Deepsigh2018
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I think this is one of my favourite messages. I never responded but in hindsight I should have replied not everyone I don't want to fuck you. This was the only message he sent me 
- Notice
I was going for a walk with a guy and agreed he could collect me - met him at the end of a nearby road so he didn't know my address. Anyway he arrives and tells me his van is broken-been making funny noises. Proceeds to ask me to follow him in my car so he can go to the car garage as he needs it for work yomororw. I'm too nice and do this - so we spend all day sorting his van out -garage is 20miles away To add to it he had ticked social smoker, when he arrived he informed me he actually smokes 'like a fucking chimney'. I actually found him bonkers and it was a funny afternoon. Not to be repeted.
String Man
VIP Member
Well it works for Jeremy MeeksWhen your a model and also ex-con
I signed up to online dating just the once, and not because I was looking for anyone. I was working with a vulnerable patient who had arranged to meet a couple of men she'd met online (separately, not together). I created a fake account so I could take a look at their profiles just to reassure myself they weren't mad axe murderers.
As it was a fake account just for nosing purposes I put basic info about 'myself', made myself sound as boring and unattractive as possible and didn't upload a picture. Within 15 minutes of signing up I'd received 9 messages; 2 of those messages were from the men she was supposed to be meeting! How fucking desperate do these blokes have to be to message someone with virtually no info and no profile pic. <-- rhetorical question.
I'm on a few local Facebook groups and posted in a thread about recycling. Shortly afterwards I got a DM from some bloke in the group asking if I wanted to go dogging with him. WTF? That escalated quickly
When I was 22 I had a (very) rich older man ask me to be his mistress. I would get my own flat in London, all bills paid and £2,000 a month to spend on myself. When I politely refused he started crying
Princesspinky
Active member
Ok so this is embarrassing to admit but I like a guy in uniform , particularly army / armed forces 
After my 10 year marriage ended (married at 22 to a much older man
big mistake , would listen to no one) I went a little bit crazy , spurred on by a friend in a similar situation we found this dating website for military personnel ! We soon figured out 99% of the squaddies on there were after easy sex .
I had so so many wierdos requesting wierd sexual stuff like , would I eat strawberries that he'd just ejaculated on
= block block block . Another request was , if he took me back to his barracks , could I beat his last lady friends record ...... Of 17 squaddies in one night 
Absolute most alarming of them all - had been chatting to this guy for a few weeks , all seemed fine untill one evening he started acting strange and told me there was something he must tell me about. I thought he was going to bare his soul with something deep and meaningful......
He told me that he had seen something that turned him on and wondered if I'd be up for it . Alarm bells started ringing and I didn't answer . He then proceeded to tell me anyway ..... He had watched porn (? If you can call it that) of a woman being pleasured by an Alsatian and it got him very turned on , he wanted to find someone who would indulge him in this fantasy
I told him he was a sick b*****d and I was reporting him to the RSPCA
Needless to say that one has put me off online dating for the rest of my life
but I like a guy in uniform , particularly army / armed forces After my 10 year marriage ended (married at 22 to a much older man
big mistake , would listen to no one) I went a little bit crazy , spurred on by a friend in a similar situation we found this dating website for military personnel ! We soon figured out 99% of the squaddies on there were after easy sex .I had so so many wierdos requesting wierd sexual stuff like , would I eat strawberries that he'd just ejaculated on
= block block block . Another request was , if he took me back to his barracks , could I beat his last lady friends record ...... Of 17 squaddies in one night Absolute most alarming of them all - had been chatting to this guy for a few weeks , all seemed fine untill one evening he started acting strange and told me there was something he must tell me about. I thought he was going to bare his soul with something deep and meaningful......
He told me that he had seen something that turned him on and wondered if I'd be up for it . Alarm bells started ringing and I didn't answer . He then proceeded to tell me anyway ..... He had watched porn (? If you can call it that) of a woman being pleasured by an Alsatian and it got him very turned on , he wanted to find someone who would indulge him in this fantasy
I told him he was a sick b*****d and I was reporting him to the RSPCA
Needless to say that one has put me off online dating for the rest of my life
Bingewatcher92
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A few of my encounters..
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Deepsigh2018
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I actually find obvious catfishes funny. I always reverse image search pictures especially if they look too good to be true. One time this guy messaged me using the actor Colton Haynes as his profile pic. I used to watch Teen Wolf so recognised him immediately and asked him why he was using Coltons pic as his profile pic especially as Colton is gay. He never messaged me back 🤷🏾
He never messaged me back 🤷🏾
spiderpig
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I started talking to someone many years ago over social media, got on well, spoke for a few weeks before deciding to meet up.
The day of meeting up he told me he had something to tell me but would only do it in person.... alarm bells were ringing but thought it can't be that bad so will give him a chance!
Nice date, he was slightly boring but could look over that. Got into the car chatting (was raining) for him to grab hold of me balling his eyes out as he has a girlfriend........
