Guaranteed he did not put that barbie together himself. If he had we'd have had 14 thousand stories of the entire process if he had. Remember the time he trimmed a shrub beside his garage door and you'd have thought he'd a jungle in south american to tackle the way he went about it. Anyone else would do it after work without even a mention, but thw sad reality is he's done so little work in his life he sees the most mundane things as epic tasks. He's a useless bastard.