I grew up in a similar place to where she lives & we had 2 infant schools like this. One a very small amount of children maybe only 6/7 per class when I went & it was for posh kids (im not posh just for personal reasons they let me start a term early) the other normal sized infant school was for everyone else in the (large) village. Even now you can see the mums at the smaller one think they are better than everyone else. Feebs won’t like mixing with normal folk who don't wear hunters or barbour jackets. Plus all the kids there will have normal names!!!
Phoebe Court #9 SW in her name is pure deceit, only content you’ll find is grim flaky feet
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She’s probably pissed off it is only 3 mins away as she will have been to walk the short distance rather than drive
She should appreciate the school being 3 minutes away, vesper can take herself to school giving her more time with the chickens
I thought that
Titty McTit might have to get a few steps in
Get walking you lumpy, moany, sour faced lazy turd.
I bet it is the fact she's failed to get into a more "refined" school. Do they know she has an aga and a dinner gong? Sorry Mick you'll be inviting *Kelly, Tiffany and Crystal to your candle lit suppers after school I'm afraid. I know you were hoping for Ophelia, Zara and Clemmie instead
*no shade towards the names they were the first that came into my head*
I bet it is the fact she's failed to get into a more "refined" school. Do they know she has an aga and a dinner gong? Sorry Mick you'll be inviting *Kelly, Tiffany and Crystal to your candle lit suppers after school I'm afraid. I know you were hoping for Ophelia, Zara and Clemmie instead
*no shade towards the names they were the first that came into my head*
I feel seen after my recent comment. Don’t forget the undercrackers Henry.
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Is that her one and only primark dress?
Jim's mum and Feebs look like they're the same age
His mum looks good for what I assume is a women in her 60s younger than his wife anywaysJim's mum and Feebs look like they're the same age
Omg love thisGet walking you lumpy, moany, sour faced lazy turd.
I bet it is the fact she's failed to get into a more "refined" school. Do they know she has an aga and a dinner gong? Sorry Mick you'll be inviting *Kelly, Tiffany and Crystal to your candle lit suppers after school I'm afraid. I know you were hoping for Ophelia, Zara and Clemmie instead
*no shade towards the names they were the first that came into my head*
You can always put her in private school mick if you think school choice number 2 is below you. Not sure if you could pay in clubcard vouchers
maybe rent out the west wing?She seemed disappointed, but
isn’t this what everyone does when they go swimming?!
why does she think this is ground breaking stuff!? I’m sure her kids do water babies and turning up in your swimwear was a condition of theirs when things reopened in bloody September! She’s such a bleeping wombat.
I am so bored of the chicken content already 
Most people have been swimming Phoebe. Either as kids teens or adults. We know what to do and what to wear !!
Oh little Vesper is too cute! She seems such a kind little girl.
Sorry, back to hating Mick!
Sorry, back to hating Mick!
I never comment on any threads but this one is just the best, I literally snort trying not to laugh out loud
Ooh she’s fuming over the school isn’t she, love how she’s trying to make out she’s not arsed! Poor Vessie having to go to the tit school 3 mins away 
imagine Mick turning up to the rough school and they think it’s Vessie’s Nan
imagine Mick turning up to the rough school and they think it’s Vessie’s Nan Yes I‘ve thought this a few times!Jim's mum and Feebs look like they're the same age
Big Jim could pass for her Husband too!His mum looks good for what I assume is a women in her 60s younger than his wife anyways
Oh this is brilliantGet walking you lumpy, moany, sour faced lazy turd.
I bet it is the fact she's failed to get into a more "refined" school. Do they know she has an aga and a dinner gong? Sorry Mick you'll be inviting *Kelly, Tiffany and Crystal to your candle lit suppers after school I'm afraid. I know you were hoping for Ophelia, Zara and Clemmie instead
*no shade towards the names they were the first that came into my head*
How big is that afternoon tea for two adults, a Scooter and a spice rack???
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