Needless to say I never saw or spoke to him again. Said girlfriend is now wife
The day of meeting up he told me he had something to tell me but would only do it in person.... alarm bells were ringing but thought it can't be that bad so will give him a chance!
Nice date, he was slightly boring but could look over that. Got into the car chatting (was raining) for him to grab hold of me balling his eyes out as he has a girlfriend........
Needless to say I never saw or spoke to him again. Said girlfriend is now wife
Catwinky
Chatty Member
THE HILLS HAVE EYES.
Fomohomo
Active member
in my never ending journey to find myself someone atleast half decent I've thrown myself out there again.
met someone for coffee today and went ok,we've messaged this afternoon and I went to see some friends. then.went to bingo (because yes I'm THAT cool)
within the space of half an hour I received message after message , so do you like me? , why are you not responding? I think I need someone more understanding, you are a cold person, delete all my messages,you're a loser.
so yeaaahhhhhhh , hopefully soon I'll do ok
met someone for coffee today and went ok,we've messaged this afternoon and I went to see some friends. then.went to bingo (because yes I'm THAT cool)
within the space of half an hour I received message after message , so do you like me? , why are you not responding? I think I need someone more understanding, you are a cold person, delete all my messages,you're a loser.
so yeaaahhhhhhh , hopefully soon I'll do ok
Bingewatcher92
Well-known member
Clearly! I can’t find it but I had one guy who matched with me then messaged me to tell me he didn’t actually mean to and I was far to large for him!
H8Ellie
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I mean it wasn’t a date but I matched with this lad on tinder who worked for emmerdale as part of the crew & within a few hours of talking he asked if I wanted to meet him, I stated I wasn’t sure yet as obvs we’d only been speaking a few hours & barely knew him. The next day he messaged me asking to be his girlfriend I was like wtf no! he then told me to fuck off as I don’t deserve his love.
It put me off emmerdale
he then told me to fuck off as I don’t deserve his love. It put me off emmerdale
leoladyxo
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I realised that I haven’t really shared about myself on here.
When I was 18, I started talking to a guy on OK Cupid, which now feels very retro to say. He was a couple of years older and lived more towards London than me. We had a lot in common and fancied each other, so we decided to meet up. We went out for a while and it was going really well, when I noticed that he was getting comfortable with me. The “mask was slipping”, as it usually does, around the three month mark. Where he had previously been really kind, he was now becoming critical and possessive. He would call me as many times as it took me to answer him, sometimes 20 times in a row, and was not at all understanding that I was at work. When we weren’t together, he would want phone sex and nudes every day - at his beck and call. If I didn’t want to, he would sulk and ignore me for the rest of the day. When we were together, he would try and tell me what to wear and how to behave. It was really quite irritating and hurt my feelings a lot of the time. It is obvious to me looking back, that he was a very insecure person. He would buy himself a lot of designer clothes and sunglasses to try and make himself feel better, I think.
Eventually, I got fed up of this and dumped him, by text. He drove to my work, which was a 45 minute drive from where he was working from home. I was walking down the street to where my car was parked and was driving really slowly next to me, shouting abuse. Things like how I should have been grateful that he even looked at me and the like.
We had no contact after that for a month or so and I started seeing someone new, who I had met IRL through my school friend. OK Cupid guy sees on social media and starts asking me all sorts of questions, seeming really bothered that he had been replaced. I blocked him on everything but he would still periodically email me to attempt to make contact. I ended up being with my then boyfriend for almost three years and towards the end of my relationship, he emailed me this song, with the following message: “this song makes me think of you, let me know your thoughts”. Curiosity got the best of me and I listened to it, it’s very bold and there is strong language!
Anyway, my then boyfriend cheated on me multiple times with the same woman and our relationship ended. He dumped me and left me for her once I found out. I was spiralling and incredibly vulnerable at that time, so I made a stupid judgement error and allowed OK Cupid guy to come back into my life. He asked me to go out for drinks with him so I (stupidly) agreed. We went to a bar in London. We had two drinks together. Over which, I was a reminded of why I had ended things before. He mentioned how he had bought an ex some Louboutin heels and that when they had an argument, he had taken them and scuffed them. He suggested after the drinks that we go for a walk. We walked around for 10 minutes and then he to me and said, “my friends from work are drinking in another bar, you’re not invited, so I’m going to go and spend time with them”. He then kissed me on the cheek and walked away, just leaving me standing there. I think he only asked me on the date so that he could “even the score” in his own mind about how things ended. He didn’t speak to me after that. He actually blocked me on everything.
He was a classic, textbook narcissist. Even to this day, 5 years on from that meeting, he still sometimes looks at my Instagram stories. I wonder what goes on in his head, but am glad I am away from him!
When I was 18, I started talking to a guy on OK Cupid, which now feels very retro to say.
