cooked for 10 minutes in the aga
Ode to the chickens :
T'was the night before the last day of their lives,
Jimbo was in the kichen sharpening his knives.
The chickens just got adopted by a crusty nipped lady, she seemed nice
They played all day with a little boy and girl, sadly they had lice.
As the sun set behind the mansion they got ready to settle in
When Feebs came out pulling the wheely bin
She smacked her lips as she glanced at their juicy breasts and firm thighs
Fly! Fly! Fly!
'Jim put the aga on a 100°! She cried with sparkly eyes
The spring breeze lifted her leopard print skirt, oh what a sight!
No knickers and a ginger jungle
And the chickens died of a fright.
this is AMAZING
You win the internet todayHahaha I was just going to say I don't believe she bought the chickens, they probably just saw one back together that they cooked for 10 minutes in the aga
Ode to the chickens :
T'was the night before the last day of their lives,
Jimbo was in the kichen sharpening his knives.
The chickens just got adopted by a crusty nipped lady, she seemed nice
They played all day with a little boy and girl, sadly they had lice.
As the sun set behind the mansion they got ready to settle in
When Feebs came out pulling the wheely bin
She smacked her lips as she glanced at their juicy breasts and firm thighs
Fly! Fly! Fly!
'Jim put the aga on a 100°! She cried with sparkly eyes
The spring breeze lifted her leopard print skirt, oh what a sight!
No knickers and a ginger jungle
And the chickens died of a fright.
Those kids are going to very upset when they have to eat their “pets”
Hahaha I was just going to say I don't believe she bought the chickens, they probably just saw one back together that they cooked for 10 minutes in the aga
Ode to the chickens :
T'was the night before the last day of their lives,
Jimbo was in the kichen sharpening his knives.
The chickens just got adopted by a crusty nipped lady, she seemed nice
They played all day with a little boy and girl, sadly they had lice.
As the sun set behind the mansion they got ready to settle in
When Feebs came out pulling the wheely bin
She smacked her lips as she glanced at their juicy breasts and firm thighs
Fly! Fly! Fly!
'Jim put the aga on a 100°! She cried with sparkly eyes
The spring breeze lifted her leopard print skirt, oh what a sight!
No knickers and a ginger jungle
And the chickens died of a fright.
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