Phoebe Court #6

[HeyLetsGo]

She can duck right off those shoes are £50.

How can anyone take anything she says seriously!? Surely a pair of slippers would do him!?

She is literally the most out of touch person I have ever come across.

 

[AvoncroftStreet]

Thanks we are all okay now and I have really good bonds with my kids. I had the same situation with my hypnobirthing woman - there was supposed to be a baby meet up after the births but she pretty much ghosted me when she heard I had an epidural in the end. Err & 3L blood transfusion missus I wonder if the likes of Henry would refuse that ?

haha I remember some girlfriends telling me ‘just see what happens’ when I had told them about my planned birth looking back I sounded an absolute twit. I wouldn’t give people horror stories or pain levels pre childbirth but you are absolutely right people should know these things (I had no idea)

co sleeping is a thing - so is cots
Boobin is a thing - so is bottlefed
Hypnobirthing is a thing - so is give me everything you have to stop the pain


but for her unfortunately it’s her way or the highway ! Would have to be a mum at tHe school her kids end up at. OMG the parties ! Anyone remember Vessie garden party they’ll probably class it as a class trip out with all the extras.

You remind me so much of myself I’ve told my partner this time the first thing we tell them when I get the hospital is I’m not even getting on the bed till they get me an epidural

 

[Penny for them]

She can duck right off those shoes are £50.

How can anyone take anything she says seriously!? Surely a pair of slippers would do him!?

She is literally the most out of touch person I have ever come across.

His feet will
Have grown in 6weeks too

 

[swipe_up]

Oh duck off Mick, this is either to up your engagement or to try & blag a freebie
There is no way on earth you don’t know about a good waterproof you daft bleeping lump

 

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

Wouldn’t you get a pair of first walkers style shoes and let him get steadier before chucking him in moon boots?

Yes, most normal people would. But this woman is so far removed from normal it beggars belief!

 

[reCAPTCHA]

You remind me so much of myself I’ve told my partner this time the first thing we tell them when I get the hospital is I’m not even getting on the bed till they get me an epidural

With my third pregnancy I bought in a huge box of chocolates and told the midwife she wouldn’t be getting them until I was hunched over the side of the bed with a needle in my spine She was like “Ok....ha ha.....ah ok....you’re absolutely serious aren’t you?“

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

She’s totally on the beg. You’ve spent £50 on Moonboots for Dill and £50 on Hunters for Yamaha you can spend a tenner each on them
in the Regatta outlet surely?

 

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

She’s totally on the beg. You’ve spent £50 on Moonboots for Dill and £50 on Hunters for Yamaha you can spend a tenner each on them
in the Regatta outlet surely?

Dill and Yamaha - brilliant

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

I was feeling generous today, I was going to say Norton

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

And now a free maxi cosi car seat.
Also Feebs just so you know that seat won’t last until she is 12, they have a recommended life span of 6 years as the plastic can go brittle being constantly exposed to sunlight. Might be worth adding a disclaimer - yes it will last until she is 12 but it is recommended that....

 

[Sparkle87]

That drying aga thing in the sale is £138

 

[WhatABore]

Wtf was this boomerang

 

[Getagripppppy]

More bleeping toys than a soft play

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

More bleeping toys than a soft play

And more money installing lights into the eaves.

 

[swipe_up]

That drying aga thing in the sale is £138

But she’s so relatable with her debt advice

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

But she’s so relatable with her debt advice

From Pickering Court Palace.

 

[WhatABore]

So is the playroom Vespers bedroom too? I thought they changed their mind and moved the playroom so they could shove Vesper up there?

 

[Crumpet41]

Mick has her own art by my17 artwork !

Not as many corkers as fopps . Jim looks like he is having a good time

 

[SnooperTrooper]

Mick has her own art by Amy artwork !

Not as many corkers as fopps

Isn't this just done on an app?

 

[Mamaof1]

She’s toxic man! I hope no one who has just had a complicated birth is reading that tit.

No amount of positivity is going to change a birth outcome if there are complications.

I'll had my second baby 4 months ago, planned elective c-section which all went horribly wrong and I'm still recovering and actually feel I have some kind of PTSD due to the whole experience

Gutted I never just popped my headphones in and took some deep breaths, why didn't I think of that.

Absolute tool that she is. She's no idea how her preaching can make new mothers feel like its all their fault if things go bits up