In Divorce courts across the land:
Judge: what he do?
Spouse: Cheated on me and the kids for 27 years
Judge: You get nowt - give the man a Halo and Victoria Cross - he is VERY BRAVE
Spouse: he is an adulterous lying fecker m'lord
Judge: Do you work for ITV or have any association with them?
Spouse: No
Judge: Contempt send her/him down
Judge: what he do?
Spouse: Cheated on me and the kids for 27 years
Judge: You get nowt - give the man a Halo and Victoria Cross - he is VERY BRAVE
Spouse: he is an adulterous lying fecker m'lord
Judge: Do you work for ITV or have any association with them?
Spouse: No
Judge: Contempt send her/him down