Couldn't happen to a worse person reallyPisses me off so much when she claims hypnobirthing and reading her books made her have the labour and birth that she did. Fuck all to do with it! Luck more than anything she had it plain sailing.
Styled by Feebs.Hmm she mentioned she is considering and looking into a new career, what is the bet she will rebrand herself a 'doula' or hypnobirthing coach or something equally ridiculous? Because all these insta cunts think they are an expert on the topic from giving birth a couple of times
Also, breathing out 12 pounds babies is such a weird flex, like I'm not sure I'd be telling people these kids basically fall out of my coochie poor Jim's tiny pecker probably doesn't even touch the sides
I’ve never seen anything like it in my life! it’s unreal how much she thinks of herself! I could do with more self-confidence but Mick’s cup runneth over on that front. Not for the first time #buythebraHer grandiose confidence is really quite alarming
It’s weird, it’s like the fatter older and uglier looking she gets the more confident and smug she becomes… very strange!I’ve never seen anything like it in my life! it’s unreal how much she thinks of herself! I could do with more self-confidence but Mick’s cup runneth over on that front. Not for the first time #buythebra
I feel like I might take this as my new motto for lifeIt’s weird, it’s like the fatter older and uglier looking she gets the more confident and smug she becomes… very strange!
Exactly how I feel! She makes out it’s something she did. I had a textbook pregnancy first time round and ended up having to have a crash section after 20 hours labour. Second time round had to have a section as my baby had stopped growing at 27 weeks and had an 8 week NICU stay.It’s cunts like Mick that made me feel so shit about my labour and brith for so long. Did aalllll the hypnobirthing stuff then had a horrendous long labour ended up in theatre usual story. For so long I thought it was my fault because I didn’t do enough to make the hypnobirthing happen or didn’t do enough research or whatever but it’s mostly a load of rubbish in my opinion. Labour and birth is just something you can’t fully control
Slim before Jim but always dim!Presuming this is from her early 20s working for her Mum and Dad.
But I swear in the slimming world story, she used the typical "I was always big, even as a kid"
Yet from what I can tell, she's always been slim. Then appeared to gain weight once with Jim lost it and then gained it all back.
Up until she was with Jim, she was slim
Is this not a weird thing to write in your own photo album?
" here are some of our favourite snaps to help you remember our holiday"
Heres a picture of you nearly drowning vesper, remember?? Good job mama was there with the camera to capture the moment!Is this not a weird thing to write in your own photo album?
" here are some of our favourite snaps to help you remember our holiday"
Is Vesper named after the James Bond character? If I recall that movie ended with Vesper drowning tooHeres a picture of you nearly drowning vesper, remember?? Good job mama was there with the camera to capture the moment!
Heres a picture of you nearly drowning vesper, remember?? Good job mama was there with the camera to capture the moment!
Exactly how I feel! She makes out it’s something she did. I had a textbook pregnancy first time round and ended up having to have a crash section after 20 hours labour. Second time round had to have a section as my baby had stopped growing at 27 weeks and had an 8 week NICU stay.
If only I’d have learned to breathe my babies out none of that would have happened
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