He was a couple of years older and lived more towards London than me. We had a lot in common and fancied each other, so we decided to meet up. We went out for a while and it was going really well, when I noticed that he was getting comfortable with me. The “mask was slipping”, as it usually does, around the three month mark. Where he had previously been really kind, he was now becoming critical and possessive. He would call me as many times as it took me to answer him, sometimes 20 times in a row, and was not at all understanding that I was at work. When we weren’t together, he would want phone sex and nudes every day - at his beck and call. If I didn’t want to, he would sulk and ignore me for the rest of the day. When we were together, he would try and tell me what to wear and how to behave. It was really quite irritating and hurt my feelings a lot of the time. It is obvious to me looking back, that he was a very insecure person. He would buy himself a lot of designer clothes and sunglasses to try and make himself feel better, I think.Eventually, I got fed up of this and dumped him, by text. He drove to my work, which was a 45 minute drive from where he was working from home. I was walking down the street to where my car was parked and was driving really slowly next to me, shouting abuse. Things like how I should have been grateful that he even looked at me and the like.
We had no contact after that for a month or so and I started seeing someone new, who I had met IRL through my school friend. OK Cupid guy sees on social media and starts asking me all sorts of questions, seeming really bothered that he had been replaced. I blocked him on everything but he would still periodically email me to attempt to make contact. I ended up being with my then boyfriend for almost three years and towards the end of my relationship, he emailed me this song, with the following message: “this song makes me think of you, let me know your thoughts”. Curiosity got the best of me and I listened to it, it’s very bold and there is strong language!
Anyway, my then boyfriend cheated on me multiple times with the same woman and our relationship ended. He dumped me and left me for her once I found out. I was spiralling and incredibly vulnerable at that time, so I made a stupid judgement error and allowed OK Cupid guy to come back into my life. He asked me to go out for drinks with him so I (stupidly) agreed. We went to a bar in London. We had two drinks together. Over which, I was a reminded of why I had ended things before. He mentioned how he had bought an ex some Louboutin heels and that when they had an argument, he had taken them and scuffed them. He suggested after the drinks that we go for a walk. We walked around for 10 minutes and then he to me and said, “my friends from work are drinking in another bar, you’re not invited, so I’m going to go and spend time with them”. He then kissed me on the cheek and walked away, just leaving me standing there. I think he only asked me on the date so that he could “even the score” in his own mind about how things ended. He didn’t speak to me after that. He actually blocked me on everything.
He was a classic, textbook narcissist. Even to this day, 5 years on from that meeting, he still sometimes looks at my Instagram stories. I wonder what goes on in his head, but am glad I am away from him!
Fomohomo
Active member
ahhh where would you like me to start??
me : butch with tattoos as can be seen in ny profile pics.......several messages off women who's opening line was I dont like tattoos!!!!
but my fave was a girl i met online,met her in the gay village at 8.30 and she was already pissed and showing off her 6 pack to these poor people who couldnt get rid of her.
I thought I'll give her a chance and we went to another bar and were quite chatty. moved to the next bar and I thought she was stood next to me, turned around and she was on the floor hysterically crying,my mate was a bouncer there and said we had to leave.
so me being the soft arse I am.started to walk her to the train station,where she stopped by some building works and took a piss in the street....I still walked her to the train where she was still crying,put her on the train and never saw her again
and btw vag/tit pics were a regular occurrence sliding into my dms when I had my public insta account,mainly from married women.
Pinkblush
VIP Member
Plenty of offline dating horrors but never did online dating.
A friend of mine met someone online and he brought his mum along to their first drink and she pulled out a list of questions 'have u ever done drugs', 'what age did u lose your virginity' etc. He was 32 years old. My friend excused herself to go to the loo and left the pub through another door.
A friend of mine met someone online and he brought his mum along to their first drink and she pulled out a list of questions 'have u ever done drugs', 'what age did u lose your virginity' etc. He was 32 years old. My friend excused herself to go to the loo and left the pub through another door.
SamBamford
Well-known member
Some years ago I met a man through a local newspaper advertisement. He was lovely, we were getting on well so instead of just a drink he suggested a meal. He went away on business the following week but telephoned me daily. He was a widower with a small son. He wanted me to meet his friends at a bbq at the weekend and most were fine and polite although some of the women were a little quiet with me. All was going well, I went to his house and met his son. I'd never had anyone who telephoned when they said they were going to or be so attentive to me. I was playing with the son in the garden when the neighbour spoke to me. It seems when he met up with me for the first time, on a Thursday, he'd buried his wife on the previous Friday. His reasoning over this was she wasn't coming back. So he must have placed the ad before the funeral. I really liked him and he talked of a future together, offered to take me to a USA holiday for 2 weeks to show he was serious about me but I couldn't take it, it was just wrong so I ended it. I later found out that he was also seeing another woman from his original ad and had since married her.