This is what I see
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I imagine sheโd leave stains on those cushions 
I showed my husband, he said bleeping hell, look at that moose hoof.
I. Can't. Breathe. I am wheezing
I. Can't. Breathe. I am wheezing
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All the instahuns are blowing smile up her arse saying she looks incredible when they (Fopps, lauraemily etc) would be horrified if they looked like that. I hate these fake Instagram friendships, they are so toxic.
I bloody knew this thread would be gold after
Seeing her
Pics
asking if she was in a
Garden Centre! Dead
Gone out for mama space,ended up in her nearest dobbies
Seeing her
Pics
asking if she was in aGarden Centre! Dead
Gone out for mama space,ended up in her nearest dobbies
Imagine asking your friend to take those pictures 
ffs mick
ffs mickItโs her mother in law I think. Who looks half her ageImagine asking your friend to take those pictures
I'm sorry but she just needs to be waving a phone in her hand waiting for callers who fancy a chat with tubby mature women 
her mother in law looks 20 years younger than her
Oh my god 
does she think this is sexy
does she think this is sexySince all of you already discussed Moominmamas sexual photoshoot in great detail, I thought I'd share the screenshots I grabbed the other day of SlimJims pouch. You are welcome
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Solid vagina there jumbo.Since all of you already discussed Moominmamas sexual photoshoot in great detail, I thought I'd share the screenshots I grabbed the other day of SlimJims pouch. You are welcome
Mangina
This pair bleeping infiltrated my dreams last night. They'd moved to my hometown and started taking the kids to the same park. I'd invited a few friends to a bbq and she'd wormed her way in and invited her and jimbob. Bbq day arrived and me and my kids had been at the beach with friends and she turned up too. She was saying the health visitor was meant to be coming along to see fireblade as they were concerned about her weight but head had been calorie counting and weighing her and knew she was burning off the calories in..
Anyway at some point she decided my bbq wasn't a good idea and she'd host a dinner party. She told us not to rush from the beach and to arrive at half 6. She'd told my friends to arrive at 6... when we turned up they were all sat with copies of a book I said I'd wanted to read earlier in the day and discussing it like a book group. They then sat down for dinner and I'd asked if I could have a quick shower to get the sand and salt off. This was met with a sharp intake of breathe and a death stare from jimbo jet. So I said about a bath instead. He was very shady and making out they didn't have a bath or shower but was happy to show off the fancy hob and aga to our friend who's a chef.
Based on my dream I have decided she's a bit single white female if you get me...
This pair bleeping infiltrated my dreams last night. They'd moved to my hometown and started taking the kids to the same park. I'd invited a few friends to a bbq and she'd wormed her way in and invited her and jimbob. Bbq day arrived and me and my kids had been at the beach with friends and she turned up too. She was saying the health visitor was meant to be coming along to see fireblade as they were concerned about her weight but head had been calorie counting and weighing her and knew she was burning off the calories in..
Anyway at some point she decided my bbq wasn't a good idea and she'd host a dinner party. She told us not to rush from the beach and to arrive at half 6. She'd told my friends to arrive at 6... when we turned up they were all sat with copies of a book I said I'd wanted to read earlier in the day and discussing it like a book group. They then sat down for dinner and I'd asked if I could have a quick shower to get the sand and salt off. This was met with a sharp intake of breathe and a death stare from jimbo jet. So I said about a bath instead. He was very shady and making out they didn't have a bath or shower but was happy to show off the fancy hob and aga to our friend who's a chef.
Based on my dream I have decided she's a bit single white female if you get me...
Brilliant! What was the background music in your dream - โMoneyโs Too Tight to Mentionโ
Cheers guys, I knew I could count on you for your unwavering support
I woke up muttering bleeping twit to myself and need a shoulder to cry on at the trauma
I woke up muttering bleeping twit to myself and need a shoulder to cry on at the trauma
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