OH MY GOD!!!! That's absolutely terrifying!! [emoji33][emoji33][emoji33][emoji33] You can never be too careful these days. Far too many sick f***s out there. I worked in lots of different clubs all across London and the amount of men trying to take advantage of drunk women made me sick to my stomach.Before I met my now fiancĆ©, I was chatting to someone on tinder who would send me abuse if I didnāt reply within 5-10 minutes. How I was a slag and I was speaking to every other boy but him, as you can probably guess, he met the block button not too long after. Imagine my surprise, when I seen his face pop up in the local newspaper the year after, a police mugshot accompanied with a headline of him being jailed for 10 years for rape!!!
point him in the direction of a few instagrammers we know of ...they'd love thatThis is a new one for me...
When all seems normal then he announces all he wants to do is make you fat
No bleeping chance pal it took me a year to get back into topshop jeans, I ain't giving it all up to so you can jack off to my muffin top.
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He said you had a fat head???One blokes teeth kept falling out as he spoke and just spent the whole time slagging his ex off. When I got up to leave, he did actually say to me there wonāt be a second date will there?
One bloke after two dates ranted at me that I was incredibly selfish for not wanting more children and when I said I didnāt want to see him again told me I had a fat head and his ex thought so too.
If heās too lazy to type all the words, imagine how lazy he is in bedIm actually gutted my most recent messages have been boring just guys saying hi and a few actual decent guys having a nice conversation. These two guys though such catches
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[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] Small talk is so 2010! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]Wow thanks.... putting a licking emoji just makes the compliment extra special
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What does he expect back? Oh thanks hereās a Pic of my nipple?! twitWow thanks.... putting a licking emoji just makes the compliment extra special
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OH MY GOD!!!!! I hate when that happens, it's the worst!!! Good thing you didn't want to see him again anyways ! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]This is a wonderful thread! And there are so many familiar sounding men and situations!
I went on a date with a guy who had constantly messaged me wanting to meet. My instincts said no but he had worn me down and I agreed to meet him for coffee one afternoon. Being safety conscious, I told my best friend what I was doing and promised to let her know how the meet up went.
We met and my instinct had been right. He was a tool and his shoes were just horrible. (Me, shallow? Hell, yeah!) He chuntered on for ages about his charity work, how he took care of his parents while his brother ignored them, how his ex wife had swindled him out of his house, yawn yawn. Anyhow, he went off to have a pee and I texted my friend telling her how awful he was and I was making my escape ASAP.
We left the cafĆ©, I made my excuses and high-tailed it to my car. Hours later I checked my phone to see if my friend had texted me back. Iād only sent the derogatory text to him, ffs!
Well it works for Jeremy MeeksWhen your a model and also ex-con
Damn, you should've accepted the offer!!! I've always had a thing for older men, so if that happened to me, I would've totally accepted it! Unless he was repulsive! [emoji1787][emoji1787] The crying was a bit much though. [emoji51][emoji51]Well it works for Jeremy Meeks [emoji2368]
I signed up to online dating just the once, and not because I was looking for anyone. I was working with a vulnerable patient who had arranged to meet a couple of men she'd met online (separately, not together). I created a fake account so I could take a look at their profiles just to reassure myself they weren't mad axe murderers.
As it was a fake account just for nosing purposes I put basic info about 'myself', made myself sound as boring and unattractive as possible and didn't upload a picture. Within 15 minutes of signing up I'd received 9 messages; 2 of those messages were from the men she was supposed to be meeting! How bleeping desperate do these blokes have to be to message someone with virtually no info and no profile pic.
I'm on a few local Facebook groups and posted in a thread about recycling. Shortly afterwards I got a DM from some bloke in the group asking if I wanted to go dogging with him. WTF? That escalated quickly
When I was 22 I had a (very) rich older man ask me to be his mistress. I would get my own flat in London, all bills paid and Ā£2,000 a month to spend on myself. When I politely refused he started crying [emoji51]
He was about 5'3 (I'm 5'9) and quite flabby, he also had a strangely squeaky voice and I'm pretty sure he wore a wig. I'd have had to be comatose to sleep with him.Damn, you should've accepted the offer!!! I've always had a thing for older men, so if that happened to me, I would've totally accepted it! Unless he was repulsive! [emoji1787][emoji1787] The crying was a bit much though. [emoji51][emoji51]
OH MY GOD. What an idiot!! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] And who said romance is dead?? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]I think someone needs to look a dictionary at the meaning of location and profession...
Unless there is a town called peter and he is the local professional gigolo....
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Oh dear, then you definitely made the right decision!! [emoji51][emoji51][emoji51]He was about 5'3 (I'm 5'9) and quite flabby, he also had a strangely squeaky voice and I'm pretty sure he wore a wig. I'd have had to be comatose to sleep with him.
I suspect it was the first time the rich little hobbit had been turned down, hence the tears.