Phoebe Court #25 Wowsers, look at Mick in her minging chef trousers!

[reCAPTCHA]

I always thought my kids would make a good study. One is a late August baby, the next an early September, and the third slap bang in the middle in April. For my children, academic attainment does not correlate to birth month.

Although there is a reason that the DfE allow parents to defer entry for summer born children. There is a load of evidence out there to show the reasoning.

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/921255/Guidance_for_parents_September_2020.pdf

I can’t imagine lazy Phoebe wanting to keep moped or marjoram at home for a second longer than necessary though, lazy Tudor that she is.

 

[Sparkle87]

Her feet crack more than an egg whose feet crack so badly it’s not like she does anything strenuous to even have a reason

 

[TruthTeller1036]

There it is again
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There it is again

I’ve done some digging! The one she got off Vinted that people have pointed out, was just a plain band with little stones on… that’s definitely a new ring!

 

[WhatABore]

Maybe I'm stingey but with her "You won't believe how much they are"
I expected less than £10 each

 

[wonderingtwirl]

She's got diabetes and Tudor gout with trotters like that

Without a doubt, the both probably do.

 

[Skye green]

She’s definitely wearing a ring on that finger today as well!

 

[Notforthegram]

Oh she's lovely she was on pornhub and didn't care. She's on pregnancy festish pages on instagram...and today she posted about her 5 month old daughter wanting to "suck her boobs" all the time. They are friends with porn creators...she's one vile seedy bitch

Wow I've never heard of her before, but reading her wiki she is MESSY but the worst thing on there was her holding the door shut on her 2 year old so he can't escape no wonder her and Feebs get on, one keeps her daughter locked away in the attic dungeon, the other one holds the door shut on her 2 year old baby when he wants cuddles they don't deserve children

 

[Esbeepea]

Did she post it with her heel cropped out? Must be grim if so...

 

[Noseycosey]

Okay I’m going to say something nice

I think she looks pretty decent in that dress. The colour is good on her and I actually like the shoes and bag.

However Phoebe where’s your fuckin bra!!!

As for the quiff

Yep I agree (and it’s pained me) she needs a decent bra and the dress would have held up and get your hair sorted .. other than then that the dress and accessories would have been ok

 

[reCAPTCHA]

Who the fuck puts pizza in the oven and chicken in the air fryer for a fecking picnic????

Someone whose life revolves around food.

 

[Hastaggifted]

I've been on the lookout recently for (good) parenting instagrammers to follow (if they exist) and stumbled across this. I'm not sure I'd put her in the top 300 never mind top three

The home that made me number 1?! this is def a joke

 

[Whatwouldyoudo]

Ermmm... the dog died yesterday and her and Jim brought him home, dug a hole and buried him with a tennis ball. Has she actually buried her dog in the garden when my family dog died he was cremated and we got his ashes back a few weeks later, I thought that was the normal thing to do

I stand to be corrected if people do bury their dogs in the garden (dog and not the ashes I mean)

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Yeah Vesper, imagine getting hand foot and mouth in Ibiza! Such an inconvenience, Jim had the shits from eating undercooked swan so you really shouldn’t have caught that then. Mama didn’t have peace to eat the frog/drink from an oversized Starbucks cup because of you!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Is that skirt from Tesco? I said a few pages back when I saw the trousers, that I saw some ugly leopard print bits that I'm sure she'd be back to buy

 

[ihateinfluencersidst]

Gutted I won't see how this pans out from both sides because beggy blocked me

 

[walterisback]

She seems to be eating less, wonder did she get herself a little appetite suppression injection

I wonder if she qualifies due to having the thyroid issue and RA.

 

[chickenfajitas]

I’ve found the black and white trousers - they’re in tesco.

(Found. = walked past on my way to the checkout!).

This made me laugh more than it should and I don’t know why THE black and white trousers

 

[cherrypicker]

Ooo she just zoomed in on her free reading box thing that she really didn’t need but for because she’s a beggy mare and got sent one although she already has one …. Anyway there was a smart metre on the side. It looks the same as we’ve got which is utility warehouse (unless they all look the same I’ve no idea)

 

[georgijane]

I'd rather be at home than what they're doing! Call me a snob but I can't think of anything worse than that! Having to walk to go to the toilet, brush teeth, shower! Using communal showers, my god absolutely no way. Also the weather....why would you bother?!

Me too. And all that mud! No thanks.

 

[pancakemaker]

I'd actually like to go fund Mick a £100 worth of bras!!