Pascale Banks

[Marmaladeapricot]

She’s had a productive morning, as she’s been for a run, had a shower and put her lunch in the oven these instahuns are on a different planet. Most working woman, do that before actually dashing off to work, not to then sit and eye fuck themselves in front of a mirrror, playing with all the gifted makeup they’ve blagged Tone. Fuxking. Deaf!!!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I’d forgotten about amothersedit. Does she still pout like she’s had a finger unexpectedly shoved up her bum?

 

[Ifyoucantbeatemjoinem]

Pascale’s Christmas party dress of nightmares

Isn't it though

 

[imjustbored]

Oh yes it's all Kat at the moment. I don't know what Kat sees in her she's so boring. Theres no way she could ever venture into tv or podcasts she's got no personality at all. Her content is so dull x

She’s like watching paint dry. Even watching her makeup tutorials and all the other shit is so boring and depressing. She looks miserable. But when on a night out getting pissed or getting free stuff. She’s having the 1 millionth best night of her life.

 

[OneLineResponse]

Her and her husband were a very regular looking family judging by the weeding pics. A bit plain, she’s looks boring af, tbh. Nothing wrong with that, mind. Then she’s jumped on the insta bandwagon by dressing a particular way, owning a particular breed of dog and bought followers and now she’s an influencer 🥱

She rode off of the back of her initial IG friend VictoriaGenevieveStyling. Then jumped ship to Kat Farmer. Pascale really has zero personality.

 

[loubylou50]

Tired doing what. Absolutely fuck all

She’s tired from running away from her problems - sorry, I mean the endless partying night after night after night . . . it’s a tough life but she’s a trooper and gets on with it

 

[imjustbored]

Back on holiday again with Sonny hey. What about your 14 year old boys pascale. What about school. I mean as long as you’re living your best life.. no fucks given. This woman is embarrassing.

 

[Miss Fanny]

Pascal has posted with a tittle east london blondes which made me laugh out loud!!! Middle aged housewives from the Home Counties wearing the same uniforms of every other wannabe her age ! So very sad !

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Just case you didn’t know… she couldn’t make it to the BAFTAs.

 

[Dizzy]

If he’s come out then surely the grass being greener isn’t reeeeeeally the issue!

 

[Gracie11]

Do we think maybe raving at Tomorrowland was a gig she should have turned down? She looks so out of place and awkward like even she knows it’s not for her. The descriptions are a bit meh too. Feels like she living a bit of a lie at the moment.

Honestly I’ve been cracking up at her posts all day - how bloody awkward does she look and ugh Sonny’s such a man-child
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[it’s not been changed?!]

Well spank my arse and call me Charlie. She’s back to tagging Sonny again

 

[Dollyp]

She has done a video to show us how she blow dries the 5 strands!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

The iPhone set up to catch them kissing on NYE 🫣

Oh god, i meant to comment on that!!! Jesus. How old are they?! Is it to get back at Neil?!

weird!!!!

 

[Ifyoucantbeatemjoinem]

First dibs - she's welcome to him. They look like brother & sister when they're together. I don't get a sexual vibe between them.

 

[Furloughedhousewife]

Well that tea went cold very quickly

 

[imjustbored]

Always posting that she’s happy to be reunited with the dog but always happy to leave it with someone. Same with the kids though eh. Priorities and all that.

 

[loubylou50]

Such a social climber tagging him in her stories. Making my toes curl!

Totally, she’s absolutely loving that he’s a McCartney isn’t she! She’s probably envisioning cosy family gatherings at Christmas already
And in case anyone missed it, I had to point out just how tragic cool our Pascale is - look, she sprinkles cocaine and heroin on her dinner, that’s just how rock n roll she is!

 

[loubylou50]

Oh yes it's all Kat at the moment. I don't know what Kat sees in her she's so boring. Theres no way she could ever venture into tv or podcasts she's got no personality at all. Her content is so dull x

All the other huns are still married though I think? Kat has also split with her husband (she hasn’t announced it but clear as day - same as Pascale) so they are clearly bonding over being single party girls again never mind all the kids left at home who seemingly never see their mums any more as Pascale and Kat are out every night at the opening of an envelope!

 

[Exhaustednurse]

Pascale on her birthday last year ‘I always wear red on my birthday’ - swipe up for my dress.
Pascale on her birthday this year: not wearing red.